thats deep. .. "Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"
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#1 - anonimperiumreturn (11/06/2013) [-]

"Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"
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#6 to #1 - frasseking ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
"Yesterday I was online and I discovered a blog about women, who don't like to shave...This is very important information"
-Roman Bellic, 2008
#8 to #6 - anonimperiumreturn (11/06/2013) [-]
"This city is like a giant Udermilken Ice Cream Shop. Thirty-six flavors of titty!"
#9 to #8 - frasseking ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
"Okay, I'm an idiot, but you have to admit I've got the best line in ******** you've ever heard."
#89 - armoredfish (11/07/2013) [-]
"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a ******* long dick. Thus, the name."
User avatar #246 to #89 - dyalibya (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh **** , you got me , gonna start new vegas again
User avatar #261 to #246 - blokrokker ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
You better be modding the absolute **** out of it, or I will hunt you down and call you names, like pleb.
User avatar #315 to #261 - olimpa ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
what is best mods for fallout 3? in your opinion.
#332 to #315 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Fallout wanderers edition it's a must , some ENB mode . because the green flare makes the game look ugly as **** , when it's actually beautiful , fellout it's a good enb mod. Then an UI mod , so the UI resolution is higher instead of the ***** console vanilla one . My favorite mods are the ones that make the game realistic , like modified weapon damage, hunger , wounds, etc . It came to a point that a single raider was a huge threat , also if you have already played through the vanilla story . I´d recommend "alternative start -roleplayers" . You can find all of these mods on the nexus, have fun.
#416 to #332 - thegazz (11/07/2013) [-]
Fellout is not an ENB mod, just a ligthing mod. I do agree, though. Fellout makes the game 100 times better and next to no FPS loss.
User avatar #442 to #332 - olimpa ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
so by realistic do you mean that I could blow a raiders head off in one clean shot and vice versa?
User avatar #443 to #442 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Yup , or a raider could shot you in the torso and that would really **** you over , like you start bleeding out , and need to apply bandages and morphine . It's a pain in the ass , and not recommended for first timers. but well worth it if you know the wasteland and want the real apocalypse experience.
User avatar #386 to #315 - blokrokker ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
I couldn't tell you, I can't run Fallout 3 on my computer. It has a history of compatability issues with Windows 7, but New Vegas works fine, except for the legion of bugs.
#395 to #386 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the fix is right ******* there if you google it
User avatar #328 to #315 - pwoneill (11/07/2013) [-]
the one that allows you to transport between the two games
User avatar #434 to #328 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
That's a mod for New vegas , not for fallout 3.
User avatar #435 to #434 - pwoneill (11/07/2013) [-]
requires both games idk i dont mod i just love the games as they are...
User avatar #439 to #435 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Yes , it does requires many files from FO3 data , but the mod it's trough New Vegas.
User avatar #154 to #89 - Trrave ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Long Dick Johnson. . . gets me every time. lol
#83 - skybluetroll (11/07/2013) [-]
"I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"
User avatar #364 to #83 - zerotzallander ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
"STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUNDS!"
User avatar #405 to #83 - luckass (11/07/2013) [-]
haha oh my god...i scroll through this comment and dont find a break to breath :'D...very good one
#59 - austinmb **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 - thisotherdude (11/07/2013) [-]
"Assume the position"
User avatar #403 to #58 - luckass (11/07/2013) [-]
haha i cant breath :'D
User avatar #63 to #58 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
"Numbness will subside in several minutes."
User avatar #105 to #63 - Rvalldrgg (11/07/2013) [-]
"I can't feel my legs!"
#149 to #105 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
Servos active!
#187 - mausisdead (11/07/2013) [-]
''CJ you a straight busta''
#42 - fluttersquee (11/07/2013) [-]
A Hero need not speak. For when he is gone, the world will speak for him.
#73 to #42 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
But master chief talks...
User avatar #74 to #73 - fluttersquee (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, just not a lot. I think that's what it's getting at.
#139 to #74 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
only in the games. he speaks quite a bit in the books that feature him. he also talked a lot more in halo 4.
User avatar #327 to #42 - didactus (11/07/2013) [-]
"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected"
#52 to #42 - bleachedpheather (11/07/2013) [-]
i feel that one would work better with this picture
User avatar #66 to #52 - loopymoomoo (11/07/2013) [-]
better with doom guy
User avatar #81 to #66 - okamiterasu (11/07/2013) [-]
Or gordan freeman
User avatar #195 to #81 - shunkahawolf (11/07/2013) [-]
or samus aran (excluding that abortion called other M)
User avatar #104 to #52 - xbananamanz (11/07/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #55 to #52 - fluttersquee (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose. When I first saw it, it was referring to Master Chief, that's only why I use it with him.
#48 to #42 - meowgustacat (11/07/2013) [-]
Oo, I like this one.
'S deep.
User avatar #49 to #48 - fluttersquee (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah. To be honest, I think I saw it in a magazine ad for Halo 3 a few years ago. Seemed to stick with me.
User avatar #148 to #26 - BroadSword (11/07/2013) [-]
Curved penises.


Big, curved, penises.
#24 - TheMather ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
And there's every ******* word out of this guy's mouth.
User avatar #37 to #24 - twofreegerbils (11/07/2013) [-]
What game is this? And why does he have so many ******* 1911's?
#44 to #37 - ihatemuch (11/07/2013) [-]
Fallout NV Honest Hearts dlc, in my opinion the best game and dlc of the game.
User avatar #381 to #44 - admiralen ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
my favorite is lonesome road, it was epic as hell and the build up before it was legendary
User avatar #41 to #37 - SpartanRHEA (11/07/2013) [-]
The guy is from one of Fallout New Vegas' DLC "Honest Hearts" and his name is Joshua Graham.
For the reason of him having all those pistols is that hes just fixing them all for his tribe.
User avatar #138 to #24 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2013) [-]
derpwolf, you're the expert here.
User avatar #345 to #138 - deathstare (11/07/2013) [-]
That was a brilliant Summons
User avatar #273 to #24 - derpwolf ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Eeeeeeee. I love this guy. Someone summoned me here and it makes me so happy.
#113 to #24 - amaskedman (11/07/2013) [-]
Here, a wallpaper from me to you.
User avatar #329 to #113 - pwoneill (11/07/2013) [-]
...thats from the bible, but he says it, stil he is not op of this copy pasta
#400 to #329 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
Jesus ****
Use normal words
User avatar #117 to #24 - sockprague (11/07/2013) [-]
The conflict between Daniel and Joshua was sublime.

"I want to take from them what they took from me, from my family...
I want to have my revenge. Against him. Against Caesar.
I want to call it my own, to make my anger God's anger.
To justify the things I've done.
- Joshua Graham

Maybe there is no place left in this world for mercy.
But even if it tramples me into the dust,
I will never accept it. And I will never condone it
- Daniel

#25 to #24 - TheMather ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
And this guy's.
#23 - fathis (11/07/2013) [-]
BOOOOONESTOOOOOOOOOORM
User avatar #307 to #23 - Wallaq (11/07/2013) [-]
This is the beginning and the end mortals!
#61 to #23 - scruffyguy (11/07/2013) [-]
The most beautiful philosophy i had ever heard... it brings a tear to my eye remembering when i first heard it in game.
#165 - jackknapp (11/07/2013) [-]
"HEY NIKO LET'S GO BOWLING
#40 - brockyboi (11/07/2013) [-]
"It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. The truth, Walker, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero."
#62 to #40 - Tormound (11/07/2013) [-]
The message that game was giving would have been so much more meaningful if the game actually gave you options. It's like telling your kid to go eat a tub of ice cream then calling him a fatass for listening to you.
User avatar #82 to #62 - brockyboi (11/07/2013) [-]
The game does give you options though. Not to mention, it's trying to tell a concise story, so it's going to have to have to take the reins.
#430 to #62 - BigDoktor (11/07/2013) [-]
How to get the "Good" ending in Spec Ops: The Line Check this out to see the REAL good ending to Spec Ops: The Line and I think you'll understand.

Anyways, the quote that really stuck with me in this game:

"Home? We can’t go home. There’s a line men like us have to cross. If we’re lucky, we do what’s necessary, and then we die. No…all I really want, Captain, is peace."
User avatar #344 to #40 - shitshitshit (11/07/2013) [-]
one of the, if not the best, war game i have ever played
#4 - crutos (11/06/2013) [-]
"men must be free to do what they believe.
It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do,
no matter how much we disagree"

Oh well then..
#171 to #4 - penguinthegreat (11/07/2013) [-]
the point is that you dont punish him because he thinks badly
you punish him for what he does
User avatar #376 to #171 - crutos (11/07/2013) [-]
The first sentence of the quote is; "men must be free to do what they believe".
which was the part of the quote I was trying to make a point with.
User avatar #377 to #4 - caelinnis (11/07/2013) [-]
>Nazi Assassins
make it happen ubi
User avatar #60 to #4 - rhetoricalfunny (11/07/2013) [-]
We don't pass judgement on him for what he thought but what he did
User avatar #36 to #4 - albinoman (11/07/2013) [-]
I would not judge him for his thoughts but rather for his actions and commands.
User avatar #265 to #36 - crutos (11/07/2013) [-]
It says in the first sentence

"Men must be free to do what they believe".

Which was kind of the point I was trying to make.
#428 to #265 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
But then those who believed that Hitler and all the genocide should be stopped also have the right to stop them.
#72 to #4 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
But Hitler directly violated that
#407 to #72 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
But he should be free to do that.
So he's not violating it.
It's a ****** quote and you know it.

Your freedom ends where the freedom of another begins.
User avatar #5 to #4 - I Am Monkey (11/06/2013) [-]
Adolph Hitler killed himself after years of bullying from the Allies.
One like = One prayer
#233 - erethilful ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
"BRGRLBGRBLGRBLRGLGRLRGL"
User avatar #415 to #233 - fathis (11/07/2013) [-]
Best 9 years of my life.. now that TBC 2 is coming out I may have to go back...
#69 - fanciful (11/07/2013) [-]
Damn Paarthurnax. I always want to kill him so I can hang with the blades, but then he does those puppy dog eyes and talks about overcoming ones evil nature, and I just can't do it.
#219 to #69 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
i killed him
#228 to #69 - SirFail (11/07/2013) [-]
How can you even consider it?  Although i'm the guy who didn't like killing any of the dragons if i didn't have to, but brutally murdered any bandits i came across. Go figure.
How can you even consider it? Although i'm the guy who didn't like killing any of the dragons if i didn't have to, but brutally murdered any bandits i came across. Go figure.
User avatar #433 to #228 - fanciful (11/07/2013) [-]
Well, I mean, he did do a lot of terrible things, so justice would demand that he die. However, Paarthurnax had been redeeming himself for a thousand years through his "way of the voice", and it seemed like that was all he was interested in doing for the foreseeable future. My logic is, Paarthurnax deserves to die, but he's slowly paying his penance already. It might take him an eternity to pay for his crimes, but as a ****** dragon, that's a viable option! So I decided, why the **** not. If he wants to sit around on his lonely mountain peak forever, that's fine. He pays for his crimes no matter what.
#437 to #433 - SirFail (11/07/2013) [-]
As i said, I'm the guy who thinks the dragons are cute and never wanted to kill them even though they were slaughtering people so i didnt even consider killing Paarth.
As i said, I'm the guy who thinks the dragons are cute and never wanted to kill them even though they were slaughtering people so i didnt even consider killing Paarth.
User avatar #383 to #69 - BraveSirRobin (11/07/2013) [-]
the blades mission sets are **** anyway. I really wish I could kill that bitch and the old **** face
User avatar #367 to #69 - poorjew (11/07/2013) [-]
I killed him.
After it i feel like a dick, so i loaded the last save game and spared him.
**** you Blades, i will not kill him.
#253 to #69 - rakoom (11/07/2013) [-]
I can count on the fingers of my right hand, the number of times that games have done this to me. They give me a choice, but there is only one real option...
User avatar #384 to #253 - admiralen ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
whats the pic from?
#404 to #384 - kinginthenorth (11/07/2013) [-]
A drawing of Bastion's ending scene, i think.
#392 to #384 - rakoom (11/07/2013) [-]
It is an artwork from one of the greatest moments in the game Bastion. It's a smaller game that doesn't cost too much, and it doesn't have too much replayability, but it's without a doubt my favourite game ever. The first playthrough is amazing.
User avatar #394 to #392 - admiralen ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
thanks mate, ill check it out
#396 to #394 - rakoom (11/07/2013) [-]
Anytime.
User avatar #160 to #69 - oilyniller (11/07/2013) [-]
the paarthurnax dilemma mod is a good alternative
User avatar #201 to #160 - serotonin (11/07/2013) [-]
explain
User avatar #283 to #201 - falloutreaper ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/18465//? Allows you to join the blades without murdering Paarthurnax.
User avatar #339 to #283 - scumbagposter (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh lawd, i can join the blades?
User avatar #75 to #69 - tankerdude (11/07/2013) [-]
by fighting Alduin and giving me the knowledge to defeat him, in my mind he has redeemed himself and earned the right to live
#106 to #75 - darkpwner (11/07/2013) [-]
Truer words have never been said, sir.
User avatar #419 to #75 - BigDoktor (11/07/2013) [-]
Bu the still committed atrocious crimes, and you can't just choose your own redemption. It doesn't work that way.
User avatar #440 to #419 - tankerdude (11/07/2013) [-]
but if he continues to give the dragons wisdom and stop their rampage on human settlements and saving lives it's a start
#10 - greatsucces ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
''Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment''
#186 to #10 - greycommotion (11/07/2013) [-]
Whilst reading the post, I was literally thinking this.
User avatar #173 to #10 - steelcrasher (11/07/2013) [-]
He who stands with me shall be my brother
#247 to #10 - itsabloodyusername (11/07/2013) [-]
Walk softly... and carry a big gun.
User avatar #311 to #247 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
speak softly, carry a big stick


Theodore Roosevelt
#77 to #10 - theimmortalemperor (11/07/2013) [-]
"there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."
#137 to #10 - krasnogvardiech (11/07/2013) [-]
"Whether I am victorious or slain, my sins will know retribution."
#124 - sidekickman (11/07/2013) [-]
" YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE COME HERE "
#21 - yoloswagswagyolo (11/07/2013) [-]
"Don't make a girl a promise you know you can't keep"
#65 to #21 - priestoftheoldones (11/07/2013) [-]
Some things I just can't get over.
User avatar #141 to #65 - snowshark (11/07/2013) [-]
What? You realise there's no way she's dead, right? Like, absolutely no way. From all of the hints inside Halo 4 to the fact that Chief in the new Halo trailer has the A.I. Storage Unit and perhaps most of all because Halo just does not work without a cortana figure (and 343 don't have the balls to kill her off in their first writing project) there is just too much evidence to think she's dead.
User avatar #371 to #141 - yoloswagswagyolo (11/07/2013) [-]
His ass is going after halsey
#100 to #21 - Endofzeeworld (11/07/2013) [-]
"You know me.... when I make a promise..."
"You keep it."
User avatar #143 to #100 - mkchillin (11/07/2013) [-]
Happy birthday Halo 4
User avatar #15 - fireprincess (11/07/2013) [-]
Anyone else have trouble killing paarthurnax. I don't mean him being difficult to beat. I mean just not being able to kill him. In the few times of done the main storyline I've never killed him. This is the trouble with getting too attached to characters.
User avatar #46 to #15 - heroofkvatch (11/07/2013) [-]
what game?
User avatar #54 to #46 - fireprincess (11/07/2013) [-]
Skyrim
User avatar #68 to #15 - priestoftheoldones (11/07/2013) [-]
When I was asked to kill him, I went and massacred everyone I could in solitude, and winter hold.
#78 to #15 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
i got the fire within, killed him rejuvinated the blades, killed more dragons, and now take 50% less dragon melee damage because of a blades potion. I think i still came out on top with Paarthurnax's knowledge and more skills/powers. Knowledge is not power. Power is power.
#232 to #78 - SirFail (11/07/2013) [-]
How dare you kill Paathurnax!  Although i hated killing any of the dragons because i think they are cute -.-
How dare you kill Paathurnax! Although i hated killing any of the dragons because i think they are cute -.-
#401 to #15 - John Cena (11/07/2013) [-]
I killed him with an honest to God smile on my face.
I then immediately spent his soul to unlock one of the most useless shouts in the game.
I'd do it again in an instant.
User avatar #411 to #401 - fireprincess (11/07/2013) [-]
Hey to each his own. I just wasn't able to do it. I liked him too much.
#251 to #15 - rakoom (11/07/2013) [-]
Ain't that the truth...
User avatar #335 to #15 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
The blades can **** themselves, I shall never kill him! I'll get Odahvin on their asses. (I think it's spelt like that)
#76 to #15 - Visual (11/07/2013) [-]
That's why I got a mod that adds a command, when the blades ask you to kill Paarthunax, that says "I'm the Dragonborn and I will not kill him" or something along that lines and bypasses them needing you to kill him and you can continue.
That's why I got a mod that adds a command, when the blades ask you to kill Paarthunax, that says "I'm the Dragonborn and I will not kill him" or something along that lines and bypasses them needing you to kill him and you can continue.
User avatar #79 to #76 - fireprincess (11/07/2013) [-]
Damn this is why I need to get a decent gaming pc. I play on the Xbox so no mods. That's really cool though. I like that answer.
#324 - alstorp (11/07/2013) [-]
"Gary"
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