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#52 - allamericandude (08/25/2013) [+] (26 replies)
I stopped worrying about dick size when I remembered chicks also 						**********					 with their fingers.
I stopped worrying about dick size when I remembered chicks also ********** with their fingers.
#28 - TheOriginalNerd (08/24/2013) [-]
im sorry to tell you this op but



youve had 6 inch arms your entire life
User avatar #5 - alexanderw (08/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Well then there's me 9 in and still thinks it small because of the dildo part **** you dildo's!
#35 to #5 - hypex (08/25/2013) [-]
sure, sure it is
#78 - devout feminist (08/25/2013) [+] (17 replies)
im guessing if average is 5-6 and im a 7 that's good ? It also curves up a bit and so far the only 2 girls i've slept with really like it cause it hits their ******* with a lot less effort. Oh and im 16 btw
#81 to #78 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [-]
Here's how impressed we all are.
Here's how impressed we all are.
User avatar #2 - ubercookieboy (08/24/2013) [+] (41 replies)
Average size of a penis is considered to be 5 inches.
User avatar #6 - rampu (08/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Protip: Stop posting your Dick sizes, nobody cares, nobody will ever care. You know why? Because you're measuring your junk and proving that you're a bunch of ******** children.
User avatar #14 - strun (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Oh, a "look at me, my penis is 15 inches" thread.
#77 - ilikecawk (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
MFW everyone who bragged about their dick size got thumbed down
#100 - Pyromie (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My dick size doesn't matter anymore; I'm married. The only thing important about it's length is if i'm going to hit it on the inside of the bowl when I **** or not. Other than that, It'll just gather dust anyway.
#122 - funnyjunkelite (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
have a sentence about dick sizes and and everyone suddenly has a 15 inch dick and is 14. Oh and had sex with every girl in their school.
have a sentence about dick sizes and and everyone suddenly has a 15 inch dick and is 14. Oh and had sex with every girl in their school.
User avatar #40 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've heard one chick say she likes big things in her ***** , but dicks are hard and hurt after it's a few inches too big, while dildos(Dildoes? Dilldii?) are soft enough to bend and curve to her vag so she can stuff miles in their just cause.
#209 to #208 - hjgamer (08/25/2013) [-]
>2013
>Not using glorious metric system
#57 - crazyeyedbioll (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Funny how much rage there is if someone says their dicksize is above average. Almost as if you don't believe above average dicks exist, OR are simply infuriated at the thought of someone having a larger dick than you.
#331 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Post about dicks
>300++ comments

Anyway, there's two types of people who care about dick size:
People in the porn industry and people who has never had sex.

How often does the guy who everyone knows gets laid a lot talk about dicks? Never. The guy who claims that he has a 12 inch dick, that chicks prefer something similar to a bottle of coke and that the average cock is 10 inches is almost always a 16 year old kid on a forum.

99% of girls don't care. If a girl takes you home, or you take a girl home, it's because she likes you and is willing to share a bed with you. She's not going to pick up her **** and leave just because your penis is small. Same thing goes the other way, boys don't care if your tits are small or you have some extra flab. Stop listening to ******** magazines for advice on how your body should be.

Also, it's not like it's our fault that our dicks are small or weird. Some people are talking like it's something we have control over, as if we overslept the day they were handing out dicks or something.
User avatar #153 - ICEDgrunge (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Stop giving a **** about your dick size. You did nothing to get what you have, you may not have deserved it, but your actions, lifestyle, and luck did nothing for you or against you. If there is anyone to blame, blame your parents. Blame your parents parents. They're the ******* with the genes, man. They gave it to you. Depending on your situation, punch them in the gut or give them a ******* hug.
The only thing you can do if you're not well endowed, is to learn to **** good. Outlast that bitch; Do the work. Gyrate your hips ************ . When she's on you, make her feel like she's riding the tilt-a-whirl! She's on a ride, make her feel that way. No matter your size or shape, you can still give her something to appreciate.
But for the love of God, stop being so self conscious about your dick. You didn't eat yourself small dicked. You didn't do excercise to get your subway sandwich substitute.

Now that I've made myself comfortable. I'm off to NSFW.
User avatar #15 - anotherhaloguy (08/24/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Okaii this is gonna sound really weird but.... average of hard or soft?
User avatar #16 to #15 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Short answer: Hard
#49 - miyam (08/25/2013) [-]
The average is skewed by all of the dragon dildos. And horse dildos. Occasionally, very rarely, there may be a normal human sized dildo.
User avatar #96 - bowties (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You think they have people go door to door, asking to measure every male's dick in that house to determine a worldwide average? I am now curious on how they determine the average.
User avatar #225 - temptingtime (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
in this thread, say your dick is <6 inches, get green thumbs, say your dick is >6 inches, receive red thumbs.
#76 - devildogpratt (08/25/2013) [-]
tfw way above average but not like it's gonna be used anyways
tfw way above average but not like it's gonna be used anyways
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