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#395 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
Average erection is 5.1"
+/- 1" is normal. Meaning 4.1 to 6.1 = most men [discounting self measured bias] That's right, small is still normal at 10.4cm. You hit the ****** and can make babies by putting your seed in deep enough.
When a site says 6" they're selling something, and want normal guys to be insecure.
Dildos don't hold themselves, so part of it is handle. They're also fantasy toys. A big looking dildo sells better because it catches the eye. Again, they're selling something.
#393 - shrekdurself (08/30/2013) [-]
Why do so many people thumb up content that concerns about dicks
I think we reached a whole new level low here people
User avatar #391 - guitarfreakforlife (08/28/2013) [-]
A new level of butthurt.
User avatar #373 - larryhoover (08/25/2013) [-]
Dick size...nothing but dick size.
User avatar #370 - Leopard (08/25/2013) [-]
The average size is 5.5 for the entire world.
5.3 in Canada.
5.1 for Americans.
4 for India.
3.8 in Korea.
#372 to #370 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
you sure know a lot about dicks mister
User avatar #384 to #372 - egosumproxi ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
This is the Internet. 5 minutes and you can know a lot about anything.
User avatar #377 to #372 - Leopard (08/25/2013) [-]
I sure do.
User avatar #367 - mikaelkid (08/25/2013) [-]
FFS, it's not about the size of the ocean, but the motion of the ocean

My girlfriend and I enjoy sex, very much. Sure I think I'm too small but it's about the position, angling. The noises she makes are so erotic.. its about making love, not ******* .

A relationship shouldnt even be based upon sex or not. Sex should be a bonus
#381 to #367 - wolfex (08/25/2013) [-]
i think you mean size of the bout not size of the ocean
unless you girl has a huge puss
User avatar #366 - zeldapronmaster (08/25/2013) [-]
Cause you have tiny arms...
#365 - zozman (08/25/2013) [-]
man you have very short arms , you should get that **** checked out asap.
User avatar #361 - sinclairr (08/25/2013) [-]
I could have a 6 inch long dick or a 12 inch long dick, I can't find a girl to have sex with me anyways...
User avatar #360 - nigalthornberry (08/25/2013) [-]
Average penis length 5-6in
Although 7in isnt uncommon
#359 - honestchap (08/25/2013) [-]
**honestchap rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Never growing up ** Unfortunately this bears a striking resemblance to my penis.
User avatar #353 - semisane (08/25/2013) [-]
My dick is only 27 feet long, and I've only had sex with 18 girls in the last week, but I guess 4 of them were super models, so they don't really count.
>What some people here sound like
#351 - elcreepo (08/25/2013) [-]
>Everyone bragging about their penis   
>i'm just sitting here masturbating
>Everyone bragging about their penis
>i'm just sitting here masturbating
#392 to #351 - shrekdurself (08/30/2013) [-]
Why did this get thumbed down lol
User avatar #394 to #392 - elcreepo (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't know or care to be quite honest. Probably because they have a problem with gays and that is a gay joke.
#348 - nortledrones (08/25/2013) [-]
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Dick-size doesn't really matter that much, the appearance
is kinda what you need to be worried about. If you are too small (under 4inchs) then that might be a issue you want to consult with a doctor. I'd rather have someone on my team that's great with a pistol than an idiot who has no idea how to use a sniper rifle.
User avatar #346 - frichein (08/25/2013) [-]
Wow, you have a 5 foot arm?
User avatar #342 - averagesizedpenis (08/25/2013) [-]
#337 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
damn mines only one inch.......off the ground!
but seriously, no one cares how big your junk is.
#331 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
>Post about dicks
>300++ comments

Anyway, there's two types of people who care about dick size:
People in the porn industry and people who has never had sex.

How often does the guy who everyone knows gets laid a lot talk about dicks? Never. The guy who claims that he has a 12 inch dick, that chicks prefer something similar to a bottle of coke and that the average cock is 10 inches is almost always a 16 year old kid on a forum.

99% of girls don't care. If a girl takes you home, or you take a girl home, it's because she likes you and is willing to share a bed with you. She's not going to pick up her **** and leave just because your penis is small. Same thing goes the other way, boys don't care if your tits are small or you have some extra flab. Stop listening to ******** magazines for advice on how your body should be.

Also, it's not like it's our fault that our dicks are small or weird. Some people are talking like it's something we have control over, as if we overslept the day they were handing out dicks or something.
User avatar #343 to #331 - kafudamapla (08/25/2013) [-]
I have a mate who took a girl home then went to sleep after a bit of foreplay because he was put off by her stomach fat, so your're wrong there. Shallowness exists
#357 to #343 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
Of course it exists, I don't deny that. But people who make such trivial things an issue probably aren't worth your time in the first place.
User avatar #362 to #357 - kafudamapla (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh of course not, I just think that your 99% was a bit far. There are a **** load of shallow people out there, most of them women
#379 to #362 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, that's true I suppose. But the point of my post was to try to maybe give someone a little confidence boost, and to try to show that not everyone are dicks. The exact statistics on who's an ******* and who's not doesn't matter. Many people live with the perception that everyone are shallow ******** when most people really aren't, despite medias portrayal.

When was the last time you read a greentext story or a blog post about an average guy meeting a regular looking girl? Probably never, yet this happens everywhere, all the time. You only hear the stories about the girl who laughs at the guys dick or the guy who turned down the girl with excess stomach fat.
#374 to #362 - montygoo (08/25/2013) [-]
You can't say most of them are women, guys and girls are equally shallow. It all depends on the types of people you've met, i understand if you think that because you've met a lot of shallow girls but that doesn't mean they're all more shallow then men.
#332 to #331 - deletedmyaccount (08/25/2013) [-]
Still, I feel bad for this kid I know with a two inch dick. I mean, say what you want, that'd make me sad.
#324 - frysfrys (08/25/2013) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #5896894 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I LOVE PENIS
#319 - weardowar (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't worry OP i got you covered!
TIp Nr. 1 is always buy the biggest car you can find.
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