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Submitted: 08/04/2013
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User avatar #3 - crazyolitis (08/04/2013) [-]
Live in an extremely religious community, to the point that people still almost believe in witches and such
there's this one guy you don't like, parks double, farst in public, punches babies, etc.
become priest
be good at it, people love you an believe anything you say
time for revenge on that one asshole
order acid, the kind that looks like it's burning whatever it dissolves
plan out the holy water, so you 'accidently' run out when it's the asshole's turn
grab a bowl with the acid
accidently spill it over him
he starts screaming, looks like he's burning
people are screaming, he is screaming, you're screaming
acid burns a hole in the floor
elaborate plan fails
get fired/excommunicated

sometimes, things just don't go your way
#8 to #3 - tomatoesauce (08/05/2013) [-]
What is wrong with farsting in public?
#9 to #3 - anon (08/05/2013) [-]
If people almost believe in witches is not extremely religious, its extremely 1692,
User avatar #1 - bitchesdigcelestia (08/04/2013) [-]
He was trying to get you all drunk
the prize was he touches your penises
#4 to #1 - omegaominous (08/04/2013) [-]
HOW MANY PENISES DO YOU HAVE?
User avatar #5 to #4 - bitchesdigcelestia (08/04/2013) [-]
All the kids
Multiple penises
User avatar #6 to #4 - retentions (08/05/2013) [-]
wait you mean its not normal to have 2 penises???????
#7 to #6 - issamn (08/05/2013) [-]
No thats totally normal. But do you think its weird that one of my testicles hangs lower than the other 2????
#2 to #1 - navacoo (08/04/2013) [-]
Sex is sex...
User avatar #10 - mattdoggy (08/05/2013) [-]
Your prize was discovering that you were the Anti Christ
congratulations
User avatar #16 - lokiwins (08/05/2013) [-]
Jokes on you, it was just normal water

and your pastor's semen
User avatar #13 - hanyouvale (08/05/2013) [-]
the pastor tricked you to reveal your secret!!
#17 - navacoo (08/05/2013) [-]
Almost 400 thumbs? I mean it's not amazing, but it has made my day Thanks everyone!
#18 - magictangelo (08/05/2013) [-]
all i read was that his pastor had a competition for little kids in which the winner had to swallow the most the fastest
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