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Submitted: 08/02/2013
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#13 - nignogatron (08/02/2013) [-]
I see my story has made it to the interwebs.
#1 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
You are now "Big sis' awesome boyfriend!", be his guardian, protect him from terrors and teach him to be a real man.
#24 to #1 - AlexsusRakeus (08/03/2013) [-]
For the night is dark and full of terrors...
User avatar #52 to #24 - deathstare (08/03/2013) [-]
I hate this bitch, but the pussy game is ridiculous!
#19 - dehymenator (08/03/2013) [-]
soon...
User avatar #63 to #19 - noodlechief (08/03/2013) [-]
i had a giggle mate
User avatar #5 - happygoeslucky (08/02/2013) [-]
"she has a nearly 20 year old younger half sibling"

is this a child or is he 20?
im so lost
#28 to #5 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
she has a younger brother who is 20 years old and wets the bed becuz of monsters. Her boyfriend put on armor and pretended to scare the mosters away. Her man-brother stopped wettting the bed.

The story is much funnier this way
#6 to #5 - angelusprimus (08/02/2013) [-]
Sibling is 19 years younger then her, she is 25.
#15 to #6 - killbird (08/03/2013) [-]
why couldn't you just ******* write 6 year old half-brother???
User avatar #7 to #6 - internetrage (08/02/2013) [-]
OH! 20-YEAR-YOUNGER!
#45 to #5 - anon (08/03/2013) [-]
even though pointing this out might net me red thumbs for no reason, I must save those I see that are lost. The guy meant that the kid is nearly 20 yrs younger than his gf. Ihope this clears it up. sadly I cannot remember my login currently so chalk this up to Random-Act-of-Kindness Man.
User avatar #9 to #5 - nylak (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, that confused the **** out of me, too.
User avatar #12 - fulksa (08/02/2013) [-]
At first I read a 20 year old kid. And I was like why he **** is this 20 year old wetting the bed. Then I reread it......
#48 - danzoshimura (08/03/2013) [-]
I reread the first sentence like 15 times before giving up and moving on
I reread the first sentence like 15 times before giving up and moving on
#37 - DamnJackieChan (08/03/2013) [-]
DID YOU GET LAID, OP?
#39 to #37 - mishashiina (08/03/2013) [-]
Of course.

Even if she said no, he had a claymore.
User avatar #41 to #37 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (08/03/2013) [-]
I bet she polished his claymore.
User avatar #102 - olmesy (08/03/2013) [-]
You probably don't hear him anymore because he's ******* terrified of the knight who broke into the house
#90 - kaboomz (08/03/2013) [-]
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i bet the kid will never be afraid of anything at knight
#20 - AnonymousDonor (08/03/2013) [-]
god...DAMMIT i was so confused by your method of time disclosure!!   
   
i mean i guess i cant be mad at your for my own failure to see it...   
   
after all i figured it out eventually but dude: 20 year old means 20-years old... as in how old they are   
....20 year s  younger means twenty years younger   
i apologize if i'm insulting your knowledge of language (or if you just made a mistake) but you threw me off so badly i just wasted the last ten minutes understanding the post and having to respond to it XD
god...DAMMIT i was so confused by your method of time disclosure!!

i mean i guess i cant be mad at your for my own failure to see it...

after all i figured it out eventually but dude: 20 year old means 20-years old... as in how old they are
....20 year s younger means twenty years younger
i apologize if i'm insulting your knowledge of language (or if you just made a mistake) but you threw me off so badly i just wasted the last ten minutes understanding the post and having to respond to it XD
#98 to #20 - gunbladerqp (08/03/2013) [-]
Thanks to your comment, I understood what OP was sayin'

Thanks!
User avatar #4 - fukkendragonite (08/02/2013) [-]
That's absolutely awesome
User avatar #25 - dapape (08/03/2013) [-]
A 20 year old kid wetting the bed... i don't follow.
User avatar #51 to #25 - Ruspanic (08/03/2013) [-]
I think the kid is 20 years younger than his half-sister.
#77 - sircool (08/03/2013) [-]
Op, you need to just say the kid's age. I had to surf through the comments to figure the 			****		 out what the hell you said.
Op, you need to just say the kid's age. I had to surf through the comments to figure the **** out what the hell you said.
User avatar #83 to #77 - Nightelfbane (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah i had to reread it a couple times
#101 - bolma (08/03/2013) [-]
Pretty sure if a knight carrying a ******* CLAYMORE came into my room in the middle of the night I would piss my bed even more
#10 - anon (08/02/2013) [-]
..a silent guardian .. a watchfull protector...a dark knight...[insert epic music here]
User avatar #60 - austone (08/03/2013) [-]
That kid needs to grow the **** up. I'm 18 and I don't cry at night.

Crying attracts the monsters.
User avatar #32 - agitatedscientist (08/03/2013) [-]
Where might one procure a full set of plate armor?

I need it for science.
User avatar #35 to #32 - littlehozz (08/03/2013) [-]
i second this motion
User avatar #43 to #40 - littlehozz (08/03/2013) [-]
you may have just became my hero
#56 to #42 - Shadow Guardian (08/03/2013) [-]
Sell your body.
User avatar #55 to #42 - agitatedscientist (08/03/2013) [-]
...now where do I procure the funds to afford this?
User avatar #26 - psykobear (08/03/2013) [-]
I totally thought the bed wetting kid was 20 years old, due to the poor wording in the first sentence.
#38 - dessydegreemurder (08/03/2013) [-]
I thought the point was to make the reader think the "20" was a typo and then end in a joke making it obvious it wasn't.
#57 - alphonzopigohsix (08/03/2013) [-]
You sir are my hero.
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