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Submitted: 07/19/2013
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#1 - domperman (07/19/2013) [+] (10 replies)
there is also a similar Belgian joke where the German is shot
User avatar #2 to #1 - screencleaner (07/19/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you're from Belgie

User avatar #44 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
later that week
>The stupid Belgians are tossing hand grenades at the Germans
>Germans get annoyed
>Germans pick op the Belgian grenades, pull the pins and throw them back.
User avatar #15 - Lambda (07/19/2013) [-]
This joke literally predates the radio. Not to say it isn't funny.
#23 - weetikveel (07/20/2013) [+] (20 replies)
#38 - misterobotunicorn (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#43 to #38 - baditch (07/20/2013) [-]
Wrong World war, buddy.
User avatar #75 - tiltaz (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Germans fightin russian on the eastern front
>Both sides low on supplies
>Russians dont even have enough weapons for every soldier
>Russian general send his unarmed troops to the front lines:
>"The germans dont know you dont have guns, just make some shooting noises and you'll be fine
>Russians charge "Tra tra tra tra tra!"
>Germans retreat.
>German generals comes up with a plan.
>"Men, the russians have us outgunned we need to buy time, just go to the front lines and make tank noises, so that they think that we have tanks!"
>German soldiers go to make tank noises
> German soldier runs into a Russian
> Russian says "Stay back i have a weapon" (tra tra tra)
>German replies "I dont give a **** im in a tank"
#73 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2013) [-]
All anons should be named Chefke from now on.
User avatar #5 - anonibusii (07/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It's Jefke, you uncultured little **** .

Other than that, there's also a joke about that with: Alfredo (Italians), Heinz/Hans (Germans), Tommy (English), Jean (French) etc, etc.
User avatar #6 to #5 - screencleaner (07/19/2013) [-]
Fine, all Belgians are named Jefke then
User avatar #31 - traelos (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
When I heard that joke it was all the Germans named Hans that kept dying and a Brit named Tom who survived.
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#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Chefke? I've never seen or heard of anyone in Belgium named like this.
Jefke... maybe.
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
******* phanact gtfo
#65 to #61 - crazyolitis (07/20/2013) [-]
UHm.. screencleaner is the OP, bro. I don't know where you see Phanact.
#63 - crazyolitis (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Belgians' FW sort of
User avatar #103 - patronanvers (07/20/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Belgians are dumb? That's why corporations like Belgian staff.......we speak 4 different languages.

And we make excellent chocolate, beer and fries. We make the rest of the world fat, so we can f*ck you all up in 20 years

#113 to #109 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2013) [-]
Shut up Chefke.
#14 - occamsrazor (07/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 - whistleandrun (07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium is the Hufflepuff of Europe...
#84 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)

The waffle warriors
User avatar #81 - stijnverheye (07/20/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Lets all not forget that Belgium had the least casualties compared to the 4 other Countries

i am not offended by the way
User avatar #90 to #81 - flybager (07/20/2013) [-]
Probably because there were a lot less of us to begin with
#48 - insanefreak (07/20/2013) [-]
I heard the same joke with Italians.

Oh, and it's Jefke, not Chefke. I can't think of any Belgian name that starts with a Ch (except Charlotte, but women weren't allowed to fight then)
User avatar #50 - belgiumguy ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
...welll damn
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