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#1 - anonimperiumreturn
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(11/06/2013) [-]

"Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"
#2 to #1 - anonimperiumreturn
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#6 to #1 - frasseking
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(11/06/2013) [-]
"Yesterday I was online and I discovered a blog about women, who don't like to shave...This is very important information"
-Roman Bellic, 2008
#8 to #6 - anonimperiumreturn
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(11/06/2013) [-]
"This city is like a giant Udermilken Ice Cream Shop. Thirty-six flavors of titty!"
#9 to #8 - frasseking
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(11/06/2013) [-]
"Okay, I'm an idiot, but you have to admit I've got the best line in ******** you've ever heard."
#89 - armoredfish
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a ******* long dick. Thus, the name."
#246 to #89 - dyalibya
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Oh **** , you got me , gonna start new vegas again
#261 to #246 - blokrokker
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(11/07/2013) [-]
You better be modding the absolute **** out of it, or I will hunt you down and call you names, like pleb.
#315 to #261 - olimpa
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(11/07/2013) [-]
what is best mods for fallout 3? in your opinion.
#332 to #315 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Fallout wanderers edition it's a must , some ENB mode . because the green flare makes the game look ugly as **** , when it's actually beautiful , fellout it's a good enb mod. Then an UI mod , so the UI resolution is higher instead of the ***** console vanilla one . My favorite mods are the ones that make the game realistic , like modified weapon damage, hunger , wounds, etc . It came to a point that a single raider was a huge threat , also if you have already played through the vanilla story . I´d recommend "alternative start -roleplayers" . You can find all of these mods on the nexus, have fun.
#416 to #332 - thegazz
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Fellout is not an ENB mod, just a ligthing mod. I do agree, though. Fellout makes the game 100 times better and next to no FPS loss.
#442 to #332 - olimpa
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(11/08/2013) [-]
so by realistic do you mean that I could blow a raiders head off in one clean shot and vice versa?
#443 to #442 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(11/08/2013) [-]
Yup , or a raider could shot you in the torso and that would really **** you over , like you start bleeding out , and need to apply bandages and morphine . It's a pain in the ass , and not recommended for first timers. but well worth it if you know the wasteland and want the real apocalypse experience.
#386 to #315 - blokrokker
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(11/07/2013) [-]
I couldn't tell you, I can't run Fallout 3 on my computer. It has a history of compatability issues with Windows 7, but New Vegas works fine, except for the legion of bugs.
#395 to #386 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Dude, the fix is right ******* there if you google it
#328 to #315 - pwoneill
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(11/07/2013) [-]
the one that allows you to transport between the two games
#434 to #328 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
That's a mod for New vegas , not for fallout 3.
#435 to #434 - pwoneill
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(11/07/2013) [-]
requires both games idk i dont mod i just love the games as they are...
#439 to #435 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Yes , it does requires many files from FO3 data , but the mod it's trough New Vegas.
#154 to #89 - Trrave
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Long Dick Johnson. . . gets me every time. lol
#42 - fluttersquee
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(11/07/2013) [-]
A Hero need not speak. For when he is gone, the world will speak for him.
#73 to #42 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
But master chief talks...
#74 to #73 - fluttersquee
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, just not a lot. I think that's what it's getting at.
#139 to #74 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
only in the games. he speaks quite a bit in the books that feature him. he also talked a lot more in halo 4.
#327 to #42 - didactus
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected"
#48 to #42 - meowgustacat
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Oo, I like this one.
'S deep.
#49 to #48 - fluttersquee
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah. To be honest, I think I saw it in a magazine ad for Halo 3 a few years ago. Seemed to stick with me.
#52 to #42 - bleachedpheather
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(11/07/2013) [-]
i feel that one would work better with this picture
#66 to #52 - loopymoomoo
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(11/07/2013) [-]
better with doom guy
#81 to #66 - okamiterasu
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Or gordan freeman
#195 to #81 - shunkahawolf
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(11/07/2013) [-]
or samus aran (excluding that abortion called other M)
#55 to #52 - fluttersquee
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I suppose. When I first saw it, it was referring to Master Chief, that's only why I use it with him.
#104 to #52 - xbananamanz
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(11/07/2013) [-]
no
#59 - austinmb **User deleted account**
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(11/07/2013) [-]
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#58 - thisotherdude
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"Assume the position"
#403 to #58 - luckass
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(11/07/2013) [-]
haha i cant breath :'D
#63 to #58 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"Numbness will subside in several minutes."
#105 to #63 - Rvalldrgg
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"I can't feel my legs!"
#149 to #105 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Servos active!
#24 - TheMather ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
And there's every ******* word out of this guy's mouth.
#37 to #24 - twofreegerbils
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(11/07/2013) [-]
What game is this? And why does he have so many ******* 1911's?
#44 to #37 - ihatemuch
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Fallout NV Honest Hearts dlc, in my opinion the best game and dlc of the game.
#381 to #44 - admiralen
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(11/07/2013) [-]
my favorite is lonesome road, it was epic as hell and the build up before it was legendary
#41 to #37 - SpartanRHEA ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
The guy is from one of Fallout New Vegas' DLC "Honest Hearts" and his name is Joshua Graham.
For the reason of him having all those pistols is that hes just fixing them all for his tribe.
#138 to #24 - krasnogvardiech
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(11/07/2013) [-]
derpwolf, you're the expert here.
#345 to #138 - deathstare
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(11/07/2013) [-]
That was a brilliant Summons
#273 to #24 - derpwolf ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Eeeeeeee. I love this guy. Someone summoned me here and it makes me so happy.
#113 to #24 - amaskedman
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Here, a wallpaper from me to you.
#329 to #113 - pwoneill
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(11/07/2013) [-]
...thats from the bible, but he says it, stil he is not op of this copy pasta
#400 to #329 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Jesus ****
Use normal words
#117 to #24 - sockprague
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(11/07/2013) [-]
The conflict between Daniel and Joshua was sublime.

"I want to take from them what they took from me, from my family...
I want to have my revenge. Against him. Against Caesar.
I want to call it my own, to make my anger God's anger.
To justify the things I've done.
- Joshua Graham

Maybe there is no place left in this world for mercy.
But even if it tramples me into the dust,
I will never accept it. And I will never condone it
- Daniel

#25 to #24 - TheMather ONLINE
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(11/07/2013) [-]
And this guy's.
#83 - skybluetroll
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN"
#364 to #83 - zerotzallander
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(11/07/2013) [-]
"STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUNDS!"
#405 to #83 - luckass
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(11/07/2013) [-]
haha oh my god...i scroll through this comment and dont find a break to breath :'D...very good one
#4 - crutos
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(11/06/2013) [-]
"men must be free to do what they believe.
It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do,
no matter how much we disagree"

Oh well then..
#72 to #4 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
But Hitler directly violated that
#407 to #72 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
But he should be free to do that.
So he's not violating it.
It's a ****** quote and you know it.

Your freedom ends where the freedom of another begins.
#171 to #4 - penguinthegreat
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(11/07/2013) [-]
the point is that you dont punish him because he thinks badly
you punish him for what he does
#376 to #171 - crutos
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(11/07/2013) [-]
The first sentence of the quote is; "men must be free to do what they believe".
which was the part of the quote I was trying to make a point with.
#377 to #4 - caelinnis
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(11/07/2013) [-]
>Nazi Assassins
make it happen ubi
#36 to #4 - albinoman
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(11/07/2013) [-]
I would not judge him for his thoughts but rather for his actions and commands.
#265 to #36 - crutos
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(11/07/2013) [-]
It says in the first sentence

"Men must be free to do what they believe".

Which was kind of the point I was trying to make.
#428 to #265 - anon
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(11/07/2013) [-]
But then those who believed that Hitler and all the genocide should be stopped also have the right to stop them.
#60 to #4 - rhetoricalfunny
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(11/07/2013) [-]
We don't pass judgement on him for what he thought but what he did
#5 to #4 - I Am Monkey
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(11/06/2013) [-]
Adolph Hitler killed himself after years of bullying from the Allies.
One like = One prayer
#187 - mausisdead
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(11/07/2013) [-]
''CJ you a straight busta''
#426 to #187 - ifyouhavecoin
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(11/07/2013) [-]
#26 - thrashmash
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(11/07/2013) [-]
#148 to #26 - BroadSword
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(11/07/2013) [-]
Curved penises.


Big, curved, penises.