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I May Need To Go Outside More Often

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User avatar #18 - kusahl (06/03/2013) [-]
Once when I was walking around downtown I got tired but I was still far away from the trainstation. As I walked over a bridge I thought for 2 seconds that if I jumped into the water I could die and respawn at the station.
User avatar #36 to #18 - crazyhindu (06/03/2013) [-]
So did you respawn?
#3 - mercyburris (06/03/2013) [-]
i had one of those moments it was when i woke up and my brain wasnt fully awake yet and the screen said please turn on controller and i had my hat in my hand and i was trying to press my thumb against my hat to make the logo on the screen go away i then proceeded to go back to sleep i didnt realize what i had done until late in the afternoon...
i had one of those moments it was when i woke up and my brain wasnt fully awake yet and the screen said please turn on controller and i had my hat in my hand and i was trying to press my thumb against my hat to make the logo on the screen go away i then proceeded to go back to sleep i didnt realize what i had done until late in the afternoon...
User avatar #103 to #3 - mausisdead (06/04/2013) [-]
Do you know what a comma is?
#104 to #103 - mercyburris (06/04/2013) [-]
do you know what a opthamaloscope is?
#166 to #104 - mmajunkie (06/04/2013) [-]
Everyone knows what that is, just not what it's called.  That doesn't change the fact that your run-on sentence was painful to read.
Everyone knows what that is, just not what it's called. That doesn't change the fact that your run-on sentence was painful to read.
#167 to #166 - mercyburris (06/04/2013) [-]
what are you talking about run on sentenses sentenses cant run they dont even have legs and even if they did they probably couldnt run very far also i think and im not sure "everyone" knows what it is its a bit of a long word how do you feel about microwaves
what are you talking about run on sentenses sentenses cant run they dont even have legs and even if they did they probably couldnt run very far also i think and im not sure "everyone" knows what it is its a bit of a long word how do you feel about microwaves
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#54 to #3 - siggythepiggy (06/03/2013) [-]
It's worth a shot





It's worth a shot
#147 to #54 - burtgasm (06/04/2013) [-]
justo so your gif will work
justo so your gif will work
User avatar #20 to #3 - yyh (06/03/2013) [-]
I tried to load up an old save and re-eat a sandwich I had for lunch, once. That was probably the low point of my Elder Scrolls binge.
#5 to #3 - Mecuniv (06/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 to #5 - mercyburris (06/03/2013) [-]
im glad we had this encounter
User avatar #11 to #5 - pappathethird (06/03/2013) [-]
B.. but .. how ... how ...

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING TO USE THAT?
#21 to #11 - dubii (06/03/2013) [-]
I sense samefag but I'm not bothered, haven't seen it in a while so good on ya lad.
I sense samefag but I'm not bothered, haven't seen it in a while so good on ya lad.
User avatar #31 to #21 - theshadowed ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
... can you seriously not read usernames
User avatar #35 to #31 - dubii (06/03/2013) [-]
Yeah people have more than one username....
User avatar #34 to #31 - fukkendragonite (06/03/2013) [-]
"mercyburris" only signed up yesterday
#67 to #34 - mercyburris (06/04/2013) [-]
i deleted my other account
User avatar #53 to #31 - grimfuck ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
can you seriously not internet?
User avatar #22 to #5 - josephwolfe (06/03/2013) [-]
Good guy Mercyburris, posts a picture that only works well with another picture, lets someone else post that picture so they can get thumbs
#66 to #22 - mercyburris (06/04/2013) [-]
i enjoy hwlping people
#153 to #5 - Rascal (06/04/2013) [-]
choke on my dick samefag
User avatar #94 to #5 - stegovii (06/04/2013) [-]
What kind of ****
User avatar #7 - trojandetected (06/03/2013) [-]
Similiar story.

Playing GTA IV

24+ playing straight

Roman calls says lets go bowling

say yes

5 minutes later think **** I FORGOT

turn of ps3 run out the door

drive to my local Bowling alley

realize what i have done

never EVER agian have i played it for more than 5 hours.
User avatar #98 to #7 - elcreepo (06/04/2013) [-]
24 hours? Even with energy drinks I start getting delirious by 15 hours in. I've actually been found in my closet guarding six cans of monster and acting like a grunt from silent hill...
User avatar #15 to #7 - trolltyler (06/03/2013) [-]
doubt.jpg
User avatar #10 to #9 - trojandetected (06/03/2013) [-]
the sad thing is this is a true story but i do have a freind called roman the mix off no sleep and energy drinks = this.
User avatar #142 to #10 - spartusee (06/04/2013) [-]
That's a cool story.
User avatar #52 to #10 - grimfuck ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
Ive had moments like this but usualy realize in a couple minutes

You must have been stoned or somthing brah
#79 to #7 - lolzordz (06/04/2013) [-]
you would need a lot more planning than 'lets go bowling, cousin' to assume youre actually going bowling in real life
User avatar #168 to #79 - trojandetected (06/05/2013) [-]
Not when you live in a small town.
User avatar #97 to #7 - failtolawl ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
just because it's a funny story doesn't make it true, children. this guy is full of it.
User avatar #61 - cheeziswin (06/03/2013) [-]
I once played Minecraft for 12 hours straight.
When I went for a walk to get groceries, I had to get my money out of my backpack.
I went to press E.
I went to press E.
Never again.
User avatar #76 to #61 - jurto (06/04/2013) [-]
I once played Minecraft for 36 hours straight, for real.
I had to go to class. I went. Way of looking at everything was the same as in the game.
I had all the time this feeling like I could destroy the ground by hitting it repeatly.
#27 - WastedDrudge (06/03/2013) [-]
mfw I first thought "open inventory" was slang for looking in the fridge
User avatar #158 to #27 - EpicAnon (06/04/2013) [-]
I will implement that into conversations.
#68 to #27 - missrainbowdash (06/04/2013) [-]
open inventory as slang for looking in fridge? that's bordering reverse slang lol.
User avatar #64 to #27 - mrspensy (06/04/2013) [-]
It should be.
User avatar #8 - teckemeier (06/03/2013) [-]
Tried something similar.
Playing Skyrim 17+ hours straight
Decide to take a break
Shut down game and start wasting time on the internet
Suddenly have to pee
Press escape
Go to toilet
Realize I just tried to pause the internet
#55 to #8 - moneybag (06/03/2013) [-]
i do that so nobody checks my history
#40 - coupdegrace (06/03/2013) [-]
>First time swimming in a while
>Dive in pool
>Standing at bottom of pool
>Tilt head up to emerge out of water
>Realize it's not skyrim and I actually have to move my arms to propel upwards
:/ berry-picker as fuuck
User avatar #85 - codyxvasco (06/04/2013) [-]
>Go on Funnyjunk
>Reach this post
>Look at comments
>Feel better about myself
>I'm not just a nerd with no life
>We are ALL nerds with no life together
>Love you guys
User avatar #25 - warbob (06/03/2013) [-]
once while I was playing an MMORPG I noticed a bowel on my desk but couldn't see what was inside so instead of raising my body I moved the camera in the mmorpg way above the character.
User avatar #82 to #25 - maxismahname (06/04/2013) [-]
why the **** do you have **** on your desk?
User avatar #121 to #25 - liquidvoodoo ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
>I noticed a bowel
>a bowel
>bowel
User avatar #48 to #25 - grimfuck ONLINE (06/03/2013) [-]
a bowel or a bowl.

Because if you have random bowels laying around I deff want to hang out at your place!!!
User avatar #56 to #48 - warbob (06/03/2013) [-]
a bowl , a bowl
User avatar #62 to #56 - grimfuck ONLINE (06/04/2013) [-]
ahh that's too bad, I thought I found someone to pull of some Ed Gein **** with..
#12 - Rascal (06/03/2013) [-]
How to know if you play LoL too much:

You wake up and try to decide which champ you should play...

(happened to me twice)
User avatar #69 - unncommon (06/04/2013) [-]
>be me
>playing Halo
>person calls my name
>look over in game to that direction
"Why the **** isn't this working?" - basically what I was thinking
User avatar #115 to #69 - chaoscustoms (06/04/2013) [-]
I did the same thing after playing Skyrim non stop for a full day 24hrs I wanted to look at the clock and my brain didn't register to move my head and not my thumb.
#144 to #69 - Rascal (06/04/2013) [-]
Happened to me too many times to count.
#116 - mattdoggy (06/04/2013) [-]
I too know this feel
>playing minecraft for eight hours nonstop
>realize i'm hungry
>decide to have nice meal of steak and potatoes with some bread and a cake for dessert
>friend says he is at taco bell and asks if i want anything, his treat
>"na that's cool bro, just ate"
>realize what had happened after i'd hung up
>realize i have no food in my house
>realize i need to do something with my life
User avatar #38 - Snowplows (06/03/2013) [-]
My story
>Play about 15 hours of League of Legends
>Decide to call it a night
>Not entirely tired yet
>Read something on my phone to try to fall alseep
>Fall asleep with phone in hand
>Wake up around 4 am
>About 1/8 of my brain was functioning
>Stare at blank phone completely convinced I was playing League on it
>Tell my phone that I can't play anymore and have to afk and go to bed.
Now that I look back, I probably should have been concerned that I woke up hallucinating about LoL.
User avatar #13 - osimonmagus (06/03/2013) [-]
Your on funnyjunk man. It's redundant to say you're beta and never leave your room. That's something that goes unsaid around these parts.
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#50 - CodeUltra (06/03/2013) [-]
>I was playing Grand theft auto religiously.
>went to go walking to my friends house.
>I wanted to look behind me
>so i clicked R1 and L1 to see behind me... i wasn't holding anything.
#28 - alucord (06/03/2013) [-]
Once I could see halo HUD display and couldn't get rid of it.
Once I could see halo HUD display and couldn't get rid of it.
User avatar #74 to #28 - screamingcabbage (06/04/2013) [-]
I once played minecraft so much, when I looked my walls all I could see was Stone and Cobblestone
#88 to #28 - triggathepirate (06/04/2013) [-]
When I first starting using steam and pulling TF all nighters I couldn't get the steam blip sound out of my head. I started hearing it in public.    
I will honestly tell you the ordeal genuinely scared the 			****		 out of me
When I first starting using steam and pulling TF all nighters I couldn't get the steam blip sound out of my head. I started hearing it in public.
I will honestly tell you the ordeal genuinely scared the **** out of me
#91 to #88 - alucord (06/04/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I thought I was losing my sanity.
Me too.

I thought I was losing my sanity.
User avatar #110 to #91 - ihaveakeyboard (06/04/2013) [-]
this was literally the most scarring episode of anything I saw as a child. ever.
User avatar #83 to #28 - theissf (06/04/2013) [-]
Same. In fact I heard someone walking in my house so I looked to the bottom left to see where they were in relation to me. I derp.
#128 - supervillanus (06/04/2013) [-]
You've played enough skyrim if a shadow of bird that flies passed you and is mistook for a dragon's.
You've played enough skyrim if a shadow of bird that flies passed you and is mistook for a dragon's.
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