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#109 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
stickied
For everyone's information:    
   
I used a condom. NOW SHUT UP
For everyone's information:

I used a condom. NOW SHUT UP
User avatar #5 - effthree (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh thank god, I was afraid I didn't pull out soon enough
#6 to #5 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
huehuehuehuehuehueh
#44 - supagreen (07/30/2013) [-]
The same thing happened to me yesterday. Except without the pregnancy test..... or the girl.....or the relief.
#17 - geckosean (07/30/2013) [-]
OP you lucky ****** .
Girlfriend texts me YESTERDAY, I **** you not, telling me she may or may not be pregnant...
#27 to #17 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
and who´s fault is that ?
User avatar #59 to #27 - geckosean (07/30/2013) [-]
She was on birth control... BUT, I suppose it DOES have a 5% failure rate.
User avatar #65 to #59 - baaltomekk (07/30/2013) [-]
It's more like under 1%. Nonetheless it's a chance you should not underestimate.
User avatar #392 to #59 - danniegurl ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
your best bet is the pill+condoms. the closest you can get to 0% failure
User avatar #400 to #392 - ironsoul (07/31/2013) [-]
you can throw in spermicide too
User avatar #19 to #17 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
I found out that she was late on her period by 2 weeks the other day. BUY THOSE ****** TESTS MAN
#26 to #18 - marlton (07/30/2013) [-]
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#31 - xxcxpxx ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
**xxcxpxx rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at What A Wonderful Life ** been there
User avatar #37 to #31 - finblob (07/30/2013) [-]
Very relevant.
#414 to #31 - hungwellhamburger (08/03/2013) [-]
**hungwellhamburger rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Apparently, burning NH4Cr2O7 with HgSCN ** done that
#15 - moggz (07/30/2013) [-]
congratz on the sex and buy more condoms. seriously. Don't be a fool wrap your tool
congratz on the sex and buy more condoms. seriously. Don't be a fool wrap your tool
User avatar #152 to #15 - greenstrongworld (07/30/2013) [-]
Don't be silly, cover your willy.
#57 to #15 - stepsword (07/30/2013) [-]
don't be a nut do it in the butt
#10 - haeckal (07/30/2013) [-]
Relevant.
User avatar #38 to #10 - evilanakie ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
wait WHAT
SINCE WHEN
#234 to #10 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
I want a tattoo of that near my mouth so i can warn the ******* to stop putting their 10 inch pipes in my mouth hole
#269 - dessydegreemurder (07/30/2013) [-]
yfw
yfw
User avatar #144 - rapebear (07/30/2013) [-]
Well duh, hands can't get pregnant.
#35 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
I think I'm the only girl who's more afraid of getting AIDS than pregnant
I think I'm the only girl who's more afraid of getting AIDS than pregnant
#115 to #35 - apollyonyagami (07/30/2013) [-]
i don't see how they wouldn't both ruin your life.
i don't see how they wouldn't both ruin your life.
#191 to #35 - JordanGoonie (07/30/2013) [-]
My advice to that would be don't try pissing your dad off by ******* a black guy
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#367 to #35 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Well as long as you're not with a different dude every night the odds are in your favor.
#118 to #35 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
IM A GIRL BTW XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #295 to #35 - ompalomper (07/31/2013) [-]
well you can't fix AIDS with an abortion can you?
the internet has made me a bad, bad person
User avatar #214 to #35 - crampers (07/30/2013) [-]
well you can cure pregnancy but you cant abort hiv
#215 to #214 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
"cure" pregnancy?
"cure" pregnancy?
#320 to #35 - tabarzins (07/31/2013) [-]
You don't get AIDS the same way you get pregnant. AIDS isn't a STI/STD.
You're thinking of HIV.
They're currently close to a possible cure for HIV.
User avatar #127 to #35 - wardylocks (07/30/2013) [-]
now i'm thinking about it.. yeah.. me too..
User avatar #209 to #35 - PixieLOL (07/30/2013) [-]
I'm the same, don't google statistics either, it makes you feel worse
User avatar #55 to #35 - BerryLicious (07/30/2013) [-]
I feel you.
#75 to #35 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
thats why you need to sleep with white men.
#165 to #35 - cshp (07/30/2013) [-]
Can't cure AIDS with a coat hanger.
User avatar #166 to #165 - slimeywaffles (07/30/2013) [-]
Exactly and please don't tell me we're back in the 20's...
#178 to #166 - cshp (07/30/2013) [-]
That would be awful. I don't even know how they lived without things like abortions, color and yoga pants.   
   
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That would be awful. I don't even know how they lived without things like abortions, color and yoga pants.

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User avatar #180 to #178 - cshp (07/30/2013) [-]
Oh forgot gifs don't expand.
#58 - sundip (07/30/2013) [-]
I hate to say it, but pregnancy tests aren't always reliable. My friend thought she was fine, but a few months down the line she found out she was actually pregnant and her boyfriend left her.

I recommend a blood test.
User avatar #68 to #58 - DoggyBouncer (07/30/2013) [-]
My girlfriend took 2 First Response tests over 2 days and they were both negative
#218 - lot (07/30/2013) [-]
I know the feeling, I've never been happier to be empty inside. Ha
I know the feeling, I've never been happier to be empty inside. Ha
#32 - ssnowy (07/30/2013) [-]
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#150 - FightClub (07/30/2013) [-]
can this be...?

another user of the website that ISN'T a virgin???
#389 to #150 - anon (07/31/2013) [-]
Well that's just not nice... You've met both me and my wife....
#239 to #150 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
lolwat fag like you had sex before fagit
4chin 4 d win fagit fj
#89 - heafi (07/30/2013) [-]
good for you
good for you
#339 - djwatawata (07/31/2013) [-]
<<<hfw when results come in
<<<hfw when results come in
#131 to #110 - anon (07/30/2013) [-]
That doesn't always prevent pregnancy.
User avatar #277 to #131 - hotsaws (07/30/2013) [-]
Better than the pull-out method.
#310 - ihaveablackfrend (07/31/2013) [-]
Game:
Think of a number 1-10
Multiply it by 2
Divide by 2
Subtract the original number

You just found how many ***** i give.
#299 - kickassbandgeek (07/31/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #301 to #299 - headlesszombie ONLINE (07/31/2013) [-]
No
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