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#52 - allamericandude (08/25/2013) [-]
I stopped worrying about dick size when I remembered chicks also masturbate with their fingers.
I stopped worrying about dick size when I remembered chicks also masturbate with their fingers.
User avatar #186 to #52 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
In fact, most do.
#190 to #52 - taurusguy (08/25/2013) [-]
You better become a gynecologist, then you know the inside and outside of a vajiin so you can pretty much finish her with a straw. a added bonus is that you can have sex with your patients and they will think it is a finger, but that is risky since fingers dont usually eject semen
#276 to #190 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
You sound like a 12 year old.
#277 to #276 - taurusguy (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes.
#278 to #277 - taurusguy (08/25/2013) [-]
hoped i would sound 11 but i guess 12 will do
User avatar #383 to #52 - swimmingprodigy (08/25/2013) [-]
then please explain why dildos are the size of my arm
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User avatar #88 to #52 - gelind (08/25/2013) [-]
I stopped carring when my girlfriend wondered how it was going to fit. So i should be good.
User avatar #91 to #88 - allamericandude (08/25/2013) [-]
Sure she did.
User avatar #93 to #91 - gelind (08/25/2013) [-]
but...but... she did shes also a virgin so that helps
#95 to #93 - allamericandude (08/25/2013) [-]
"Omg I wonder how it's going to fit!"   
"Oh yeah you're totally my first."
"Omg I wonder how it's going to fit!"
"Oh yeah you're totally my first."
#196 to #95 - penguinthegreat (08/25/2013) [-]
oh come on give the guy a break
she was probably 12
User avatar #316 to #52 - fyaq (08/25/2013) [-]
Yep. First time I fingered a girl I was like
"thats it? thats all it takes?"

Then they say, my confidence grew three sizes that day.
User avatar #355 to #316 - kietzu (08/25/2013) [-]
And what happened, then?
Well, on the internet they say - that his mighty erection grew three sizes that day.
And then - the true meaning of sex came through, and he found the stamina of ten guys, plus two!
#376 to #316 - kwanzalord (08/25/2013) [-]
but your dick was still just two sizes too small.
User avatar #58 to #52 - garykn (08/25/2013) [-]
I stopped worrying about it because I've accepted the fact that I'm never gonna get laid.
#79 to #58 - macabrealucard (08/25/2013) [-]
daaahhooohhh cmon guy you can't be that terrible
daaahhooohhh cmon guy you can't be that terrible
#67 to #58 - kwanzalord (08/25/2013) [-]
there's always rape
#227 to #67 - invadingaliens (08/25/2013) [-]
It's not rape if she can't say no.
User avatar #352 to #227 - odonnell (08/25/2013) [-]
Is it still rape if you murder them first?
#378 to #352 - invadingaliens (08/25/2013) [-]
Dead people can't talk.
User avatar #310 to #67 - dunderbiffen (08/25/2013) [-]
Not a rape if she wont feel a thing
#64 to #58 - RidgeRacer (08/25/2013) [-]
Well that mentality isn't going to help
User avatar #369 to #58 - larryhoover (08/25/2013) [-]
What's wrong with you guys?! It's not that challenging to get laid....just find the right girl and about 60 dollars and you can have a great 5 minutes!!
#175 to #58 - venomthc (08/25/2013) [-]
If you gonna give up without even trying. Then yeah. But don''t worry bro be calm, stay natural and invest in chloroform.
#28 - TheOriginalNerd (08/24/2013) [-]
im sorry to tell you this op but



youve had 6 inch arms your entire life
#100 - Pyromie ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
My dick size doesn't matter anymore; I'm married. The only thing important about it's length is if i'm going to hit it on the inside of the bowl when I **** or not. Other than that, It'll just gather dust anyway.
User avatar #134 to #100 - macabrealucard (08/25/2013) [-]
Dude that gave me the most feels over any of all the other feely posts out there
User avatar #103 to #100 - cutieepie (08/25/2013) [-]
Wake her up by sticking it in her mouth. If she bites she wants the D.
#331 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
>Post about dicks
>300++ comments

Anyway, there's two types of people who care about dick size:
People in the porn industry and people who has never had sex.

How often does the guy who everyone knows gets laid a lot talk about dicks? Never. The guy who claims that he has a 12 inch dick, that chicks prefer something similar to a bottle of coke and that the average cock is 10 inches is almost always a 16 year old kid on a forum.

99% of girls don't care. If a girl takes you home, or you take a girl home, it's because she likes you and is willing to share a bed with you. She's not going to pick up her **** and leave just because your penis is small. Same thing goes the other way, boys don't care if your tits are small or you have some extra flab. Stop listening to ******** magazines for advice on how your body should be.

Also, it's not like it's our fault that our dicks are small or weird. Some people are talking like it's something we have control over, as if we overslept the day they were handing out dicks or something.
User avatar #343 to #331 - kafudamapla (08/25/2013) [-]
I have a mate who took a girl home then went to sleep after a bit of foreplay because he was put off by her stomach fat, so your're wrong there. Shallowness exists
#357 to #343 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
Of course it exists, I don't deny that. But people who make such trivial things an issue probably aren't worth your time in the first place.
User avatar #362 to #357 - kafudamapla (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh of course not, I just think that your 99% was a bit far. There are a **** load of shallow people out there, most of them women
#379 to #362 - achselschweiss (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, that's true I suppose. But the point of my post was to try to maybe give someone a little confidence boost, and to try to show that not everyone are dicks. The exact statistics on who's an asshole and who's not doesn't matter. Many people live with the perception that everyone are shallow assholes when most people really aren't, despite medias portrayal.

When was the last time you read a greentext story or a blog post about an average guy meeting a regular looking girl? Probably never, yet this happens everywhere, all the time. You only hear the stories about the girl who laughs at the guys dick or the guy who turned down the girl with excess stomach fat.
#374 to #362 - montygoo (08/25/2013) [-]
You can't say most of them are women, guys and girls are equally shallow. It all depends on the types of people you've met, i understand if you think that because you've met a lot of shallow girls but that doesn't mean they're all more shallow then men.
#332 to #331 - deletedmyaccount (08/25/2013) [-]
Still, I feel bad for this kid I know with a two inch dick. I mean, say what you want, that'd make me sad.
User avatar #153 - ICEDgrunge (08/25/2013) [-]
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Stop giving a **** about your dick size. You did nothing to get what you have, you may not have deserved it, but your actions, lifestyle, and luck did nothing for you or against you. If there is anyone to blame, blame your parents. Blame your parents parents. They're the ******* with the genes, man. They gave it to you. Depending on your situation, punch them in the gut or give them a ******* hug.
The only thing you can do if you're not well endowed, is to learn to **** good. Outlast that bitch; Do the work. Gyrate your hips ************ . When she's on you, make her feel like she's riding the tilt-a-whirl! She's on a ride, make her feel that way. No matter your size or shape, you can still give her something to appreciate.
But for the love of God, stop being so self conscious about your dick. You didn't eat yourself small dicked. You didn't do excercise to get your subway sandwich substitute.

Now that I've made myself comfortable. I'm off to **** .
User avatar #272 to #153 - vigilum (08/25/2013) [-]
Now I'm imagining people hugging their grandparents and thanking them for their huge dicks.
User avatar #275 to #272 - ICEDgrunge (08/25/2013) [-]
I personally imagine a pizzafaced 13 year old beating the **** out of his grandad in the middle of the night for his vienna sausage.
User avatar #156 to #153 - BlueToaster ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Big or small, flaunt them all.
#122 - funnyjunkelite (08/25/2013) [-]
have a sentence about dick sizes and and everyone suddenly has a 15 inch dick and is 14. Oh and had sex with every girl in their school.
have a sentence about dick sizes and and everyone suddenly has a 15 inch dick and is 14. Oh and had sex with every girl in their school.
#354 to #122 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
>5 Inch
>18
>Beta Virgin

reporting in.
#77 - ilikecawk (08/25/2013) [-]
MFW everyone who bragged about their dick size got thumbed down
User avatar #109 to #77 - rockmanfan ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
mine's a whopping 4 1/2 inches.
#128 to #109 - tranminh (08/25/2013) [-]
well i'm asian
#84 to #77 - Yojimbo (08/25/2013) [-]
Why shouldn't they? Chances are they are full of **** , and even if they aren't, bragging, even bragging the form of a question is still laughable and rude.
User avatar #40 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I've heard one chick say she likes big things in her pussy, but dicks are hard and hurt after it's a few inches too big, while dildos(Dildoes? Dilldii?) are soft enough to bend and curve to her vag so she can stuff miles in their just cause.
#179 to #40 - biasdunne (08/25/2013) [-]
I really hope that 'dildii' is, or will soon be, a word.

whyarewenotfundingthis.jpg
#69 to #40 - babyofdingo (08/25/2013) [-]
miles huh...*nervous laugh*   
overused gif related
miles huh...*nervous laugh*
overused gif related
#116 to #40 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I think the secret is the flexibiliy and firmness of the thing. Like I've used a solid plastic one anally and it can go in for a few inches but then it gets painful. So the floppy rubber ones you see can fit the vagina better like you said. Remember girls also use their fingers though so size isnt the only way to get pleasure
User avatar #6 - rampu (08/24/2013) [-]
Protip: Stop posting your Dick sizes, nobody cares, nobody will ever care. You know why? Because you're measuring your junk and proving that you're a bunch of immature children.
User avatar #306 to #6 - nooneofinterest (08/25/2013) [-]
The obsession with penis size is not childish at all. What a foolish thing to say
#159 to #6 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
"oh look at me i'm so mature i don't participate in activities that the vast majority do and that makes me special"

everyone has measured their dick at some point, shut up.
#72 to #6 - doctorsoul (08/25/2013) [-]
well is is funnyjunk so maybe we're supposed to find his junk funny
#125 to #6 - choowoo (08/25/2013) [-]
found the guy with the small dick
User avatar #2 - ubercookieboy (08/24/2013) [-]
Average size of a penis is considered to be 5 inches.
#65 to #2 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
The average is 5.4. France is the largest national average with just over 6.

The average vagina (I presume that's the second word) is 4 inches, but can expand to 8.
User avatar #70 to #2 - ningyoaijin (08/25/2013) [-]
Asians screw up that average a lot.
#115 to #2 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
keep telling yourself that.
User avatar #117 to #115 - ubercookieboy (08/25/2013) [-]
Don't challenge my ego.
User avatar #287 to #2 - ericbeagles (08/25/2013) [-]
5.8, actually
#317 to #2 - ryuktg (08/25/2013) [-]
Keep believing that...
User avatar #41 to #2 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
It's actually 6 inches. Average girth, I believe, is 4.5 around.
#44 to #41 - dunkaroo (08/25/2013) [-]
I have read that it's 5.5 for girth
User avatar #45 to #44 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
If that's true, then I'll very sad.
User avatar #46 to #45 - skysailor (08/25/2013) [-]
Looked it up. General consensus is 4.5-5.0 inches around.
#47 to #46 - dunkaroo (08/25/2013) [-]
Same here, I would have replied sooner but I got distracted... Um... With science...
#30 to #2 - xdeathspawnx (08/24/2013) [-]
sure... whatever keeps you happy bro.
User avatar #38 to #30 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/25/2013) [-]
WHAT?

MY PENIS IS STILL BELOW AVERAGE SIZE?

THIS IS ******** .
User avatar #330 to #38 - zallaz (08/25/2013) [-]
i keep seeing you everywhere
User avatar #341 to #330 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/25/2013) [-]
That's because I am everywhere. Everything. Everyone you will ever love.

Except that guy over there. That's Dave.
User avatar #56 to #30 - nightmarecorpse (08/25/2013) [-]
**** yea average
User avatar #284 to #2 - kiingofaces (08/25/2013) [-]
Finally China did something useful
User avatar #101 to #2 - EnemySpy ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Well then. +1 confidence.
User avatar #132 to #2 - tomowrath (08/25/2013) [-]
You have raised alot of peoples self-esteem today
User avatar #187 to #2 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
It also depends on where you live.
User avatar #7 to #2 - metalmind (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually, that might be correct for the USA.
In Europe it is often about 6 inches.
In some African countries it's over 7 inches.
User avatar #8 to #7 - metalmind (08/24/2013) [-]
And 5 inches would be only 12,7 centimeters, which is way below average.
#10 to #8 - aceonfire (08/24/2013) [-]
My guess is that statistic is used to make people feel better
User avatar #102 to #10 - IamSofaKingdom (08/25/2013) [-]
No, it is skewed by China (5.5) and India (5) which hold well over a third of the worlds population. Funny that the smallest average penis size in the world invented the Kama Sutra though.
User avatar #217 to #102 - metalmind (08/25/2013) [-]
Well, it's no wonder, they need something else to make the sex life interesting.
User avatar #11 to #10 - metalmind (08/24/2013) [-]
Of course it is.
Honestly? Five inches average? Maybe in Korea.
In Korea it's actually 3,75. Poor Korean women.
#39 to #11 - xnotcreative (08/25/2013) [-]
Wow... a metal head atheist looking down on ANOTHER persons sex life...

You shouldn't feel bad for their ****** sex life, they should feel bad for you because of the lack of yours.
User avatar #216 to #39 - metalmind (08/25/2013) [-]
Just for your information: I, unlike you, do have a girlfriend, and actually a good education from a great school.

Good day to you.
#3 to #2 - hellfiazz (08/24/2013) [-]
5 and a half, actually.
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#4 to #2 - flusteredmoose (08/24/2013) [-]
MFW 7 and a half.
#34 to #4 - effthree (08/25/2013) [-]
MFW hard to measure while it's inside your mom
MFW hard to measure while it's inside your mom
#12 to #4 - woojestonie (08/24/2013) [-]
cool story bro.   
   
go on and brag about your dick size because you can't even find a girl to use it with.   
 AND YOU NEVER WILL
cool story bro.

go on and brag about your dick size because you can't even find a girl to use it with.
AND YOU NEVER WILL
#203 to #12 - mattyjay (08/25/2013) [-]
Hang on. Oh god no.
User avatar #33 to #4 - mattyjay (08/25/2013) [-]
So you can continue sucking your own dick??
#59 to #2 - trollmobile ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
no, it's 5.8
User avatar #60 to #59 - trollmobile ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
worldwide.
#48 to #2 - graknab (08/25/2013) [-]
If it weren't for me the average size would be 4
User avatar #75 to #48 - cogitoergonom (08/25/2013) [-]
Damn, a 47,349 mile (~76,000 km) penis? Thats pretty impressive
User avatar #14 - strun (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, a "look at me, my penis is 15 inches" thread.
#336 to #14 - vaskebjoernen (08/25/2013) [-]
Ha! Mine's 16 inches! I beat you! (Some irony can be seen in this comment)
User avatar #241 to #14 - herpaderderp (08/25/2013) [-]
look at me, my penis is 15 inches
**** it, who am I kidding, it's like 2 inches
User avatar #43 to #14 - kriodine (08/25/2013) [-]
I'll have you know mine is 4 inches good sir
User avatar #96 - bowties (08/25/2013) [-]
You think they have people go door to door, asking to measure every male's dick in that house to determine a worldwide average? I am now curious on how they determine the average.
#99 to #96 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
They ask for volunteers. The only guys who opt in are those who feel "uniquely qualified" or that can "take liberties with information." Realistically avg size going to be smaller. So long as you know the g-spot is "north, 2 inches Forward" and the clit is "north, -0.1 inches forward" you should be good to go. Bonus point: pressing south to hit the G-spot hits some nerve clusters as well and can be highly stimulating. If your dick curves up your primary position is going to be some variant of Missionary to hit your target areas. If you wang bends in another direction, just reorient based upon the above. G'luck and God speed. (Also if they feel like they are going to pee, the might be about to orgasm, possibly for the first time. Point of fact- ******* her till she pees herself in pleasure, while messy. Sounds Nearly as impressive as giving her her first mind blowing orgasm.)
-Some Anonymous Guy
User avatar #105 to #99 - bowties (08/25/2013) [-]
**** man, all this about north and directions to the G-Spot are making me consider the idea of using a compass while I have sex.

I might get lost
#120 to #105 - highest (08/25/2013) [-]
This was probably the first time i actually laughed out loud in some time. I thank you sir here's a thumb
User avatar #225 - temptingtime (08/25/2013) [-]
in this thread, say your dick is <6 inches, get green thumbs, say your dick is >6 inches, receive red thumbs.
#295 to #225 - furrynomous ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #293 - deepgreen (08/25/2013) [-]
All I know is, today my self-esteem got boosted because I found out 5 or 6 inches average is while erect and not flaccid. I am/was ******* ashamed of the fact that mine is only 'average' when erect while I thought it was the average for flaccid.
#152 - justsomechickyo (08/25/2013) [-]
If size really doesn't matter.....then whay aren't there 4 inch dildos?
If size really doesn't matter.....then whay aren't there 4 inch dildos?
User avatar #160 to #152 - cumbersome (08/25/2013) [-]
Because the vagina is long than that, so to get it all the way in would be a hassle. but they do actually exist
User avatar #162 to #160 - justsomechickyo (08/25/2013) [-]
I was just makin' a joke there buddy......
User avatar #161 to #160 - cumbersome (08/25/2013) [-]
longer than*
#49 - miyam (08/25/2013) [-]
The average is skewed by all of the dragon dildos. And horse dildos. Occasionally, very rarely, there may be a normal human sized dildo.
User avatar #210 - zytherman (08/25/2013) [-]
Simple fact, all the nerve ending that will make the sexy time good for women is like 2-3 inches inside the opening of the vagina, so as long as you have 3+ inches, you'll be fine.

And it's not the size of the boat that matters, it's the motion of the ocean.
User avatar #218 to #210 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Going down on a woman before ******* them helps too. i mean getting a head job just seems pointless i can make myself cum with some dirty thoughts a dirty hand and nothing else, why do i need a warm up?
User avatar #238 to #210 - commandwolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Some women still prefer Cruise Liners to canoes, however...
User avatar #254 to #210 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Can't circle the globe in a rowboat.
User avatar #263 to #254 - zytherman (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the larger the boat, the less of the waves you feel.
#270 to #263 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
True, but larger boats are more powerful, have better deck capacity, storage holds, engines or motors, and typically are more fun to navigate.

I mean look at this beaut, smooth lines, angular captain's cabin, rounded engine bezels, mmff.

Toot-Toot, *********** !
User avatar #344 to #270 - zytherman (08/25/2013) [-]
I would not like to see the "Port" that "boat" docked it.
Must be destoryed.
#387 to #344 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Totally wiped out!
#57 - crazyeyedbioll (08/25/2013) [-]
Funny how much rage there is if someone says their dicksize is above average. Almost as if you don't believe above average dicks exist, OR are simply infuriated at the thought of someone having a larger dick than you.
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User avatar #298 - addictakilla (08/25/2013) [-]
It's because men can no longer satisfy women with what they were givin no matter how hard they try and this is why i need masculinism
#73 - theguywithnopants (08/25/2013) [-]
The size of your fore arm is about the size of your foot, you know what they say guys with big feet.
#86 to #73 - datfunnyguy ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
they wear big shoes?
User avatar #89 to #86 - theguywithnopants (08/25/2013) [-]
No idiot! they have big socks!
User avatar #178 to #89 - lodewijkbob (08/25/2013) [-]
Joke's on you! I never wear socks!
#90 to #89 - datfunnyguy ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
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#94 to #90 - theguywithnopants (08/25/2013) [-]
quit screaming you pussy
quit screaming you pussy
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