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Submitted: 06/27/2013
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#4 - aerodaemon (06/27/2013) [-]
I wish my television could polish shoes...
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#6 to #5 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
wow good job
#13 - praisetalos (06/27/2013) [-]
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#8 - mauerman ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Yay, negro people!   
   
How do you get a 			******		 down from a tree?   
- You cut the rope   
   
List 3 white things on a 			******		:   
- Eyes, Teeth, Owner.   
   
How far can a 			******		 run?   
- Till the chain tightens.   
   
And the biggie:   
A 			******		 enters a job employment center. He asks: "Hey man, you got a job for me?", "Yeah, how about doctor, lawyer or pilot?", the clerk replies.   
"You 			********		 me?!".   
"Hell yeah, but you started it!"
Yay, negro people!

How do you get a ****** down from a tree?
- You cut the rope

List 3 white things on a ****** :
- Eyes, Teeth, Owner.

How far can a ****** run?
- Till the chain tightens.

And the biggie:
A ****** enters a job employment center. He asks: "Hey man, you got a job for me?", "Yeah, how about doctor, lawyer or pilot?", the clerk replies.
"You ******** me?!".
"Hell yeah, but you started it!"
User avatar #11 to #8 - nauthizsangster (06/27/2013) [-]
I do not get the biggie
User avatar #12 to #11 - piptime (06/27/2013) [-]
I think it's like this: The black guy asks for a job, so the clerk replies with a list of complicated jobs, and the african-american asks if he's joking about the complicated jobs, so the clerk says 'Yeah, but weren't you joking about asking for a job?', because he's a ****** .
User avatar #17 to #8 - Milvath (06/27/2013) [-]
their eyes and teeth are yellow from all the *********
User avatar #14 to #8 - bitchplzzz (06/27/2013) [-]
Heres my fav(not mine and not accurately quoted but the punchline is the same:
2 black women go to the zoo. They have a fun time, get some food, pet the camels, see some exotic ones, then they reach the gorilla section.
Nigress 1: Ooooh look at dat one der!
Nigress 2: Yeehhh he look like a big ********
While this was going on, they ignored the sign that said that food wasnt allowed, so the gorilla came up to the railings. Nigress 1, dumb as she is, holds some food out. The gorilla grabs her by the wrist, eats the food and then continues to absolutely **** her up. and with **** , i mean **** . it tore her clothes, pulled her hair out while ******* her like a dog. It took 5 workers and 2 tranq shots to pull the gorilla off.

In the hospital, Nigress 2 visits her friend, crying, completely covered in bandages.
Nigress 2: My my, you is fuuuucked up, is err ting alright?
Nigress 1: Yeah.. but he don't call, he dont right, he din even kiss me good bye!
User avatar #15 to #14 - bitchplzzz (06/27/2013) [-]
fuuck

write* , kinda tired
User avatar #26 to #8 - originalanonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
What do you call a bench full of white people?
- the NBA

What do you call 500,000 white guys who jump out of a plane?
- Snowfall

Why do so many white people get lost while skiing?
- because, it's hard to find them in the snow

What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama
- A lynching

What do you say when you see a white man carrying a TV?
-“Excuse me sir, you dropped your receipt!”
#7 - smellmyfaceforswag (06/27/2013) [-]
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#10 - darknightsbutler (06/27/2013) [-]
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
#20 - mistymajr (06/28/2013) [-]
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#18 - iamphoenix (06/28/2013) [-]
This seems a lot less racist if you've seen FLCL.
#9 - agonix (06/27/2013) [-]
This humor is so black it could pick cotton on fields.
User avatar #19 - jacklane (06/28/2013) [-]
FIGHT! FIGHT! A BLACK AND A WHITE!

If the white don't win, we all jump in!

User avatar #1 - mynameisnotmike (06/27/2013) [-]
today OHPEE was not a lamar smith
User avatar #24 to #1 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Richard Simmonds?
#22 - lyokomaster (06/28/2013) [-]
I had to read that twice. Threw my for a loop.
#16 - bbmanb (06/27/2013) [-]
You are welcome.
#25 - meathooksodomy (06/28/2013) [-]
I know funnyjunk too well to see that one coming, still funny though.
I know funnyjunk too well to see that one coming, still funny though.
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