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how to wear a fedora and not look stupid

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#1 - whatwhatinthechuck (08/07/2013) [-]
Example A
#6 - notsolonleyisland (08/08/2013) [-]
Am I doing it right?
#5 - Slushysolid (08/07/2013) [-]
Step 1) Don't wear it
User avatar #7 - gwlk (08/08/2013) [-]
I wear a fedora with a beard.(Well, goatee)
The thing is, mine is made of black, woven papery stuff and has an awesome little feather in it. I also only wear it when I busk up in Portland because it makes me look more bohemian, and people up there go crazy for that **** and be droppin money faster than a whore drops her panties.
And this so-called "friend-zone"? **** off with that **** , it doesn't exist. If you're friends with your crush and she doesn't want to go out with you, you're not trying hard enough. If you're friendly enough with her, it's not hard to convince her that that's how good relationships start. So man the **** up and take her out on the best ******* date ever. Carnival that **** up, if you get the opportunity. Remember, fun **** first, scary rides in the middle, then ferris wheel last. Have fun, comfort her when she gets scared, and she'll be mackin' on you by the end of the night. Enjoy your new relationship and don't **** it up.
User avatar #8 to #7 - gwlk (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, and moustache, because a goatee alone looks ******* stupid.
User avatar #9 to #8 - gwlk (08/08/2013) [-]
Some more tips, don't tip it to the side, you look like a douche.
If you don't have the face for it, don't try and wear one, no matter how classy you think you look in it.
If it's a classy hat, wear it classily. If it's made of paper and has a broken feather in it, play homemade instruments for tourists on the side of the street to make extra money WHILE SUPPORTING YOURSELF WITH A NORMAL JOB.
Polish your shoes if you're going classy, you little **** .
And get a proper fitting one. Don't pick the first hat you find at Wal-Mart because you think it'll attract wimmenz.
Just don't be that guy.
#4 - namehasntbeentaken (08/07/2013) [-]
...wines

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#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (08/07/2013) [-]
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How not to wear one
User avatar #2 - whiskeygunner (08/07/2013) [-]
I remember when you could wear a fedora without being a pretentious sack of **** . Once upon a time it was just a nice hat, not a cultural icon.
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