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#10 - rainbowdashfj (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's the difference between a Porsche and a dead baby?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
User avatar #7 - cweepew (05/15/2013) [-]
mom, i don't wanna visit grandma today
don't be silly, of course you do
but mom, i really don't
shut up and keep digging
#1 - pandasarekawai (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How do you fit 10 babies in a bucket?

Ans. With a blender.

How do you take them out?

Ans. With chips
#18 - varzens (05/16/2013) [-]
The other day I was going down on a girl when suddenly, I taste horse semen. First thought across my mind?

"So that's how you died, grandma"
User avatar #17 - gushersoneonefour (05/16/2013) [-]
How do you fit 500 Jews in a car?
The ashtray.
...I'm going to Hell...
User avatar #16 - carneymaster (05/16/2013) [-]
Wanna hear something disgusting?
Garbage can full of dead babies.
Wanna hear something more disgusting?
one of the bottom still alive
Wanna hear something even more disgusting?
Its eating its way out.
Wanna hear something still, even more disgusting?
It gets out.
Wanna hear something still, even more truly disgusting?
It goes back for more.
User avatar #15 - liamkelledz (05/15/2013) [-]
Why did little Jimmy fall of the swing?

He had no arms or legs
User avatar #14 - liamkelledz (05/15/2013) [-]
Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a bus
User avatar #13 - gladiator (05/15/2013) [-]
what's the best part about ******* a 12 year old boy, knowing he won't tell...


what's the best part about ******* a 6 year old boy, hearing his pelvis snap.
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User avatar #5 - twi (05/15/2013) [-]
I was gonna say women's rights but not too many women are brutal
User avatar #4 - mynameisgeorge (05/15/2013) [-]
How do you know when your sister is on her period?

When your dad's dick tastes lie blood
User avatar #2 - reikara (05/15/2013) [-]
Whats the best part of ******* twenty three year olds? They're twenty of them.
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