that's one friendly snake. . Never can ital' to the bathroom in pear_: e. I let him have 3 annals; In the turn and El, mm late. -r THIS happened. Fl‘. -. I want one soo bad Snake pants bathroom friendly funny
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#69 - claytonb (02/10/2014) [-]
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
#4 - warlockrichard (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #90 to #4 - kittenfarts (02/10/2014) [-]
My name is also Richard. This has been a good day.
User avatar #7 to #4 - pokemonstheshiz (02/10/2014) [-]
that cobra is obviously defanged (or devenomed, whatever you call it), but that's pretty dumb on the parents part. Now that kid is going to think all snakes are safe
#35 to #7 - stagger (02/10/2014) [-]
>Trying to convince me that snake isn't showering that baby with sweet kisses.   
   
 err. mum my gifs broke.
>Trying to convince me that snake isn't showering that baby with sweet kisses.

err. mum my gifs broke.
#74 to #35 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #97 to #7 - elcreepo (02/11/2014) [-]
Actually, that kid is a snake handler to be in India. He will be bitten by cobras, devenomed or not, many times in his life. Some will be near death experiences.

Saw it on taboo
#8 to #7 - amuzen (02/10/2014) [-]
honestly do you REALLY think she would think snakes were any more or less dangerous if she never had this experience at all?
User avatar #12 to #7 - viperish (02/10/2014) [-]
Yeah totally.

Most likely she isn't going to even remember that this ever happened.
#11 to #7 - noobiereaper ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Its two different things, but this one is defanged, otherwise the little kids blood would be gushing from its head.
User avatar #33 to #7 - hoponthefeelstrain (02/10/2014) [-]
Oh no, it's a little girl. The parents know what they're doing.
#179 to #7 - Dember ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Removing the fangs and/or venom glands of a venomous snake is disgusting and stupid.
First off, you can't sedate a snake properly so it has to be done without anesthesia, just mutilating the animal and causing it unimaginable pain as you cut its teeth out or dig into its head to get the sacs that produce the venom.

Just as importantly, snakes are known to have incredible regenerating abilities and they are known to re-grow fangs and glands, so that doesn't exactly make them in any way safe.

If you absolutely have to have a venomous snake for a pet (and it can be dome - just very, very carefully, and always with risks) then just invest in a proper locking enclosure and a snake hook. Don't mangle the animal to try to conform it to your preferences...in this case, it might cost you your life. : /

Alternatively: Get a normal, non-venomous pet snake instead. They are pet snakes and they make good pets. Also, pretty colors.
#16 to #7 - fantastick (02/10/2014) [-]
I doubt that kid is old enough to form a long lasting, coherent thought yet.
User avatar #208 to #7 - dyalibya (02/11/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? Cobra? That's a python, it's a constrictor it doesn't have fangs or venom
User avatar #209 to #208 - pokemonstheshiz (02/11/2014) [-]
pythons don't have hoods genius
User avatar #210 to #209 - dyalibya (02/11/2014) [-]
OK, so it's a red tail boa, still a constrictor, no venom
User avatar #192 to #7 - Corak (02/11/2014) [-]
the snake just looks so ruffled with joy it starts kissing the child
i wish a snake would kiss me
#125 to #7 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
that kid is indian. indian think animals are their god. well that's kind of stupid.
#1 - supercookieduster ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I want one soo bad
#199 to #1 - catsaremyreligion (02/11/2014) [-]
If I'm not already, I will always log in to thumb up this picture.
#72 to #1 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
It looks like a perfect pet for me.
It looks like a perfect pet for me.
#118 to #1 - brettyht (02/11/2014) [-]
I still remember that one comment asking anybody to always post this picture whenever there was a snake/python content   
   
I am glad to see this here
I still remember that one comment asking anybody to always post this picture whenever there was a snake/python content

I am glad to see this here
#38 - agentdoubleohio (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #106 to #38 - twi (02/11/2014) [-]
that little tongue flick makes me d'aww so hard i think i just died
User avatar #75 to #38 - hopporto (02/10/2014) [-]
Can someone put the caption "#swag" after the finger adjusts the hat?
User avatar #71 to #38 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
i need that? I hope it's not venomous.
User avatar #87 to #71 - psychonaut (02/10/2014) [-]
It's hard to tell from the size, but it looks like a hognose. Nonvenomous.
User avatar #93 to #87 - pwnfrnzy (02/10/2014) [-]
The pattern is the same, but the color is different, do Hognoses come in different colors?
User avatar #101 to #93 - psychonaut (02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, every reptile that's sold as a pet is bred to have different color and pattern morphs. My ball python is a pastel, the same pattern as a normal, but a different coloration.
#141 to #93 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
this one's most likely an albino. Albino western hognoses are orange
User avatar #207 to #87 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
They are venomous actually, but their venom is not very strong, and the location of their fangs makes it very difficult to inject venom into a human.
User avatar #83 to #71 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
unnecessary question mark there.
#122 - queefquizzler (02/11/2014) [-]
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
User avatar #55 - sanbonzakura (02/10/2014) [-]
time for and experiment
dingle your dongle above him and report back what happend
#81 to #55 - bbbaka ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
peanutbitter?
peanutbitter?
#130 - silverhellion (02/11/2014) [-]
reptiles like warmth
pants are warm
snakes have heat sensory pits
snake sees warm pants
snake goes to warmth.
User avatar #49 - gorillabutts (02/10/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I just...
SLYTHERYN
#28 - include (02/10/2014) [-]
That is one sexy snake.
That is one sexy snake.
#70 to #28 - newdevyx (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #116 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
The snake's thought process:
"Sweet. A bassssket. I'm gonna get aaalll up in that. Coil up and get nicce and ******* cozy. Here we go...aw yisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
#14 - trollexecuter (02/10/2014) [-]
I had dare him to pull up his pant and walk outside like that.
#29 to #14 - tanakh (02/10/2014) [-]
Yea how about you dare him to piss off the snake and put it in his ass until it bites him?
User avatar #15 - cumbersome ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I can't believe no one has made a trouser snake pun
User avatar #42 to #15 - infamoustrapper (02/10/2014) [-]
idk that's pretty much the same idea as the pun in the content
User avatar #155 - megatrollinator (02/11/2014) [-]
Pet Snakes can actually be quite docile if they trust their owners. That's exactly what's going on here
User avatar #56 to #37 - psikid (02/10/2014) [-]
May I ask, what is this picture from?
User avatar #60 to #56 - pedobearRAW (02/10/2014) [-]
somthing somone drew, i found it on fj
User avatar #62 to #60 - psikid (02/10/2014) [-]
Ah, alright
User avatar #2 - charagrin (02/10/2014) [-]
I miss my Red Tail now. He would actually follow me from room to room and wrap himself around my leg under my pantleg and just chill. I'd remove him to go do something and he would just follow me and try to get back where he was whether I was doing dishes, cleaning, vacuuming( ************ loved a warm vacuum too, whether it was running or not), etc.
#30 to #2 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
That is really cute :3
#73 to #2 - vulper (02/10/2014) [-]
That's pretty sweet, gotta say snakes are one of the better pets imo.

pic related, it's my Red Tail. took with camera phone on a day she wasn't hiding so bad res when expanded
User avatar #9 to #2 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Goddam, i want a snake. Norway sucks
#64 to #9 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
lelelelel norway mustard race
User avatar #67 to #64 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Mustard sucks though
#120 to #67 - watshisface (02/11/2014) [-]
dj mustard and honey mustard are acceptable varieties however
User avatar #17 to #9 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Norway dont allow snake pets?!
User avatar #18 to #17 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
We arent allowed to own reptiles
User avatar #19 to #18 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Damn man, cant you move to the border and have an extension over the border and keep the snake there?!
We promise to take good care of him
User avatar #20 to #19 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Naah, i live on the west coast pretty much, cba to move
User avatar #21 to #20 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Thats harsh, never knew Norway was like that, why so anti reptilian?!
And maybe I'm wrong but snakes dont classes as a reptilian right?
User avatar #22 to #21 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Well, i do ppPpPP
Snakes and reptiles arent allowed. I think its because the people in charge of that **** thinks nobody can properly handle reptiles and snakes.
User avatar #23 to #22 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
That is some purebreed ******** , snakes aint that hard to take care of, especially since most snakes are pretty gentle.
Sometimes I wonder wtf they are doing making decisions up there -.-
User avatar #24 to #23 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Lel, we got some douchy people running the country.
If i could own a snake i would have one by now, im sure. Id love to have one
User avatar #25 to #24 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
I'm still thinking about what kind of "exotic" animal I wanna get, think I will be more likely to get a lizard of some sort.
User avatar #26 to #25 - sonnyboii (02/10/2014) [-]
Not a snake?
User avatar #66 to #26 - stifflimb ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
Going between the two of them, might get both eventually!
#13 to #9 - Rascal (02/10/2014) [-]
I feel ya, bror.
#128 - cedarsacademy (02/11/2014) [-]
"Never can ital' to the bathroom in pear_: e. I let him have 3 annals..."

What the **** lightbulb...
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