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#6 - cantfindausername
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(07/21/2013) [-]
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
#16 to #6 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
8/10
#36 to #6 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
As I soon as I got to the end I started to applaud over how much you made me throw up. 10/10.
#33 to #6 - fukkendragonite
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(07/21/2013) [-]
This is my new favourite joke.
#37 to #6 - xelmoelitex
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(07/21/2013) [-]
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#41 to #6 - btsharpshot
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#44 to #6 - lolollo ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
But the...there...punch...nevermind...
#38 to #6 - thomasman
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Wow I haven't heard this joke before
#39 to #38 - cantfindausername
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Did you like it?
#42 to #39 - emplon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I giggled.
Thx
#22 to #6 - talkingbrickbrick
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#17 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
long day....of work

that's what it means
#35 to #17 - swuff
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#18 to #17 - blanketandpillow
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Wow you cracked the code thank you so much you little genius you.
#31 to #18 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
You never know, what with everyone taking "Am I the only one who...?" literally.
#2 - vortix
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#4 - realistic
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(07/21/2013) [-]
#12 to #4 - bonlino
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(07/21/2013) [-]
that's not a joke. that's math. get it right, you damn flightless bird.
that's not a joke. that's math. get it right, you damn flightless bird.
#23 to #4 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Yea, butcher the joke.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what If you how how many then the answer must be a number, if you say what, then the answer may be something else. does he have?

Diabetes. John has Diabetes.
#13 - suckittrebek
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(07/21/2013) [-]
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#8 - derricktwo
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#10 to #8 - Kaylen
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#24 - thedrcool
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(07/21/2013) [-]
well then how long is night?
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#15 - shisnut
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(07/21/2013) [-]
"What about daylight savings?" Replied the bartender, equally amazed at how much of a dick some people can be.
#19 to #15 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god... OH GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID THAT IT'S FUNNY!
#25 to #19 - meinneger
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Technically, he is right. When daylight savings come in and out of effect, a day could be 23 or 25 hours long.
#26 to #15 - Kyuss
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(07/21/2013) [-]
I really hope that you're just making a bad joke because no one deserves to be this dumb.
I really hope that you're just making a bad joke because no one deserves to be this dumb.
#43 to #26 - shisnut
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Let me start off by saying I am so sorry that the public education system clearly failed you, you're right truly no one deserves to be born with the mental defects that fate cruelly bestowed upon you. But, let me explain basic some basic math to you. On the daylight savings day in fall, you set your clock BACK one hour. So if you set it back you repeat an hour, so now what is 24 +1? Don't think about it too hard now..... its 25! which is more than 24. Now you have something new to share with your buddies on the less than normal length bus!
#40 to #26 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(07/21/2013) [-]
On the days where you set your clocks forward or back, the time from midnight to midnight is 23 or 25 hours.

Idiot.
#3 - realistic
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(07/21/2013) [-]
What do you call a boy with no arms, and an eye patch?

Names.
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