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#21 - Welshhobo (08/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - zytherman ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
11 words long and still funnier than most of the stuff i've seen on fj recently
Good job op.
User avatar #140 to #1 - joshbthebest (08/20/2013) [-]
**joshbthebest rolls 9,392** quads, or 4,791
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User avatar #25 to #6 - pkashp (08/20/2013) [-]
You're wrong, but I like the GIF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - zytherman ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
it is?
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User avatar #10 to #8 - zytherman ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
You're = you're
It's made into the single word.
#2 to #1 - dantemp (08/19/2013) [-]
Not OC
User avatar #3 to #2 - zytherman ONLINE (08/19/2013) [-]
Didn't claim it was, just saying it was a good one op.
Take the compliment!
User avatar #4 to #3 - dantemp (08/19/2013) [-]
But I was
that's what the smile is about ;)
#116 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
>Be 16   
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18   
>She's 			*******		 gorgeous.   
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.   
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me   
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel   
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."   
>Give her the sex for 10-15   
>She's on top   
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"   
>pass out   
The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.   
Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.    
I must be skilled.
>Be 16
>One of my friends birthday, she's turning 18
>She's ******* gorgeous.
>Get a Hotel, Party hard, People start passing out and leaving.
>Lay down in one of the beds, she comes and lays down next to me
>Touch touch grab grab feel feel
>She says "I've got a condom in my purse, if you want . y'know."
>Give her the sex for 10-15
>She's on top
>Tells me "Maybe we shouldn't do this right now"
>pass out

The next day she told a couple of her friends that she thinks i raped her, and she woke up in the middle of it.

Bitch, if you woke up in the middle of it, you woke up on top.

I must be skilled.
#156 to #116 - spanishninja ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
#118 to #116 - flada (08/20/2013) [-]
What a ******* bitch. I don't hate anything more than these girls who accuse someone of raping them when they feel just a bit of remorse afterwards. It can ruin a mans life.
User avatar #119 to #118 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
All this happened almost two years ago. We never really got the chance to talk it over, but I think she might have realized what really happened, because we actually work in the same building now, and we have conversations every once in a while.

Honestly though, when she said I raped her it hurt deep down. She was one of my really good friends, and I didn't want her to think I would be capable of such a heartless act.
#120 to #119 - flada (08/20/2013) [-]
Well a good thing she realized that. Rape is a word you don't want to be associated with, and there are women who are willing to take advantage of that with the most cruel ways.

But anyways, cool that you worked it out somehow, and sorry if I seem a bit woman hating, I'm really not.
User avatar #121 to #120 - destineddeity (08/20/2013) [-]
Definitely, things could probably be much worse.

Don't worry, I don't hate women, especially this woman. Although, irregardless of who it is, women can be bitches.
User avatar #129 to #121 - dantemp (08/20/2013) [-]
you sound like you actually love her
#128 to #116 - silverhellion (08/20/2013) [-]
just another stupid bitch pulling the rapecard because she doesn't want anyone to think she's a slut. heard this story too many times.
#66 - iloverapingmen (08/20/2013) [-]
MFW my name
User avatar #133 to #66 - asmathiel (08/20/2013) [-]
I hope you are some type of superhero like "superman"...

you know, super-man, he's super and he's man. i-love-raping-man -> he love's raping and he's man
#136 to #66 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
wow u made an account just to make that pun? lol
#149 to #136 - landkaer (08/20/2013) [-]
Hes account is from 2011..
#44 - remilia ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #250 at Sources at the bottom ** It's not rape if I stick it in.
User avatar #92 to #44 - sabcy (08/20/2013) [-]
relevant roll, my good man.
#37 - holywarstpd (08/20/2013) [-]
**holywarstpd rolled a random image posted in comment #3480596 at Friendly **

MFW she gets on top
User avatar #30 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
well according to 3rd wave feminisim/ modern feminisim / every form of feminisim execpt equality feminisim, all forms of hetrosexual sex are rape because all women are to weak and fragile and or stupid to give consent.

β€œIn a patriarchal society, all heterosexual intercourse is rape because women, as a group, are not strong enough to give meaningful consent.” β€” Catherine MacKinnon
User avatar #62 to #30 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
you're wrong, some bitch who is a radical feminist said that, modern feminism basically is liberal feminism and they don't say that.

Marxist feminism doesn't say that either.
Nor difference feminism.
Feminists who agree with that are dumb, feminists like Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are why I consider myself a feminist.
User avatar #161 to #62 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
yes she is more radical but radicals have taken the spotlight and have gained a lot of power and all the non crazy feminisist just stood there and let them, why ? because they needed someone to do the dirty work .
User avatar #162 to #161 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
Yes like 30 years ago when it was very much needed.
Now not so much, liberals and others still put their points across there, but people don't want to read rational intelligent arguments. Look at funnyjunk, people actively look for radical feminists irrational arguments to be ''outraged'' by. So do not blame other feminists.
User avatar #163 to #162 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
more like 38 years a go but yes some changes were needed and changes were made and may new laws and affirimative actions were put in place and still are. but the radicals are still fighting against men and acting like women in the 1st world are more opressed then ever and they use their power they have gained over the last decades to pass more and more misandric and sexists laws and bills like vawa, bradly act, throwing out the act to make forced male genital mutilation illegal and they threw out the act to give women criminals equal punishments to male criminals and they practially vomited with rage at the female draft bill. these actions show they are nothing but female superemists and have no intrest in women being equal .they are sexists hypocrites.
User avatar #164 to #163 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
Yes I knew this, I'm not a radical feminist, this was basically you being like ''LOOK AT WHAT I KNOW''.
User avatar #165 to #164 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
my point is these women are the feminists lobby and they represent mainstream feminisim and they recieve full support from the womens studies departments on every campus because they give them money . the womens studies departments also create false data and make theories which the give to the lobbists who then tell the politicans they are facts and they goverment must give them more money to solve this new issue. its a giant scam that only continues by making men the enemy .
User avatar #166 to #165 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
I study feminism and although we have to study the radical argument it's really not the one that the light is shone on, I don't see any of that happening in my country, but I believe in could be going on in the United States.
User avatar #167 to #166 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
yes the US and Canada are the places I am reffering to as they have the largest lobbies.
User avatar #168 to #167 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
lol well sucks to live there then
User avatar #169 to #168 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
they are an annoyance but life goes on.
User avatar #170 to #169 - TheseChocodiles (08/20/2013) [-]
que sera sera
User avatar #171 to #170 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #30 - arkytior (08/20/2013) [-]
and THAT is why I'm a humanist, not feminist. Yes, in third and second world countries women need this movement for their rights but even there we can't go much against religion right now. In the first world countries the women are way too privileged, if you ask me. Or at least in some first world countries not pointing fingers but USA
User avatar #31 to #30 - timmywankenobi (08/20/2013) [-]
Feminisim is now literally saying women are too weak and stupid to make any decisions for themselves and they all need to let feminisim make all their decisions for them in order to be independat women.
User avatar #45 to #31 - GrimTheRealReaper (08/20/2013) [-]
Because of you, i read through her quotes, and now im really, REALLY, pissed.

User avatar #74 to #45 - fizzor (08/20/2013) [-]
"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman."

The emotion I am feeling is beyond the emotion of anger.
#11 - hedgery (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
I don't really get it does the victim enjoy it or what?
User avatar #12 to #11 - camdonwin (08/19/2013) [-]
and if they do that's not rape..
User avatar #125 to #11 - hates (08/20/2013) [-]
Basically, you're raping her, but you're so good that she likes it
#52 - ffffyou (08/20/2013) [-]
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#81 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/20/2013) [-]
**fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at 100 wise words. ** mfw she gets on top
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#88 - cuppycakechick (08/20/2013) [-]
It's not rape if you yell surprise
It's not rape if you yell surprise
#5 - teranin (08/19/2013) [-]
Oh we're doing rape jokes here? A bold move, I will join you.
User avatar #47 to #5 - GrimTheRealReaper (08/20/2013) [-]
If i saw a girl wearing some slutty clothing at some ******* rape rally or whatever, and being a total bitch by saying "i dare you", I would straight up say it to her face.
User avatar #126 to #47 - iamyourfetish (08/20/2013) [-]
my friend tell me "wanna play a rape game?" i respond " **** no"
and then my friend whispering and say it really slowly
"that's the spirits"
User avatar #91 - findash (08/20/2013) [-]
Every single rape themed hentai right there.
#58 - pankikilord (08/20/2013) [-]
Jesus, some of these comments taking the joke so seriously.

It's a JOKE. It's not MEANT to be serious.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. If you're taking something that was made to NOT be taken seriously seriously, you're doing life wrong.
User avatar #23 - AmyInWonderland (08/20/2013) [-]
or a bad one and she gets on top just to find a way to get the job done.
#135 to #23 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
But that's the whole point with the joke, isnt it? That it's mostly when the guy's really bad in bed that the girl gets on top.
User avatar #9 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (08/19/2013) [-]
Its not rape if she likes it
#144 - anon (08/20/2013) [-]
Rape SOMETIMES happens for a reason, not always so calm the **** down. Allow me to explain with this example. If I'm walking down the street in a VERY bad neighborhood at 2 AM with an expensive ass suit, hundred dollar bills filling every one of my pockets practically falling out, and talking out loud to myself about where I parked my brand new Lamborghini, i'm not literally shouting SOMEONE ******* MUG ME! But I wouldn't be surprised if someone did. Same thing with girls who do that **** with revealing clothing. All i'm saying is don't make stupid decisions. Don't walk home alone at 2 AM from the bar, make sure you're with someone, preferably a male. Another thing, do not take advantage of guys. You know EXACTLY what that male wants when he buys you a drink, don't lead him on if you have no intention of ******* him. Don't play stupid "I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A NICE GUY!" You know damn well he wanted to **** you that night. Basically, don't be a damn cock tease.
User avatar #146 to #144 - jsrf (08/20/2013) [-]
i like you anon
User avatar #151 to #146 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
He made one good point and that's to not walk alone at night.
Everything else has been proven wrong.
Rejecting a guy at the bar is not going to make him rape you, but it may cause him to fight whatever other guy you might go home with.
If a man is going to go after a woman and rape her after meeting her at the bar, he won't give them the chance to accept a few of his drinks and then reject him, because he will have drugged them by then.
The idea of walking home in a miniskirt and having some random dude walk out of the shadows, pin her down in the alley and rape her is completely retarded.

All of this is in light of the fact that most rape-related crime is committed by someone the victim knows, and is committed at home.
User avatar #159 to #151 - jsrf (08/20/2013) [-]
i said i like anon i dident say i freaken loved his almighty godlyness. plus i dont think he was implying that rejecting a drink for guys would lead to rape. i think he was just saying its mest up just to use them to get free drinks.
User avatar #147 to #144 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
Well, no.
It's been proven that stuff like that doesn't cause rape.
The only intelligent thing you said is to not walk alone at 2 in the morning, even then the "preferably a male" comment was completely stupid, because rapists, by their nature, are loners.
They wouldn't attack a group, so they wouldn't go after 2 girls anymore than a guy and a girl.
User avatar #150 to #144 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
See, anon knows his **** . The rest of you ******* could learn from him.
User avatar #152 to #150 - Crusader (08/20/2013) [-]
Comment #151
#153 to #152 - thechosentroll (08/20/2013) [-]
Ok, I'll rephrase. "I agree with anon and I want more people to share my opinion by agreeing with him.". That's the only reason anyone agrees with anyone in this thread.
#145 - gafasipo (08/20/2013) [-]
Controversial subjects... .
#113 - nuciferatu (08/20/2013) [-]
**nuciferatu rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Forgive me Skyrim **
mfw she gets on top
#155 to #113 - carlsagouin (08/20/2013) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #852 at Grow the fuck up Admin. **

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