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#1 - mountainyard
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Good story OP!
Are you a straight faggot?
#2 to #1 - ykaliber [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
>a straight faggot
#4 to #2 - mountainyard
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(05/11/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot.
OP has a girlfriend.
A straight faggot.
#6 to #4 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
if he is straight than he is not a faggot.
#11 to #6 - uberfionn
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(05/12/2013) [-]
It's the internet.
Faggot does not mean gay here.
themoreyouknow.jpg
#18 to #11 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
faggot means gay everywhere. one website cannot change the definition of a word.
#20 to #18 - taxation
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Sure it can, faggot.
#23 to #20 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
1: I am not gay. 2: No. it can't. 3: **** off.
#50 to #23 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
faggot.

teehee
#28 to #23 - HarvietheDinkle
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(05/12/2013) [-]
yes, it can. Language is constantly evolving in different cultures and societies. And FJ is a culture of its own. Just because there are certain arbitrary rules only means that for the time being, at the very moment those rules were made, that's how the language was intended to be spoken.

But those rules were made by people we don't know, long ago.
#24 to #23 - taxation
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Okay, maybe not faggot. How about triforce? That's changed meaning from an object in LoZ to an action that newfags can't perform hasn't it?
#31 to #18 - felixjarl
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I am gay and i call my straight friends faggots sometimes.
I am gay and i call my straight friends faggots sometimes.
#8 to #6 - haloinblue
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(05/12/2013) [-]
No *******.... It means he is either a straight faggot or a gay heterosexual gentleman.
#22 to #8 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
one cannot be gay and heterosexual at the same time. unless of course you wish to call this guy BIsexual. un which case why don't you and the dudes pestering me say that instead?
#52 to #22 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
SAYING THAT SOME IS A FAGGOT IS THE SAME AS CALLING SOMEONE PUSSY, YOU GOT IT ALREADY?!
#68 to #52 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Made people rage. work here is done. trolloolololololololololololololol
#70 to #68 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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(05/13/2013) [-]
wow, your life seems literally useless.
#74 to #70 - inuares
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(05/15/2013) [-]
says the one who took the time to respond :3
#75 to #74 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
so? how long did it take of my life? 5 minutes in total, while answering to you and hoping that you would gain some sense.
#25 to #22 - haloinblue
Reply 0
(05/12/2013) [-]
Wish i had the. " That's the joke. " picture.
#9 to #6 - manofparody
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
#19 to #9 - inuares
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Care to explain or do you perhaps have some sort of "judgemental prick" syndrome?
#73 to #19 - manofparody
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Says the wannabe troll.
If you're going to "troll", do it right or don't do it at all. trolling is an art and what you did was the equivalent to a 2 year old's finger painting.
#48 to #2 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#21 - enforcedno
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(05/12/2013) [-]
If you're gonna repost a greentext from 4chan just post the damn picture, don't go claiming it as yours.
#49 to #21 - ykaliber [OP]
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(05/12/2013) [-]
This is some OC man, no reteast ;_;
#54 to #49 - ykaliber [OP]
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(05/12/2013) [-]
And I also uploaded that on /vp/ to see what 4chan has to say about it :( It got like one reaction, something like "coolstory bro" with a doubt about my gf because I added the truestory.jpg behind it ;_;
#56 to #54 - hecticsilence
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Then ******* prove it. Show us that it was your post faggot.
#59 to #56 - ykaliber [OP]
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(05/12/2013) [-]
My history of yesterday. Thread 404'd in like a couple of minutes
#69 to #59 - enforcedno
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(05/12/2013) [-]
whoops! in that case congrats with the game and with the girl, hope both went well ;)
#3 - jcjohnson
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#37 to #3 - avatarsarefornoobs
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(05/12/2013) [-]
its a story read on the internet. of course its most likely false. its supposed to be an entertaining read despite this.
#5 to #3 - midgetmayhem
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(05/12/2013) [-]
you my good sir have obviously suck at pokemon.
#13 - iwebby
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(05/12/2013) [-]
>breaking human land speed record
>friction produced makes the room illuminate
>fabric of time bending around area of impact

mfw
#14 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
>At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak

Doubt.jpg
#29 to #14 - lorddarkskull
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(05/12/2013) [-]
depends on what facility, on tower i get there easily.
#26 to #14 - garaichu
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#27 to #26 - garaichu
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Wait no never mind, I'm stupid.

I think the world record is 2300 or something.
#15 to #14 - blarghagh
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(05/12/2013) [-]
have this
#41 - moggz
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I bet all the people bitching about this saying its "fake" watch A lot of television shows too. like walking dead. Spartacus n so on. Ya know a bunch of shows that are FAKE. Just enjoy the humor and move on.
#36 - iminurmouth
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Oh my god, i haven't laughed that hard in forever!
#16 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(05/12/2013) [-]
The people insulting him have obviously never fought the battle frontier.
That ***** intense.
#67 - thepink
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(05/12/2013) [-]
>girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns
>girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns
#12 - IHaveAUsername
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Are we doing this?
Are we doing awesome sex stories?
This could be interesting.
#46 to #12 - MyNameIsntCrookers ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
First time having sex the smell afterward filled the room, smelled like ass. didn't enjoy the smell and considered if that meant I was gay. few days later i take a **** and it smells identical, I realize that i must've been passively farting in the midst of my first **** and didn't realize it. I was relieved to know it was my anus that showed me i wasn't gay
tl;dr
once i put my dick in her i came and started farting