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yup, it's a joke.

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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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User avatar #6 - cantfindausername ONLINE (07/21/2013) [+] (10 replies)
A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
long day....of work

that's what it means
#18 to #17 - blanketandpillow (07/21/2013) [-]
Wow you cracked the code thank you so much you little genius you.
#2 - vortix ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
#15 - shisnut (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"What about daylight savings?" Replied the bartender, equally amazed at how much of a dick some people can be.
#19 to #15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh god... OH GOD YOU'RE SO STUPID THAT IT'S FUNNY!
#4 - realistic (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#13 - suckittrebek (07/21/2013) [-]
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#8 - derricktwo (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #24 - thedrcool (07/21/2013) [-]
well then how long is night?
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#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx Comment deleted by manbearpiglet [+] (2 replies)
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#11 - Kairyuka ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
That's the funniest thing I've seen today
#3 - realistic (07/21/2013) [-]
What do you call a boy with no arms, and an eye patch?

Names.
User avatar #34 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/21/2013) [-]
This feels like the type of joke one would get on the big bang theory.
#14 - nultweezes (07/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - theavatarspupil (07/21/2013) [-]
Why did the clown go to the hospital?

He was feeling kinda funny
User avatar #7 - kuchikirukia ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Well, a sidereal day is 23.9344696 hours long. A solar day varies with the Earth's position in orbit. So it's only 24 hours on 4 days a year, says kuchikirukia, amazed at how uneducated the bar patron is.
User avatar #46 - nyxeos (07/24/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the jokes Matthew Perry did on Ellen.

ie. A man is yelling in the street, "PUPPETS! ... PUPPETS!" Someone walks over and asks, "So how's business going?" To which the man replies, "What business?"
User avatar #30 - scorpionbtu (07/21/2013) [-]
Ok dwight....
#1 - turtletroll (07/20/2013) [-]
How can he be that stupid
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