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#34 - anonomysmonkey (08/27/2013) [-]
I'm agnostic, dyslexic, and don't usually sleep until at least 2am.
#37 to #34 - anon (08/27/2013) [-]
em oto (but seriously, me too.)
User avatar #39 to #34 - nommonsterbaa (08/27/2013) [-]
I don't usually sleep until ever
User avatar #72 to #34 - waterbottlemanboy (08/27/2013) [-]
I don't sleep till Eight.
#101 to #72 - anonomysmonkey (08/27/2013) [-]
Look this isn't a goddamn competition to see who stays up the latest. I obviously don't have insomnia but me staying up kinda late makes the joke work.
User avatar #83 to #34 - annogram (08/27/2013) [-]
**** man 3 diseases in one :/
User avatar #88 to #34 - xerotic (08/27/2013) [-]
dogdamnit.. me too..
User avatar #97 to #34 - pickstar (08/27/2013) [-]
This made me laugh because not sleeping till 2am = insomnia. I don't sleep till 7 and think I just have bad sleeping habits and no problems at all
User avatar #98 to #34 - djequalizee (08/27/2013) [-]
I'm two of them
#45 - senseofpurpose (08/27/2013) [-]
old but old
old but old
User avatar #46 to #45 - senseofpurpose (08/27/2013) [-]
but gold*
User avatar #51 to #46 - gamingtales (08/27/2013) [-]
I actually thought you made a joke about the post by mispelling it, don't know why.
User avatar #60 to #51 - thekich (08/27/2013) [-]
Most likely because the post mentioned dyslexia.
User avatar #91 to #51 - walkerjam (08/27/2013) [-]
Indeed, sort of like "I may have alzheimer's, but at least I don't have alzheimer's."
User avatar #49 - gemleonn (08/27/2013) [-]
Gandhi walked around barefoot a lot of the time, which developed a rather impressive set of callouses on his feet.
He also ate very little. This caused him to be frail.
His strange diet caused him to suffer from bad breath.

This made him a super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
#43 - cag (08/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 - creepingorion (08/27/2013) [-]
A man breaks into a house to steal some valuables. While he's perusing the goldmine of potential crack money, he hears a voice say "Jesus is watching." Chalking it up to his imagination, he continues searching for goods. Once again, he hears "Jesus is watching." He started to become a little paranoid and sought out the source of the voice.

Eventually, he found a parrot in its cage repeating the words "Jesus is watching." He noticed there was a nametag on the cage indicating the bird's name was Moses. The thief muses to himself, "Who in the hell names a parrot Moses?" The parrot says back, "The same people who name a pit bull Jesus."
User avatar #93 to #79 - crazehtoast (08/27/2013) [-]
Classic joke.
#62 to #59 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Where is this from again?
User avatar #63 to #62 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
Prequel aka Making a Cat Cry: The Adventure
User avatar #64 to #63 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Thaaanks your name disturbs me
User avatar #65 to #64 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
No problem Is that code for "I like it"?
#66 to #65 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
n-no... yiss
n-no... yiss
#67 to #66 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
Have a bigger one...
Have a bigger one...
#68 to #67 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
damn you..
User avatar #69 to #68 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
You saved it as a .png......
User avatar #70 to #69 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Naw, I have the gif and the png.
User avatar #71 to #70 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
Ah, pardon my insolence, M'lord.
#74 to #71 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Unforgivable, now you must dance
Unforgivable, now you must dance
#75 to #74 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [-]
The dance of my people is a tale of strife and agony....
The dance of my people is a tale of strife and agony....
#76 to #75 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#84 to #76 - reaperriley ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Can join?
Can join?
#102 to #84 - wolftron ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
Sure!
Sure!
User avatar #95 to #84 - spainisbad (08/27/2013) [-]
Deadpool is never acccepted. But is always there.
#38 - toddingram (08/27/2013) [-]
**toddingram rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at /b/ would like to know... ** hue
User avatar #15 - chaossniper (08/26/2013) [-]
took me couple of times
User avatar #36 - ManicalMayhem ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
A dyslexic, agnostic man with insomnia....stays up all night(Insomnia means cant sleep) wondering if there's a dog(Dyslexic means can't read, supposed to be "god") or not.(Agnostic is a belief that god's existence is uncertain, not to be confused with Atheism which is the belief that there is certainly no god)

Kind of a silly joke really
#78 to #36 - kjelli (08/27/2013) [-]
why dissect the frog?
why dissect the frog?
#44 - raditaz (08/27/2013) [-]
I used to be into s&m, beastiality, and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
User avatar #1 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FFARTBURGER
#2 to #1 - nooooooooooo (08/26/2013) [-]
Dude
Seriously
Why?
User avatar #6 to #2 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
becos i wan red toombls
User avatar #55 to #1 - coolranchderpitos (08/27/2013) [-]
lel so random XDDDD
User avatar #61 to #1 - kezel (08/27/2013) [-]
I'm 19 and I laughed pretty hard when I clicked show comment
User avatar #4 to #1 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
Was that actually necessary.

In your 12 year old mind, did you think 'yeah! le interweb buddiez will love this!'

Did you really, actually, have to do that?
#57 to #4 - Lilstow (08/27/2013) [-]
did you have to sound like a tumblrfag?

whole lot of faggots out tonight it seems.
User avatar #77 to #57 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
Do you mean me?
User avatar #5 to #4 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
Im 17, i just felt like being a cunt.

you must think all people above the age of 12 cant be immature on the internet.

fartburger
User avatar #8 to #5 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
Hmm. In revelation, I am a fartburger.

But in all seriousness, that's fair enough I suppose. We can all be cunts, although you could have done something a tad cleverer, but whatever.
User avatar #9 to #8 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
I know i know
just stuck home with a broken leg fartburger
bored outta my braindoodles
User avatar #10 to #9 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
This is the beginning of a fabulous-ass friendship.

How'd you break your leg?
User avatar #11 to #10 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
slipped on wet grass.

And it was
1) the day my cousins were flying back to malaysia
2) the day before i were going to enroll to ealing college

i got 99 problems but a slip aint one.
User avatar #12 to #11 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
dam ***** , you got it bad!

Who thought putting that grass there was a good idea anyway?
User avatar #13 to #12 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
it was raining lol.

#britishweather
#britishsummer
#gottaloveit
User avatar #14 to #13 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
Britfag reporting in, what part you in?


And what are your opinions on our royal family..

Mine: ******* , RETARDED. Load of overhyped, overrated ********
User avatar #16 to #14 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
London sadly.
would love to move to one of the other nicer cities,
or somewher in the surrey, down south region.
london is **********

and, i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate the idea of monarchy.
I hate the royal family, i hate monarchy.
props if you got the kefka reference
User avatar #18 to #16 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
Unfortunately didn't get the however im from the borders of London, like 15 miles out it is classed as 'London' but I wouldn't go as far as saying that.
User avatar #19 to #18 - mattyjay (08/26/2013) [-]
I would love to live in Dorset.
User avatar #22 to #19 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
dorset is quite nice i hear.
where abouts outside of londonia buttpizza?
User avatar #23 to #22 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
I dont wanna say too much, Hertfordshire, is that better?
User avatar #24 to #23 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
OOooooohh
isnt that close to where corination street takes place?
User avatar #25 to #24 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
Next to it in fact.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
omg
lucky
User avatar #28 to #26 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
And its really not that exciting...
User avatar #27 to #26 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
Of what gender are you?
User avatar #85 to #27 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
male
User avatar #103 to #85 - mattyjay (08/27/2013) [-]
Ah, ok.
#89 to #1 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
If you thumb me down out of rage, i've already won.
User avatar #20 to #1 - ieatyououtaldaylon (08/27/2013) [-]
your username and avatar make it hard for me to be annoyed with you.
#21 to #20 - fuzzypickles (08/27/2013) [-]
dont be annoyed with me then
#33 to #1 - ilikethisusername (08/27/2013) [-]
"hahaha ! fartburger ! hahaha im so funny right guys?"
"hahaha ! fartburger ! hahaha im so funny right guys?"
User avatar #3 to #1 - McBalls (08/26/2013) [-]
I too, was 10 once.
User avatar #58 to #3 - lamarisagoodname (08/27/2013) [-]
dat username
User avatar #7 to #3 - fuzzypickles (08/26/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #81 to #3 - thedarkestrogue (08/27/2013) [-]
your name makes your comment incredibly ironic.
#100 - nooooooooooo (08/27/2013) [-]
>Made this new account about a week ago
>Post this to get a few thumbs, just to get to level 2
>Gets to level 49 with it
Cheers guys
User avatar #96 - tiltaz ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
If a person told you he had a compulsive lying disorder, would you believe him?
#99 to #96 - BobbyMcFerrin (08/27/2013) [-]
yes. if you tell 10 truths and 1 lie you are still a liar. if he was truthful he could not tell any lies. therefore he must be a liar telling one of his truths.
#94 - erpetrich (08/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #92 - willindor (08/27/2013) [-]
Just tel that Dog to go back into the cage.
#90 - dolanthegreat (08/27/2013) [-]
poor bastard
poor bastard
#82 - ButtonFly ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
He should ask his local raciv.
#80 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (08/27/2013) [-]
why did this take me so long to get the joke?
User avatar #52 - skypatrol (08/27/2013) [-]
first i read that as there were 3 different men... **** .
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