So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes
to talk about diversity and racism and **** today
prof's never met him..
in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude
he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything
has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer
he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear
walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us
the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'
he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my ******!' and he turns in a circle
waving his arms in the air singing about '****** in 'da house' or some ****
so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and ****
and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'
then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit
and says 'sorry I'm late'
it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college
he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms