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Half Life 3

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User avatar #41 - songemot (07/11/2013) [-]
>steam homepage updated to a simple half-life logo
>"COMING THIS FALL"
>no actual title announced, but everyone knows what it is
>community goes insane
>fall comes around
>everyone is crazy for HL3
>finally released in steam store
>everyone readies their wallets
>sees game title for the first time
>"Half Life: 15th Anniversary Edition"
>gaben is brutally murdered that very evening
#61 - optimussum (07/11/2013) [-]
I don't think they should announce the release





It should just appear on Steam one day
#73 to #61 - anuur (07/11/2013) [-]
then are you sure it hasn't already been released then? just think about it... it has already been released, hidden far into the market... waiting... for one little person to find it, and when someone does... all hell will break lose.... unless... that person who will find it, already found it... and since he was the first to find it, he got it for free... and only he was the one to get it... nobody else... and he is just sitting there... being a duck.
User avatar #89 to #73 - aahrg (07/11/2013) [-]
yeah but there's a search bar so that entire paragraph is false and homosexual
User avatar #122 to #89 - optimussum (07/12/2013) [-]
What if it already exists but it isn't actually called Half Life 3?
#6 - padme (07/11/2013) [-]
Half Life three should be released for $33 on March 3rd.
#39 to #6 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
it will, in the year 3333
User avatar #50 to #6 - tomowrath (07/11/2013) [-]
in the year 3333.
#71 to #6 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
For 333$
That's three threes.
User avatar #108 to #6 - obeyweegee ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
and 33 cents.
#141 to #6 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
3 March, they year of 3333
User avatar #194 to #6 - garentei (07/12/2013) [-]
that's my birthday
User avatar #214 to #6 - nythunder (07/12/2013) [-]
using that logic, we have to wait for 3333
#27 to #6 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
2033?
#31 to #6 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
2033?
User avatar #16 to #6 - randomersixoneone (07/11/2013) [-]
I am an associate from Valve.
I have been told I can confirm the date on this website.
Yes, Half-Life 3 is being released for $33 March 3rd in the year 3333.
User avatar #20 to #16 - thepinkestofthepie (07/11/2013) [-]
Dude, that's ******* classified..........................................
it's 33333, *******
#7 to #6 - mrdrpage (07/11/2013) [-]
That's me birthday. What a wonderful gift that'd be.

>Only relevant pic I could find.
#93 to #7 - martycamp (07/11/2013) [-]
...Did you want me to read that in an Irish accent? Because I did.

**** you and your psychological tricks
User avatar #32 to #7 - kingtacozz (07/11/2013) [-]
We can wish each other happy birthday on the same day.
#22 to #7 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
mine too
User avatar #195 to #7 - garentei (07/12/2013) [-]
Mine too
User avatar #88 to #7 - greenstrongworld (07/11/2013) [-]
I hope you're turning 33. You better be.
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User avatar #23 to #8 - zenherp (07/11/2013) [-]
in 3333
User avatar #176 to #8 - furiousmarshmellow (07/12/2013) [-]
That's going to suck for people in Russia.
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User avatar #150 - rafekee (07/12/2013) [-]
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#204 to #150 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
Lambda cubed?
#175 to #150 - anon (07/12/2013) [-]
There's fifty ******* moons in there
#198 to #175 - rafekee (07/12/2013) [-]
Well it is the Universe.   
There is more than one moon, silly anon.
Well it is the Universe.
There is more than one moon, silly anon.
User avatar #158 to #150 - foaly (07/12/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways Master.
#48 - Gaben (07/11/2013) [-]
Fellas...
User avatar #90 to #48 - aahrg (07/11/2013) [-]
how many notifications do you get per day?
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User avatar #46 - largeheadphones (07/11/2013) [-]
>Be me, see awesome summer sale
>Buy endless space: gold edition
>Log onto funnyjunk directly afterwards
>See this
>See "last page"
>Go back to steam
>See games I wanted much more than endless space
>Rage face
>Flag content for not emailing me before hand
User avatar #60 to #46 - crampers (07/11/2013) [-]
You're lucky the servers are overloaded at the moment so i can't buy anything, keep getting a message saying that my credit card company is not accepting my card (that or my bank is freezing both of my cards)
#94 to #46 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
common, endless space is a good game
User avatar #153 to #46 - blokrokker (07/12/2013) [-]
Endless Space is currently my second favorite game, only after Civilization V. Don't knock ES. Especially now that the Harmony has been released.
#148 - huewut (07/12/2013) [-]
"The Steam Store is experiencing some heavy load right now."

Gaben, you glorious man, please don't sit on Steam.
User avatar #210 to #148 - thepandaking (07/12/2013) [-]
-25%?? HA! I'm seeing the glorious tantalizing sights of games up to -75%

God bless Gaben... God Bless Steam... God Bless America.
#152 to #148 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
God I love that website...
God I love that website...
#166 to #152 - atwfoomn ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
me too...
#47 - Iseewhatudidthar (07/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#169 - johnnygat (07/12/2013) [-]
Gaben's FW
Gaben's FW
#25 - pizzavampire (07/11/2013) [-]
Guys I just wanted to show you something funny they did. This is the original art for Half Life 2
#62 to #25 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
lol, look at Alyx's face
#69 to #25 - fuckedbyapony (07/11/2013) [-]
You guys saw God Mode edition too right?
#26 to #25 - pizzavampire (07/11/2013) [-]
And this is what they used for Midweek Madness
#58 to #26 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
whats so funny
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#43 to #26 - gamerpwnage **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#72 to #26 - cyanidesandvich (07/11/2013) [-]
sorry bro, but that's unedited apart from scale,
#44 to #26 - lfunnymanl (07/11/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Well it worked, didn't it ** that ******* cocktease
User avatar #38 to #26 - popcornisland (07/11/2013) [-]
Damn it Gabe
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#36 to #26 - gamerpwnage **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#33 to #26 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
i don't see the funny
User avatar #34 to #33 - xedeid ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
3 birds
#14 - stealthnull ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
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#19 to #15 - anon (07/11/2013) [-]
thats a cold ass*
User avatar #64 to #19 - oculusmortis (07/11/2013) [-]
that's a cold ass**

as in "that is a cold ass"
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#121 - erikus (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm just so angry right now, I've been waiting like 5 hours to get back home so I can buy Dragon Age Origins Ultimate in sale.   
   
So what do I get? A 			******		 error with my Credit Card and I can't solve it now. And just one hour left. Seriously 			****		 everything.   
   
TL; DR 			****		 my luck.
I'm just so angry right now, I've been waiting like 5 hours to get back home so I can buy Dragon Age Origins Ultimate in sale.

So what do I get? A ****** error with my Credit Card and I can't solve it now. And just one hour left. Seriously **** everything.

TL; DR **** my luck.
User avatar #125 to #121 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Can't you use like direct e banking or paypal?
User avatar #133 to #125 - erikus (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't use paypal because I use the pre-paid Credit Card which works fine for Internet transactions.

Direct ebanking would be useful If I had my own account, but it is linked to my parent's, who are asleep now. Best part I don't know the password.

So yes...can't do **** . Justified rage but I'm a dumbass.
User avatar #136 to #133 - tomtomvdp (07/12/2013) [-]
Contact steam support , tell them your situation , who knows maybe they gift it to you
User avatar #138 to #136 - erikus (07/12/2013) [-]
They use to be slow answering, but I'll do it, thanks for the advice
User avatar #135 to #133 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Steam account name?
User avatar #137 to #135 - erikus (07/12/2013) [-]
Melferas...why?
User avatar #144 to #137 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Because I've got a bunch of steam credit from selling those cards.
#147 to #144 - erikus (07/12/2013) [-]
this guy, this 			*******		 guy. You are awesome. He did it, this just happens here in FJ.
this guy, this ******* guy. You are awesome. He did it, this just happens here in FJ.
User avatar #160 to #144 - tomtomvdp (07/12/2013) [-]
I've witnessed the steam sale spirit. i feel blessed by lord gaben.

gaben.tv/
#161 to #160 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Gaben is love, Gaben is life.
User avatar #162 to #161 - tomtomvdp (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey may i ask , i got a few cards for playing portal 2 and **** , how do i actually . what's the process to make those cards, credits and credits , games. ?
User avatar #164 to #162 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
And the money you get just appears in your steam wallet, so it can only be used on your account on stuff in the steam store.
So you just select steam wallet in the payment options when buying something.

User avatar #165 to #164 - tomtomvdp (07/12/2013) [-]
Thanks dude , hey what's your account name on steam ? if i see something cool that i can actually afford i would like to gift it to you.
User avatar #167 to #165 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
d1abhal
Horrible name, I know.
User avatar #163 to #162 - voiceless ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
You can sell them on the community market place, they're only like 30-50 cents each though.
User avatar #143 to #137 - tomtomvdp (07/12/2013) [-]
I think you are about to get a present from a fellow fjunker.
#149 to #121 - powerfapping (07/12/2013) [-]
And I hope your luck turns as well.
#80 - agentdoubleohio (07/11/2013) [-]
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#21 - dashgamer (07/11/2013) [-]
The games are "really 			******		" because he's giving indie developers so much publicity and helping new and independent developers along, which gives us great games like Interstellar Marines and... well, I can't think of others, but I know there was a shooter whose name I forget and there's a wealth of arcade style or platformer games out there that many people enjoy.    
   
Gaben's wallet will never be empty because he's at the forefront of game marketing and game development, and this is a good thing.
The games are "really ****** " because he's giving indie developers so much publicity and helping new and independent developers along, which gives us great games like Interstellar Marines and... well, I can't think of others, but I know there was a shooter whose name I forget and there's a wealth of arcade style or platformer games out there that many people enjoy.

Gaben's wallet will never be empty because he's at the forefront of game marketing and game development, and this is a good thing.
User avatar #24 to #21 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
laugh harder
#37 to #21 - cadaverbox (07/11/2013) [-]
ur thinkin too much into this
ur thinkin too much into this
#40 to #37 - dashgamer (07/11/2013) [-]
Well, you have to admit that Steam is giving indie devs a much more expansive marketing platform, and that's really going to give a lot of good and ingenious folks an easier path into a profession dominated by corporate producers. It also means that you'll have more games with people dedicated to what they have created instead of leaving it to be abandonware once it has been completed, that the gamers will be highly involved with its development, and that there won't be the compromise of quality to meet deadlines that is so typical of name brand games.
#42 to #40 - cadaverbox (07/11/2013) [-]
who knows mate

all i know is that Starbound's beta is nearing completion and for that, i'm excited
User avatar #30 to #29 - oodlesandoodles (07/11/2013) [-]
thumb4u
#186 - fistoftheaxis (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure they're waiting until they finish Source 2 so that they can create a game worth all the hype.
User avatar #197 to #186 - playapplepie (07/12/2013) [-]
When they first announced Source 2 I could immediately tell HL3 wouldn't release on current the current Source.
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User avatar #159 - scrollerkey (07/12/2013) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here: gaben.tv/
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