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#28 - dwarfman (05/23/2013) [+] (13 replies)
What's with the flood of Satanist posts lately? Did a swarm of 8th graders learn how to use the internet?
#5 - Mebeshe (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Hunh.
Hunh.
#69 - tomainstream (05/23/2013) [-]
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.   
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
User avatar #6 - chainsawwielder (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why not make a channel called Satanism ?
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User avatar #23 - itzkarmaturtle (05/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Only LeVeyan Satanists follow these. Its a non-theistic sect of Satanism, we don't worship the devil because we don't believe in him nor God.
#104 - neoexdeath (05/24/2013) [-]
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#85 - CaptainKill (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was considering adopting LaVeyan Satanism as my religion, but then I thought, "Hey, If I have been following these rules all my life, why do I need an organization all of a sudden?"

Also, I'm opposed to joining a religion because it inevitably leads to most conflicts in our society's history.
User avatar #3 - kidddraco (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This is actually from Laveyan Satanism, people of this religion count themselves as their own gods.
User avatar #64 - happytoaster (05/23/2013) [-]
Dear Diary,
Today, Satan was a pretty nice guy.
User avatar #54 - legayunicorn (05/23/2013) [+] (24 replies)
Yeah, especially how they slit the throats of animals and then hang them. Totally nice.
#55 to #54 - Masterpoda (05/23/2013) [-]
direct your attention to rule #10
#29 - beerholder (05/23/2013) [-]
They're not evil people, just chaotically good.
User avatar #11 - honeybiscuit (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So pretty nice people, but damn do they escalate quickly.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, NO MERCY.

If someone bothers you ask him to stop, if he doesn't DESTROY HIM (and possibly all that he loves)
User avatar #73 - lamarsmithgot (05/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is basically just the regular moral code, only 11 year olds like to read it and call themselves satanists.
#41 - apeytona ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
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#7 - doggstar (05/23/2013) [-]
ive been living by a code like this for ages
< something i found ages ago on a similar post
User avatar #150 - pennyxD (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Today, i didn't know i was satanic...
User avatar #134 - amateriandarknut (05/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm sorry, did I ask to hear about Satanics?

If people are going to bitch about me saying what Christianity is about without being asked, I don't want to see anyone talking about anything else like this without being asked.
#149 to #134 - putnamehere (05/24/2013) [-]
Shut up.
User avatar #18 - mykoira (05/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
...treat him cruelly and without mercy.
... If he does not stop, destroy him.
#20 to #18 - alexanderh (05/23/2013) [-]
They're basically saying that you should not show mercy to those who don't deserve mercy. If a person is in your house, and they are annoying, throw them out. If they refuse to leave, treat them cruelly.

That's my interpretation, but they do encourage personal interpretation.
User avatar #1 - satanisthesavior (05/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm satanisthesavior, and this is my favorite post on funnyjunk.
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