So I was asked by a suicidal friend what the point of life is and I came up with this. The fact of the matter is that there really is no point, and you should probably just kill yourself. HOWEVER there are rules about killing yourself. Most importantly, you can't kill yourself in a socially acceptable way until you unlock all 1000 gamerscore points from life's various "achievements." There are 37 achievements, each with different point values. Naturally, some are more difficult to get than others. Also, there are three modes of life: easy, normal, and hard. Each mode is worth a set amount of points. If you finish life on the easy setting then you have to START ALL OVER and run through life on the normal setting and then again on the hard setting to get all 1000G. HOWEVER, you are allowed to start on hard mode and if you complete hard mode then you automatically get the achievements for completing easy and normal mode so you won't have to go through those modes again. Another thing, there are expansion packages you can buy that raise the maximum number of achievemnts/gamerscore available. For example, if you buy the military expansion pack then you unlock five additional achievemnts which are (1) Achieve rank of private for 5G, (2) Achieve rank of sergeant for 10G (3) Achieve rank of officer for 25G (4) Get 10 kills with an assault rifle for 10 G, and (5) Rape 5 defenseless Muslim women for 5G. Other expansion packs include missionary, special education instructor, and pedophile. The points you get from these expansion packs add to your overall gamerscore, but they CANNOT be substituted for any of the 37 necessary achievements. Once you have gotten 1000G (or more) and have completed all 37 achievements you have earned the right to kill yourself and not be considered a loser for doing so. I have the list of achievements somewhere, and if you guys want I can put it up.
tl;dr life is like xbox360