Since I was bored, I thought perhaps I'd jump on the bandwagon for once. I've been following the story of Amy's Baking Company for a while now, and decided to make a phone call of my own...
Amy picks up: Hello?
Me: Oh, God, it's you. Look, I'm not in the mood to deal with ********
today, so just tell Sammy he's late on his child support payments again.
Amy: Who the ****
Me: Sigh. Just tell him Kitty called, alright?