Saw this cute girl a few days ago. I figured, alright, I'll be cool, I'll be smooth. I found a note card in my back pack and drew a single line across it. I walked over to where she was sitting and sat across from her. I said hello and she gave me an awkward look as I handed her the card.
"My pickup line."
This is the part where I'm supposed to say she gave me her number and we're going on a date. But in reality she laughed in my face and now everyone hands me pieces of paper with lines on them.