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I am in the Twilight Zone.

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Submitted: 05/17/2013
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User avatar #2 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
and that's how dashgamer realized he liked penises
User avatar #38 to #2 - darkjustifier (07/17/2013) [-]
Twi for the win
User avatar #40 to #38 - twi (07/17/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #4 to #2 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Nopenopenope.
User avatar #5 to #4 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
2late
User avatar #6 to #5 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Refer to the comment below for the reason why I'm not going to have a gay epiphany, or gaypiphany, if you will, with this guy.
User avatar #7 to #6 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
2LATE4U
User avatar #8 to #7 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm gay, maybe I'm straight, maybe I'm both, but I'm definitely not ******* that dude, mmmmK, Twi?
User avatar #9 to #8 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
you have to
User avatar #10 to #9 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm not obligated to **** anybody.
User avatar #11 to #10 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
have
to

****
the

METHGUY
User avatar #13 to #11 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Nooooooooooooooo
#15 to #13 - twi (05/17/2013) [-]
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yfw
#1 - fausticorn ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
"Thinks"?

Don't lie, you want him to.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Trust me, if I were to experiment in homosexuality, I wouldn't do it with this forty year old meth-addicted gnome.
User avatar #32 to #3 - Gnome (05/17/2013) [-]
god i have some weird family
User avatar #33 to #32 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
=[ Well, if it is of any comfort, I didn't go, otherwise I would have stabbed him when he tried to act on his fantasy of ******* me.
User avatar #43 to #33 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
How did he take it when you snubed his plans for his rapey meth trek?
User avatar #44 to #43 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
I haven't seen him again. The guy's probably overdosed by now.
User avatar #42 to #33 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
That's probably for the best.
#65 to #3 - actionmastermegatr (10/27/2013) [-]
To be fair that pledge has pretty much been vindicated now.
#45 to #3 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't worry, your secret Big macintosh self insert slash fiction and Big Macintosh Japanese love pillow are safe with us here at Funnyjunk Dashgamer.
#46 to #45 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
Dood. How do you know about my secret butt fun?
#47 to #46 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
the walls (well actually, the apples) have ears mein amerikanischer Freund.
#48 to #47 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
Great. Now the Brits are spying on everyone, too.
#49 to #48 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
Lets just say we had TOP MEN on the job
#50 to #49 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
He's like pony James Bond, but less of and twat and without the crippling culture farm of STIs that Bond would have.
#53 to #52 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
At least now you don't have to hide that eating McDonalds and an Apple at the same time gets you soaking wet.

(no ******* idea were that image came from XD. Mind you it is 2.30AM)
#55 to #54 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
Your Big Mac image folder says otherwise Südlicher Kanadier.
#56 to #55 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
That's because there's only one best pony.
#57 to #56 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
And that pony is Joe Dredd
#58 to #57 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
Don't make me laugh.
#59 to #58 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
bu..but.. he's the Law
#60 to #59 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
#61 to #60 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
Well he gaze into the face of judge fear, whose face scares people to death and Punched through his face.
#62 to #61 - dashgamer (07/26/2013) [-]
You need to go to bed.
User avatar #64 to #62 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
Well technically he's currently 73 in the comics, but the first 5 years were accelerated due to the cloning procedure.
#63 to #62 - actionmastermegatr (07/26/2013) [-]
******* codswollop, if managing to be a street judge at 68 doesn't make you best pony then what does, (actually you may have a good point on the whole sleep thing). though seriously you should totally watch the Dredd fan film judge minty.
#66 to #56 - anon (11/05/2013) [-]
god damn, plushy ******* , fedora wearing, autistic beta faggots.
User avatar #16 - jasonvgrace (05/17/2013) [-]
I like you miscarriage

Don't ever think that people don't like miscarriages...
User avatar #17 to #16 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
My, umm... miscarriage?
User avatar #18 to #17 - jasonvgrace (05/17/2013) [-]
hush hush now dashy, we now must wait... then everything shall fall into place
User avatar #19 to #18 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I guess I'll fool around with these puzzle pieces some more.
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (05/17/2013) [-]
Meow
User avatar #22 to #20 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
OH NO MY BABY HAS BEEN BORN PREMATURELY
User avatar #25 to #22 - miscarriage (05/17/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #26 to #25 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't quite understand why you were summoned.
User avatar #27 to #26 - miscarriage (05/17/2013) [-]
Me neither.


but hi anyways. I gotta go now.

Toodles
User avatar #28 to #27 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
Yes, go.
Go bring more undeveloped fetuses into this world.
My hero.
#31 to #28 - duskmane ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
THERE GOES MY HERO   
   
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
THERE GOES MY HERO

WATCH HIM AS HE GOES
User avatar #21 to #16 - miscarriage (05/17/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #39 to #21 - twi (07/17/2013) [-]
wow cheater
User avatar #41 to #39 - miscarriage (07/17/2013) [-]
wot
User avatar #23 - SuperSixONE (05/17/2013) [-]
U WOT M8?
User avatar #24 to #23 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
That butt pirate havin' a giggl?
#30 to #29 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I'm fukin rambo, m8. U wana fuk with me? Didn't think so.
I'm fukin rambo, m8. U wana fuk with me? Didn't think so.
#12 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Who the **** goes hiking with gay meth heads? You obviously want his nasty old dick.
User avatar #14 to #12 - dashgamer (05/17/2013) [-]
I agreed to go hiking before he talked about being gay and doing meth. And **** , I might have a fun time when I make it clear I'll beat the piss out of him if he tries anything.
#36 to #14 - kittenfarts (05/18/2013) [-]
That or you could go for it.    
Just sayin
That or you could go for it.
Just sayin
#37 - hipsophobadon (05/18/2013) [-]
doesnt matter had sex
doesnt matter had sex
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