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#109 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
stickied
For everyone's information:    
   
I used a condom. NOW SHUT UP
For everyone's information:

I used a condom. NOW SHUT UP
User avatar #5 - effthree ONLINE (07/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Oh thank god, I was afraid I didn't pull out soon enough
#17 - geckosean (07/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
OP you lucky ****** .
Girlfriend texts me YESTERDAY, I **** you not, telling me she may or may not be pregnant...
#31 - xxcxpxx (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at What A Wonderful Life ** been there
#35 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I think I'm the only girl who's more afraid of getting AIDS than pregnant
I think I'm the only girl who's more afraid of getting AIDS than pregnant
#44 - supagreen (07/30/2013) [-]
The same thing happened to me yesterday. Except without the pregnancy test..... or the girl.....or the relief.
#12 - polop (07/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I know that feel man.
User avatar #14 to #13 - garrettjacobsen (07/30/2013) [-]
I don't
#150 - FightClub (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
can this be...?

another user of the website that ISN'T a virgin???
#15 - moggz (07/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
congratz on the sex and buy more condoms. seriously. Don't be a fool wrap your tool
congratz on the sex and buy more condoms. seriously. Don't be a fool wrap your tool
#10 - haeckal (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Relevant.
#72 - phanact (07/30/2013) [+] (25 replies)
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User avatar #84 to #79 - smilingmountain (07/30/2013) [-]
The reason most of us dislike him is because he gets thumbs for just being here. Like you just proved.
#269 - dessydegreemurder (07/30/2013) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #144 - rapebear (07/30/2013) [-]
Well duh, hands can't get pregnant.
#58 - sundip (07/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I hate to say it, but pregnancy tests aren't always reliable. My friend thought she was fine, but a few months down the line she found out she was actually pregnant and her boyfriend left her.

I recommend a blood test.
#218 - lot (07/30/2013) [-]
I know the feeling, I've never been happier to be empty inside. Ha
I know the feeling, I've never been happier to be empty inside. Ha
#32 - ssnowy (07/30/2013) [-]
**ssnowy rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Sometimes Pizza But Only On Tuesdays **
#228 - lordzixx (07/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Buddy I know that feel. I had a bit of slip up the other day with my ex, my precum is a little fiesty and I thought I didn't make it when I was pulling out
Buddy I know that feel. I had a bit of slip up the other day with my ex, my precum is a little fiesty and I thought I didn't make it when I was pulling out
User avatar #240 to #228 - tdogmeds (07/30/2013) [-]
Wear a condom.
Pull out method doesn't work.
#89 - heafi (07/30/2013) [-]
good for you
good for you
User avatar #106 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
dont be daft
wrap your shaft
User avatar #116 to #114 - lordvimless (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
lets see if you learn
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