the common dilemm of a lesbian feminist. . by these tamajii 3 Q. I gotta say that as a dude I am delighted, but at the same time I am delighted. femenist Lesbian oui
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#1 - powerbook (12/26/2013) [-]
I gotta say that as a dude I am delighted, but at the same time I am delighted.
User avatar #82 to #1 - lasmamoe (12/27/2013) [-]
How do you control all those emotions?
#98 to #82 - yuukoku (12/27/2013) [-]
Sometimes, a man must stare down his own emotions to keep them at bay.
Sometimes, a man must stare down his own emotions to keep them at bay.
#74 to #1 - yuukoku (12/27/2013) [-]
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#2 to #1 - kaboomz (12/26/2013) [-]
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im also delighted
#9 to #2 - bohemianblasphemy (12/26/2013) [-]
And I just can't hide it
#25 to #2 - critality ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
The delight is palpable.
The delight is palpable.
#16 - snorp (12/26/2013) [-]
As an atheist I am enlightened, but at the same time I am euphoric.
User avatar #95 to #16 - trollchildxy (12/27/2013) [-]
That hat. I am surprised you don't have a neck beard.
#52 to #16 - deviroux (12/26/2013) [-]
My friend made this while he was at a convention in Florida.
User avatar #113 to #52 - joejoemojoe (12/27/2013) [-]
That ******* chin.
#43 to #16 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
and autistic, of course.
#40 to #16 - sindrifreyr (12/26/2013) [-]
I too am  enlightened
I too am enlightened
#11 - traffy (12/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #11 - sagedivinity (12/26/2013) [-]
On sweet Jeebus, sauce?
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User avatar #15 to #11 - Lordskull (12/26/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #63 to #15 - nightmareschild (12/26/2013) [-]
Couldn't find an online spot to view it, but here's a link to some rar files.

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#118 to #109 - nightmareschild (12/27/2013) [-]
ah, thanks.
ah, thanks.
#45 to #15 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
The wonderful and magnificent land of porn.
#21 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or do lesbian celebrities and "comedians" use the same "I'm lesbian so fahnee" **** just as much as black "comedians" do nothing except talk about how their black?
User avatar #33 to #21 - sirfapaton (12/26/2013) [-]
Obviously. Just like Ellen has to always mention that she's a lesbian
User avatar #56 to #33 - theshadowed (12/26/2013) [-]
If you'd actually watch her show, instead of just seeing stuff on FJ, you'd realise she rarely does
#42 to #21 - zombiesnipertwo (12/26/2013) [-]
yes, that's how they work...
yes, that's how they work...
#38 to #31 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #38 - brobafett (12/26/2013) [-]
Please go back to tumblr.
#49 to #21 - dontknowmeatall (12/26/2013) [-]
That's how comedians work, they talk about what they live. That's why there are few non-Jewish white straight male comedians. They have nothing interesting to say.
User avatar #58 to #49 - awesomanium (12/26/2013) [-]
The ****** going on over in America?
In Britain, there's a ton of white, straight, male comedians who don't mention their religion.
User avatar #59 to #58 - hudis ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Sure there is, they talk about beer and football all the time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - awesomanium (12/26/2013) [-]
Is that in America?
Because in England the topics are generally quite varied.
User avatar #62 to #60 - hudis ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
It was a joke about beer and football being the religion of British men.
User avatar #64 to #62 - awesomanium (12/26/2013) [-]
Oh god how did I miss that. I just facepalmed so hard.
User avatar #65 to #64 - hudis ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
It's okay, jokes can be hard to interpret and easy to miss over the internet!
User avatar #67 to #65 - awesomanium (12/26/2013) [-]
I don't think it's that, I think I was just being completely retarded.
User avatar #68 to #67 - hudis ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
Hah, maybe.
User avatar #116 to #49 - regaesnhoj (12/27/2013) [-]
Russell Howard applies to that description and I find him funny.
#122 to #116 - dontknowmeatall (12/27/2013) [-]
He's one of the rare exceptions.
User avatar #53 to #21 - jajathezombie (12/26/2013) [-]
I gotta say I'm a big fan of Ellen's stand-up comedy, and she doesn't really mention being a lesbian that much unless she's doing a LGBTBBQ event. Yeah she mentions it, but no more than your average straight white male comedian talks about porking/attempting to pork women. She just diddles the vagiddles with a different fiddle.
#4 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
Feminist: I support a woman's right to chose in all things!.. unless she wants to display her body for those damn men.
User avatar #81 to #4 - dbrak (12/27/2013) [-]
not that I'm a huge fan of feminism, but feminists are fighting for a woman's right to display her body without being objectified by men.
User avatar #83 to #81 - iridium (12/27/2013) [-]
So essentially, they're fighting for their right to be eye candy without being ogled.

In other words, that doesn't make a wick of sense.
User avatar #84 to #83 - dbrak (12/27/2013) [-]
well they don't consider it "being eye candy", they just consider it being a person. I think it goes both ways... women SHOULD exist without being subjected to being eye candy but I don't think most women understand how male sexuality works. it's a lot more overwhelming for men, since we are biologically constructed to "dominate" things.
User avatar #85 to #84 - iridium (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't know hardly straight, non-asexual women (AKA most of the population of women) that would see a well-toned shirtless man walking around the streets and not at least partially stare at him themselves. There is absolutely nothing biologically, morally or sociologically wrong with finding other people sexually attractive. So it doesn't make a wick of sense to me.
User avatar #87 to #85 - dbrak (12/27/2013) [-]
well there's a difference between checking somebody out and objectifying them. I just think women are too inconsistent with that line (it varies too much from woman to woman) while men are oblivious to it altogether.
User avatar #88 to #87 - iridium (12/27/2013) [-]
Men are pretty inconsistent with the line as well. While we certainly are more wired to be thinking about sex a greater percentage of the time, that doesn't mean we just objectify women by liking sexually attractive ones. That's some double standard nonsense.
User avatar #123 to #88 - dbrak (12/27/2013) [-]
I meant there is a much greater variety of women who fall between "sluts" and "nuns".. guys are spread out too but I feel like guys generally agree on where the line is, if they notice it.
#96 to #85 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm a heterosexual women, and when I see a shirtless attractive male I don't stare because I was taught it's ******* rude to stare.

I don't like being ogled at, I'm not going to do the same to another person.
User avatar #117 to #96 - msenigma (12/27/2013) [-]
That's it.... I knew one day someone would say something to end my lurking on this site.
Sorry, you're really not being honest with yourself. I'm a heterosexual female, and there are more times than I can count that I've ogled an attractive man. Everyone does it. , and women pretending that somehow they're morally superior to men, because they supposedly don't objectify men, are full of it. Yeah, straight guys like to look at tits and ass, but at least they're honest about it. Not like women who bitch and complain about men objectifying them, then bust out the vibrator and watch Magic Mike.
User avatar #86 to #85 - iridium (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't know many*
#3 - phudgepacker (12/26/2013) [-]
Hahahahahah lesbians and attracted to other women so fahnny
#103 to #3 - boylan (12/27/2013) [-]
nah its a funny post
#5 to #3 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
another of the millions of reasons to kill Ellen
User avatar #8 to #5 - odonnell (12/26/2013) [-]
Guess what?
That's not Ellen

Guess what else?
This was actually somewhat funny unlike Ellen

Guess what somemore?
Although Ellen is a pain in the arse when she constantly goes on about being gay, some episodes (Such as the vibrating bra with Jennifer Anniston) are quite entertaining.
User avatar #12 to #8 - icameheretotroll (12/26/2013) [-]
You idiot if you actually watch her show she rarely even says anything about her being gay its the funnyjunk that posts whenever she does
User avatar #14 to #8 - nandaaz (12/26/2013) [-]
Can you link to said episode with the virbration bra?
User avatar #19 to #14 - odonnell (12/26/2013) [-]
youtube /watch?v=uLeiRz8HJDE
User avatar #20 to #19 - nandaaz (12/26/2013) [-]
I want to thumb you a thousand times

for the lazy people: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLeiRz8HJDE
#17 to #3 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
HEHE LE CYNICAL PHUDGEPACKER AUTISTIC LE MEME KEKEKE FAGGIT ******
#29 to #17 - phudgepacker (12/26/2013) [-]
Mfw anon rage
#72 to #17 - improbablyyourdad (12/27/2013) [-]
You aren't being funny and you're coming off as a bigger faggot than you're portraying phudgepacker. Not everyone is going to like what you like, especially when the show is at best background noise. Grow up.
#55 to #3 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
Your comment is ******* stupid. Like your favorite sports team.
#71 - markowuzhere (12/27/2013) [-]
If lesbians and feminists doesnt need men, then why is dildo penis shaped?
If lesbians and feminists doesnt need men, then why is dildo penis shaped?
#69 - holyfool (12/26/2013) [-]
Get it because she's a lesbian!
Get it because she's a lesbian!
#91 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
>That feel when women complain about objectification when they're as responsible as men for it, can't have nude women if the women doesn't wanna get nude, you know.

Love how laws and social ideal play women off as innocent, easily exploitable puppys or something, like they have no self awearness of what they do.
The big scary man MADE her take her shirt off for a photo shoot, the big scary man MADE her **** in a porn video, the big scary man MADE her dress scantily.

I understand some complains, but with stuff like porn, the women have to agree to it, so they're just as responsible. Cause otherwise it's rape and is illegal.
User avatar #92 to #91 - mitchr (12/27/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying, and it makes sense. However, I shall disagree:
Nobody is complaining about objectification in porn. Everyone is well aware that porn is different from real life. I assume.

Along with that, it's more the fault of the American culture in general. The goal's 'get rich' and that's all. Money is everything for our culture. British, I assume, is better. Hopefully. So we are taught to make money. Eventually, this leads to things like pimping, prostitution, porn videos, such, all for the goal of making money easily. Posing in swimsuits or nude is no different.
That there was the Sociological deviance theory known as Strain Theory. The idea that if you cannot achieve your societal goal easily, you will resort to less than optimal means to get there.

So yes, I understand what you mean, and I get that they agreed to do it, yes. And in that way, I acknowledge and agree with what you said. But they do so because of how our society thinks: get rich, then you're done. You're happy if you have money, because money brings power and bitches. That's how our society functions, and that's why it is a problem in the first place. Objectification, degradation, everything. Because our society is a ********* orgy of bills and power.

/rant.
#97 to #92 - pedobearson ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
People will always be objectified and objectify. Gay guys, straight guys, gay women, straight women, anyone and everyone will be objectified and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
User avatar #124 to #97 - mitchr (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
But why not try anyways? What's the worst that could happen?
Hell, Utopia's not possible, but if you try, surely you'll get somewhere.
User avatar #51 - zeroxnight (12/26/2013) [-]
I wish all feminist become lesbians so that they could understand us and how we feel. delighted to see a great pair of titties
#18 - madimcfaceache (12/26/2013) [-]
im probably gonna get ****** with red thumbs for this opinion Im a feminist, but I think that if a female wants to show her body, its her own choice. Do what you want. Sue me.
Unrelated image to cushion the blow of the ferocious opinion.
#46 to #18 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
The feminists that are the joke to us are the ones who believe men are the root of all problems. Such as their existence.
User avatar #61 to #18 - kinginyellow (12/26/2013) [-]
Just look at all the men who are shirtless or being "sexy beasts" for commercials. Old Spice for example, or hell when I went to get a haircut they had a book of choices, and every man in that book was wearing only shorts or jeans. I don't get why it goes all double standard, especially in games.
#48 to #18 - mrdrprofbraeden ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
That must have been really hard to type out
User avatar #22 to #18 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
See, the feminists we hate are the ones that bitch about video games and think all males should be castrated.
User avatar #23 to #22 - madimcfaceache (12/26/2013) [-]
Nawh man. Men are fine. Video games are hella fine. I just think everyone should be equal. I really only hate scumbags, not all men. Im not as much as a feminist, as I am someone who wants everyone to be equal. Does that make sense? I dont want some female rule or whatever.
User avatar #28 to #23 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
You're looking at Egalitarianism.
#37 to #23 - guyandface (12/26/2013) [-]
You know i want everyone to be equal too...
User avatar #24 to #23 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/26/2013) [-]
that would make you an equalist not a feminist.
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#34 to #27 - zenler (12/26/2013) [-]
mfw ur comment   Bawahahahah's internally 6am 			****
mfw ur comment Bawahahahah's internally 6am ****
User avatar #26 to #24 - madimcfaceache (12/26/2013) [-]
Then I'm an equalist. I dunno these terms as long as people dont hate me I'm good.
#30 to #26 - madimcfaceache (12/26/2013) [-]
I dont even know who I am anymore.
I dont even know who I am anymore.
User avatar #106 to #30 - potatot (12/27/2013) [-]
You are madimcfaceache.
User avatar #112 to #106 - madimcfaceache (12/27/2013) [-]
Damn right I am.
#78 - imsohigh (12/27/2013) [-]
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#70 - thelastelephant (12/27/2013) [-]
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#7 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
As a feminist she needs to shut the **** up with her wrong opinions.

As a lesbian she is right and knows her ******* place. She knows that women are eye candy and I appreciate that.
User avatar #35 - cumfartz (12/26/2013) [-]
I like titties and lesbians and stuff so its all cool hrer
User avatar #10 - DisgruntledTomato (12/26/2013) [-]
Does she make any other jokes apart from "hey I'm a lesbian" ones?
User avatar #90 - ninegagislikefjlel (12/27/2013) [-]
lol so funny! mind if i post this on 9gag?
User avatar #93 to #90 - teamfreewill (12/27/2013) [-]
dear god i hope you're just being a troll
User avatar #94 to #93 - ninegagislikefjlel (12/27/2013) [-]
sily im not msytic creture undr bridge lol
#119 to #94 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
just shut up and stop embarrassing yourself
User avatar #120 to #119 - ninegagislikefjlel (12/27/2013) [-]
ok sory
User avatar #125 to #93 - thempc (12/27/2013) [-]
look at his account name and tell me he's anything other than a bait salesman
User avatar #6 - Temari (12/26/2013) [-]
This is really true.

Like I was watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and I felt such a strong mix of arousal and feeling bad about my body/looks and a very slight feminist-y feeling.
#32 to #6 - anon (12/26/2013) [-]
Tits or gtfo.
User avatar #50 - deepgreen (12/26/2013) [-]
You can actually sense the feministic aura she radiates. That **** reeks through my computer into my nostrils and rapes whatever testosterone I have left in me.
User avatar #41 - nortledrones (12/26/2013) [-]
Feminists.


It's not that they can't get penis, it's that men don't deserve them.
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