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#21 - enforcedno (05/12/2013) [-]
If you're gonna repost a greentext from 4chan just post the damn picture, don't go claiming it as yours.
#49 to #21 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
This is some OC man, no reteast ;_;
#54 to #49 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
And I also uploaded that on /vp/ to see what 4chan has to say about it :( It got like one reaction, something like "coolstory bro" with a doubt about my gf because I added the truestory.jpg behind it ;_;
#56 to #54 - hecticsilence (05/12/2013) [-]
Then ******* prove it. Show us that it was your post faggot.
#59 to #56 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
My history of yesterday. Thread 404'd in like a couple of minutes
User avatar #69 to #59 - enforcedno (05/12/2013) [-]
whoops! in that case congrats with the game and with the girl, hope both went well ;)
#1 - mountainyard (05/11/2013) [-]
Good story OP!
Are you a straight faggot?
#2 to #1 - ykaliber (05/11/2013) [-]
>a straight faggot
User avatar #4 to #2 - mountainyard (05/11/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot.
OP has a girlfriend.
A straight faggot.
User avatar #6 to #4 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
if he is straight than he is not a faggot.
#11 to #6 - uberfionn (05/12/2013) [-]
It's the internet.
Faggot does not mean gay here.
themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #18 to #11 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
faggot means gay everywhere. one website cannot change the definition of a word.
#31 to #18 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I am gay and i call my straight friends faggots sometimes.
I am gay and i call my straight friends faggots sometimes.
User avatar #20 to #18 - taxation (05/12/2013) [-]
Sure it can, faggot.
User avatar #23 to #20 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
1: I am not gay. 2: No. it can't. 3: **** off.
User avatar #50 to #23 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
faggot.

teehee
User avatar #28 to #23 - HarvietheDinkle (05/12/2013) [-]
yes, it can. Language is constantly evolving in different cultures and societies. And FJ is a culture of its own. Just because there are certain arbitrary rules only means that for the time being, at the very moment those rules were made, that's how the language was intended to be spoken.

But those rules were made by people we don't know, long ago.
User avatar #24 to #23 - taxation (05/12/2013) [-]
Okay, maybe not faggot. How about triforce? That's changed meaning from an object in LoZ to an action that newfags can't perform hasn't it?
#8 to #6 - haloinblue (05/12/2013) [-]
No ******* .... It means he is either a straight faggot or a gay heterosexual gentleman.
User avatar #22 to #8 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
one cannot be gay and heterosexual at the same time. unless of course you wish to call this guy BIsexual. un which case why don't you and the dudes pestering me say that instead?
User avatar #52 to #22 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
SAYING THAT SOME IS A FAGGOT IS THE SAME AS CALLING SOMEONE PUSSY, YOU GOT IT ALREADY?!
User avatar #68 to #52 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
Made people rage. work here is done. trolloolololololololololololololol
User avatar #70 to #68 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/13/2013) [-]
wow, your life seems literally useless.
User avatar #74 to #70 - inuares (05/15/2013) [-]
says the one who took the time to respond :3
User avatar #75 to #74 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/24/2013) [-]
so? how long did it take of my life? 5 minutes in total, while answering to you and hoping that you would gain some sense.
#25 to #22 - haloinblue (05/12/2013) [-]
Wish i had the. " That's the joke. " picture.
User avatar #9 to #6 - manofparody (05/12/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot.
User avatar #19 to #9 - inuares (05/12/2013) [-]
Care to explain or do you perhaps have some sort of "judgemental prick" syndrome?
User avatar #73 to #19 - manofparody (05/13/2013) [-]
Says the wannabe troll.
If you're going to "troll", do it right or don't do it at all. trolling is an art and what you did was the equivalent to a 2 year old's finger painting.
#48 to #2 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
#13 - iwebby (05/12/2013) [-]
>breaking human land speed record
>friction produced makes the room illuminate
>fabric of time bending around area of impact

mfw
User avatar #14 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (05/12/2013) [-]
>At Battle Frontier over 90 kill streak

Doubt.jpg
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User avatar #27 to #26 - garaichu (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait no never mind, I'm stupid.

I think the world record is 2300 or something.
User avatar #29 to #14 - lorddarkskull (05/12/2013) [-]
depends on what facility, on tower i get there easily.
#15 to #14 - blarghagh (05/12/2013) [-]
have this
#41 - moggz ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I bet all the people bitching about this saying its "fake" watch A lot of television shows too. like walking dead. Spartacus n so on. Ya know a bunch of shows that are FAKE. Just enjoy the humor and move on.
User avatar #36 - iminurmouth (05/12/2013) [-]
Oh my god, i haven't laughed that hard in forever!
#67 - thepink (05/12/2013) [-]
>girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns
>girlfriend uses Explosion and finally comes with the force of a 1000 suns
User avatar #16 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/12/2013) [-]
The people insulting him have obviously never fought the battle frontier.
That ***** intense.
User avatar #51 - thelurkinglamb (05/12/2013) [-]
>90 killstreak
>Pokemon

#64 - captaindropkik (05/12/2013) [-]
whether it happened or not that **** was hilarious, and I'm not gonna dispute it's truth or it being your story like some massive faggots are doing
User avatar #35 - chaossniper (05/12/2013) [-]
over 90 killstreak and pro pornstar sex, sorry if i don't believe you
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
It is the ''mother bear and cub'' senario all again, except this time it is a nerd and his pokemon.
#33 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/12/2013) [-]
to unplug girlfriend?
#38 to #33 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/12/2013) [-]
take your dick out of girlfriend
#39 to #38 - xxitzchubbsxx (05/12/2013) [-]
thanks for that i got confused at first like she was going to turn out to be some sort of sex robot or some **** .
#40 to #39 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/12/2013) [-]
oooh now i see where youre coming from
#61 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
To all the haters claiming this is stale copy-pasta. No, pure OC. Also posted this on the /vp/ section of 4chan where I lost the thread while lurking through other threads.
#42 - theholyblade (05/12/2013) [-]
9/10
9/10
#17 - butterisgood (05/12/2013) [-]
Why doesn't this have more thumbs?
Why doesn't this have more thumbs?
User avatar #34 to #17 - thefurryslut (05/12/2013) [-]
"There is no more HUMAN race! There is only the MASTER race!"
#12 - IHaveAUsername (05/12/2013) [-]
Are we doing this?
Are we doing awesome sex stories?
This could be interesting.
#46 to #12 - MyNameIsntCrookers (05/12/2013) [-]
First time having sex the smell afterward filled the room, smelled like ass. didn't enjoy the smell and considered if that meant I was gay. few days later i take a **** and it smells identical, I realize that i must've been passively farting in the midst of my first **** and didn't realize it. I was relieved to know it was my anus that showed me i wasn't gay
tl;dr
once i put my dick in her i came and started farting
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#47 - anon Comment deleted by ykaliber [-]
#53 to #47 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
OC I tell you!
OC I tell you!
User avatar #63 to #62 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
see post #61
#55 to #53 - hecticsilence (05/12/2013) [-]
It's not ******* OC, I saw this post on a 4Chan post on Reddit you asshole. Literally word for word. You are so unoriginal, why claim it to be OC when it is clearly not.
User avatar #57 to #55 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
This has been uploaded like 23 hours ago. I also uploaded in the /vp/ section of 4chan yesterday. Not sure about Reddit but if you say so it looks it has been copy-pasted to other sites. Don't be hating man...
#58 to #57 - hecticsilence (05/12/2013) [-]
Prove the 4Chan post was yours then, please, I want you to prove me wrong.
User avatar #66 to #58 - ykaliber (05/12/2013) [-]
Also, see post #61
User avatar #65 to #58 - SirSheepy (05/12/2013) [-]
I bet you're fun at parties.
#71 to #65 - hecticsilence (05/13/2013) [-]
LOL DOOD
User avatar #37 to #3 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/12/2013) [-]
its a story read on the internet. of course its most likely false. its supposed to be an entertaining read despite this.
User avatar #5 to #3 - midgetmayhem (05/12/2013) [-]
you my good sir have obviously suck at pokemon.
#76 - anon (03/07/2014) [-]
I hope she dumped your loser ass, ASAP. If not you're both dumb bitches and deserve one another.
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