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#22 - rel
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Halfway down it started to look like my Facebook newsfeed.
#10 - nicopwnz
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(05/16/2013) [-]
reading this
#44 - neocortex
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(05/16/2013) [-]
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I'm German and I'm ******* glad English is the main language.





I wouldn't want everyone to be able to understand wtf I'm saying ^^
#49 to #44 - muchasmarcos
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(05/16/2013) [-]
It isn't the main language. This was a joke if you couldn't tell.
In the end everyone will speek german cause only Germany has a working economy
amongst the 3 states that define EU policies.
#51 to #49 - neocortex
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Yes I got that Sherlock, I was referring to English as the main worldwide language. I know all about the EU and financial crisis here, since news in Germany won't shut up about helping everyone. And quite frankly it's really annoying. What the hell do I pay taxes for so they get shipped of to Greece who lied their way in the European Union in the first place.
#52 to #51 - muchasmarcos
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Dismantle the Eurozone is what i say. Common currency can only be achieved after the standards in most parts of the EU come to an equall level. I hate to say it but Croatia will be in the same situation as Greece , Spain and Portugal cause our pollititians rushed us in. Banking lobbysts are the ones that rush states like mine 5 years ahead into the EU.
#53 to #52 - neocortex
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(05/16/2013) [-]
You're absolutely right.



Read an article that blames America for the financial crisis in the EU. Shortly after the Chinese declared that they will invest more in the Euro than the US Dollar, American rating agencies started to question the credit credibilty of European countries. I don't believe that it's just a coincidence....



'mericah...
#142 to #53 - snowshark
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Oh god... there's an emoticon on my post and I can't get rid of it...

I feel unclean!
#141 to #53 - snowshark
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Europe needs to be closer together but it needs to be on a cultural level rather than on an economic level. We're united by history but throughout most of that history our only unity came from wanting to kick the **** out of each other.

Our cultures are just so radically different (hence the Scandinavia and the World comics) that forcing unity through business is just going to cripple larger countries and place pressure on smaller ones. Unity should come more naturally.

Also, I'm glad English is the official language. It means that people from the US and the EU can communicate easily, the internet becomes easier to navigate and most Europeans (including well-educated Brits) get a second language in which to speak and make rude jabs at the Americans.

After all, what unites Europe more than our collective animosity towards the US?
#112 to #53 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Not only that, they basically take control over the individual's money aswell through their "security act" called swift.
What will we have next? Non-american terror suspects being arrested outside the US by the CIA?
Scheiss auf Amerika!
#3 - thepastryistrue
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind that at all.
I wouldn't mind that at all.
#11 - Nameloc
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(05/16/2013) [-]
For some reason, I started to read it in a German accent, then it switched to a French accent.   
   
Damnit...
For some reason, I started to read it in a German accent, then it switched to a French accent.

Damnit...
#114 to #11 - baaltomekk
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I'm watching for 10 minutes now. When will he finally get it?
#64 - sorrowofdaedalus
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(05/16/2013) [-]
GET YOUR FILTHY NEWSPEAK AWAY FROM ME!
#68 to #64 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
But it's so plus-good.
#82 to #68 - theunlimited
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Double-plus good.
#54 - felixjarl ONLINE
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(05/16/2013) [-]
#61 - dawggz
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Not OC but damn this made me laugh
#2 - sepheroth
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Vas ze last lin nesesary?
#9 to #2 - masdercheef
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(05/16/2013) [-]
zere vould be many peopl not understanding ze joke.

(I am bad at zis.)
#30 to #2 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
It's not a part of ze original jok.
#156 to #2 - wtfduud
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(05/16/2013) [-]
it iz ze punchlein
#34 - whiplasher
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(05/16/2013) [-]
And then we are transformed into Orks.
#122 to #34 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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#55 to #34 - epicanadian
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(05/16/2013) [-]
sweet!