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#1 - domperman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
there is also a similar Belgian joke where the German is shot
#60 to #1 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Yeah but thats unrealistic since germans are smart
#74 to #1 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
butthurt faggot
#83 to #1 - notstyg
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(07/20/2013) [-]
just 1 German?
#124 to #1 - hankmccoy
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(07/20/2013) [-]
i just love your waffles
#25 to #1 - mrtwitty
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Shut up, Chefkes.
#28 to #25 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
what was that?
#2 to #1 - screencleaner [OP]
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Let me guess, you're from Belgie

#121 to #2 - poelske ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
i am
#26 to #2 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium*
#86 to #26 - lempersy
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgie * is what the belgium people call belgium
#44 - fantomen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
later that week
>The stupid Belgians are tossing hand grenades at the Germans
>Germans get annoyed
>Germans pick op the Belgian grenades, pull the pins and throw them back.
#49 to #44 - shadowhorn
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I heard this one as a blonde joke.
#79 to #49 - rothingham
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Well then it seems us Belgians are the country equivalent of the blonds...
#95 to #79 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Maybe the Belgians from Antwerp/Kempen? I see them capable of **** like that.
#105 to #95 - patronanvers
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Eerder West-Vlaanderen, iedereen weet dat Antwerpenaren slimmer zijn
#135 to #105 - anon
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(01/07/2015) [-]
>Antwerpen
>slimmer
#15 - Lambda
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(07/19/2013) [-]
This joke literally predates the radio. Not to say it isn't funny.
#23 - weetikveel
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#33 to #23 - RefrainFromTouchin
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Damn, that pic actually looks like the one Belgian girl I know
#78 to #33 - fuzzyballs
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(07/20/2013) [-]
there aren't any sort of features besides long brown hair
it looks like half the women in ******* Europe
#54 to #33 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Plot Twist It's actually a dude
#80 to #23 - stijnverheye
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium masterrace
#36 to #23 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/20/2013) [-]
That's cause you belgiums make some ******* damn good chocolate

tell me your secrets
#52 to #36 - holycrapimacupcake
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(07/20/2013) [-]
The blood of our enemies and the souls of the damned.
#102 to #36 - spetsnazvymple
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(07/20/2013) [-]
and some sexy ar's
#126 to #102 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/20/2013) [-]
FNC had some issues with it's safety in that anime if i remember
#111 to #36 - stijnverheye
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(07/20/2013) [-]
And dont forget weaponry like the p90/m249(minimi)/FAL/scar
#71 to #36 - Midirr ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Don't forget about the fries and beer man!
Best beers in the world!
#127 to #71 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/20/2013) [-]
How could i!
#53 to #36 - jari
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#77 to #53 - fuzzyballs
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(07/20/2013) [-]
belgiƫ maakt de beste zwitserse chocolade?
******* mongool....
#57 to #53 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
last time i checked, french fries are american. i know you didn't mention pizza but pizza was invented by an italian immigrant in america. mmmmm pizza.
#58 to #57 - prisonerzero
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(07/20/2013) [-]
French Fries are in fact, Belgian. So are saxophones. As well as chocolate. Invented in Belgium
#64 to #58 - dragemit
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Belgium was a part of the netherlands when chocolate was invented
#96 to #64 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Still counts as Belgian, just not country Belgium but province Belgium.
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#106 to #57 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
man you need to get your sources checked... how was pizza invented in the states ?
#131 to #106 - anon
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(07/21/2013) [-]
You know like everything good was invented in Amurrica amirite?
#4 - coddleflopking
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#38 - misterobotunicorn
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#43 to #38 - baditch
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Wrong World war, buddy.
#47 to #43 - explore
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Not really, because Hitler fought in WW1.
#55 to #47 - eatabagobabydick
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(07/20/2013) [-]
"Fought"
He was a mail runner who was injured twice and spent all of his down time at their FOB (if you can even call muddy **** covered tents such painting the landscape. All of his fellow wehrmacht thought he was a ****** weirdo.
#45 to #43 - misterobotunicorn
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(07/20/2013) [-]
yeah but Hitler would be proud if he heard that story
#46 to #45 - baditch
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Most probably
Most probably
#56 to #43 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
FUN FACT: Hitler was a Corporal as a result of his service in World War 1 actually...
#75 - tiltaz
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(07/20/2013) [-]
>WW2
>Germans fightin russian on the eastern front
>Both sides low on supplies
>Russians dont even have enough weapons for every soldier
>Russian general send his unarmed troops to the front lines:
>"The germans dont know you dont have guns, just make some shooting noises and you'll be fine
>Russians charge "Tra tra tra tra tra!"
>Germans retreat.
>German generals comes up with a plan.
>"Men, the russians have us outgunned we need to buy time, just go to the front lines and make tank noises, so that they think that we have tanks!"
>German soldiers go to make tank noises
> German soldier runs into a Russian
> Russian says "Stay back i have a weapon" (tra tra tra)
>German replies "I dont give a **** im in a tank"
Tl;Dr
#104 to #75 - warwolfrider
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(07/20/2013) [-]
hmmm sounda alot like one of my jokes link to when i posted comment
>be 22
> in war zone
> run out of ammo
> go to commander
> request ammo
> he says we don't have any to spare
>commander says just point your finger at them and say BANG BANG IM A SOLDER
>Do as he says
> HOLY **** IT WORKS .jpg
>dropping enemies left and right
> go back to commander
> tell him how it works and ask if theirs anything better i can do
> he tells me hold your hands up like your holding a M16 and say RAT A TAT TAT im a machine gunner
>do as he says
>killing so many enemies
>gonna be a war hero
> see one coming down mid field i point at him and say rat a tat tat im a machine gunner
> nothing happens
> stand up and fire everything i got
> hes coming close
>keep shooting no use
>guy gets right in front of me
>says CLICK CLANK IMA TANK www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4656777/How+does+one+tank/75#75
#5 - anonibusii
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(07/19/2013) [-]
It's Jefke, you uncultured little ****.

Other than that, there's also a joke about that with: Alfredo (Italians), Heinz/Hans (Germans), Tommy (English), Jean (French) etc, etc.
#10 to #5 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
looks like you didn't get the joke, asshole
#13 to #10 - anonibusii
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(07/19/2013) [-]
I do get the joke, and the 'uncultured little ***** is what I've always wanted to type out on the internet. I'm sorry for ever having dreams.

I just meant that the joke was repeated with a LOT of different nations.
#119 to #5 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Found the Belgian
#6 to #5 - screencleaner [OP]
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Fine, all Belgians are named Jefke then
#31 - traelos
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(07/20/2013) [-]
When I heard that joke it was all the Germans named Hans that kept dying and a Brit named Tom who survived.
#32 to #31 - VincentKing ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I heard it about the british and the irish
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#37 to #34 - misterobotunicorn
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(07/20/2013) [-]
hue
#61 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
******* phanact gtfo
#62 to #61 - crazyolitis
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#65 to #61 - crazyolitis
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(07/20/2013) [-]
UHm.. screencleaner is the OP, bro. I don't know where you see Phanact.
#89 to #65 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
The relevancy, it makes me moist in ways you would find hard to imagine.