So, this businessman is on a trip to Japan. After a long day at work, he goes to his hotel room, and says, "You know what? ****
it. I'm in a different country, my wife's not here, and my hand ain't gonna cut it." So, he orders a call girl and she walks up to his room. Once she's in there, they're just going at it, like *******
awesomely, they're going all over the place, and more than likely inventing new positions all along the way. The whole time, she's screaming bloody murder, screaming, "Nihao, nihao!", but she's screaming in a really positive way. So, anyways, after they're done, he goes to sleep. The next day, he goes golfing with some Japanese buddies (They speak English for him, because he doesn't understand Japanese). He gets a hole in one, and in happiness, screams, "Nihao, nihao!"
Then his buddy asks, "What do you mean wrong hole?"
TL;DR you're gay for not reading this