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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - zytherman
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(08/19/2013) [-]
11 words long and still funnier than most of the stuff i've seen on fj recently
Good job op.
User avatar #140 to #1 - joshbthebest
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**joshbthebest rolls 9,392** quads, or 4,791
#6 to #1 - keemaun **User deleted account**
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User avatar #25 to #6 - pkashp
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You're wrong, but I like the GIF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - zytherman
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it is?
#8 to #7 - keemaun **User deleted account**
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User avatar #10 to #8 - zytherman
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You're = you're
It's made into the single word.
#2 to #1 - dantemp [OP]
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Not OC
User avatar #3 to #2 - zytherman
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Didn't claim it was, just saying it was a good one op.
Take the compliment!
User avatar #4 to #3 - dantemp [OP]
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But I was
that's what the smile is about ;)
#21 - Welshhobo
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#26 to #21 - marlton
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#28 to #26 - churrundo
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#51 to #26 - npfortytwo
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no
no
User avatar #27 to #26 - angelmatvey
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Why?
#33 - anon id: b5377085
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Really? That's the joke? This is what people call jokes today? Rape and sexual braggery, nice class.
#94 to #33 - chocolatedrizzle
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#104 to #33 - ZackyV
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#114 to #33 - anon id: 65de2b27
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It's a joke because a "feminist" who's on top would still call it rape.
#123 to #33 - taancel
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User avatar #34 to #33 - EnergizierAnon
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yes. yes that is the joke. and that is a good-ish joke. better than some things i've seen on here.
#85 to #34 - anon id: 8e28440c
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Bacause you say so, right?
#39 to #34 - uguuu
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You get a thumb because Laughing Man
User avatar #40 to #39 - EnergizierAnon
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its the only gif i was ever able to make work. i have it on my face in that picture.
User avatar #56 to #34 - porso
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ignoer the thumbwhore . thumb down and move one. . .
User avatar #13 - camdonwin
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That makes you a **** rapist because she wasn't saying no.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sanguinesolitude
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unless you have a gun to her and tell her to get on top.
User avatar #15 to #14 - camdonwin
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but that's not the joke.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sanguinesolitude
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it doesnt say she gets on top because she enjoys it.
User avatar #17 to #16 - camdonwin
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Sigh, yeah but that's the implied joke. If it was spelled out, it wouldn't be funny, much like this argument.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sanguinesolitude
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maybe you should stop raping girls
User avatar #19 to #18 - camdonwin
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Don't tell me what to do, you're not even my real dad!
User avatar #20 to #19 - sanguinesolitude
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Your mother and i love each-other very much and we just want this family to work. I know i cant replace your real father, but jeremy I wish you would call me daddy.
User avatar #89 to #20 - camdonwin
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NOOOO!
User avatar #90 to #89 - camdonwin
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ok
#42 to #20 - sheathedfang
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Hey that's my name
#37 - holywarstpd
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**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #3480596 at Friendly **


MFW she gets on top
#66 - iloverapingmen
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MFW my name
User avatar #133 to #66 - asmathiel
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I hope you are some type of superhero like "superman"...

you know, super-man, he's super and he's man. i-love-raping-man -> he love's raping and he's man
#136 to #66 - anon id: 2f13169f
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wow u made an account just to make that pun? lol
#149 to #136 - landkaer
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Hes account is from 2011..
#11 - hedgery
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I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
User avatar #12 to #11 - camdonwin
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and if they do that's not rape..
User avatar #125 to #11 - hates
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Basically, you're raping her, but you're so good that she likes it
#44 - remilia
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**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #250 at Sources at the bottom ** It's not rape if I stick it in.
User avatar #92 to #44 - sabcy
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relevant roll, my good man.
#116 - destineddeity
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>Be 16   
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18   
>She's ******* gorgeous.   
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.   
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me   
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel   
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."   
>FUUUCKYEAH   
>Give her the sex for 10-15   
>She's on top   
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"   
>pass out   
   
The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.   
   
Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.    
   
I must be skilled.
>Be 16
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18
>She's ******* gorgeous.
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."
>FUUUCKYEAH
>Give her the sex for 10-15
>She's on top
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"
>pass out

The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.

Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.

I must be skilled.
#156 to #116 - spanishninja
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YFW
#118 to #116 - flada
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What a ******* bitch. I don't hate anything more than these girls who accuse someone of raping them when they feel just a bit of remorse afterwards. It can ruin a mans life.
User avatar #119 to #118 - destineddeity
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All this happened almost two years ago. We never really got the chance to talk it over, but I think she might have realized what really happened, because we actually work in the same building now, and we have conversations every once in a while.

Honestly though, when she said I raped her it hurt deep down. She was one of my really good friends, and I didn't want her to think I would be capable of such a heartless act.
#120 to #119 - flada
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Well a good thing she realized that. Rape is a word you don't want to be associated with, and there are women who are willing to take advantage of that with the most cruel ways.

But anyways, cool that you worked it out somehow, and sorry if I seem a bit woman hating, I'm really not.
User avatar #121 to #120 - destineddeity
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Definitely, things could probably be much worse.

Don't worry, I don't hate women, especially this woman. Although, irregardless of who it is, women can be bitches.
User avatar #129 to #121 - dantemp [OP]
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you sound like you actually love her
#128 to #116 - silverhellion
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just another stupid bitch pulling the rapecard because she doesn't want anyone to think she's a slut. heard this story too many times.
#5 - teranin
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Oh we're doing rape jokes here? A bold move, I will join you.
User avatar #47 to #5 - GrimTheRealReaper
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If i saw a girl wearing some slutty clothing at some ******* rape rally or whatever, and being a total bitch by saying "i dare you", I would straight up say it to her face.
User avatar #126 to #47 - iamyourfetish
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my friend tell me "wanna play a rape game?" i respond "**** no"
and then my friend whispering and say it really slowly
"that's the spirits"