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#11 - supermunchkin (05/04/2013) [-]
all the towns i massacred because the guards kept saying this....
all the towns i massacred because the guards kept saying this....
User avatar #279 to #11 - errdayimfjing (05/05/2013) [-]
it's ok, now they're better off.
User avatar #88 to #11 - kolmar ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
It's not true though.
#93 to #88 - bertyhell (05/05/2013) [-]
tell that to the survivors
#36 to #11 - zdshdci (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #210 to #11 - swimmingprodigy (05/05/2013) [-]
If you kill everyone in a city....do they grow back?

Ive never tried this on my own because I don't want to be alone
User avatar #228 to #210 - SirVladimir (05/05/2013) [-]
Only the guards. Anyone with an actually name is dead for good once you kill them.
User avatar #245 to #228 - swimmingprodigy (05/05/2013) [-]
oh whoops.

Maybe I'll just go and kill someone in a small town that I never visit. I'd do it to Riverwood but but I just have so much fine memories seeing as I practically started the game there....
Probably somewhere far west like in the Reach. I generally stay to the east/middle of skyrim
User avatar #244 to #11 - pineapplechrist (05/05/2013) [-]
Why would it be any less wrong to wipe out a town because the guards had their kneecaps punctured?
User avatar #80 to #11 - marcuss (05/05/2013) [-]
and he just said to you that now he was happy. . and you raped his wife and burned his children and decapited him .
User avatar #261 to #80 - supermunchkin (05/05/2013) [-]
i didnt know man,i didnt know
#91 - gharshi (05/05/2013) [-]
guess this guy is into some weird ****
User avatar #214 to #91 - alos (05/05/2013) [-]
Poor bastard. Someone broke his heart.
#70 - tonytails (05/05/2013) [-]
so every time a guard said this, and i shot him in the knee until he died...   
he was just 			*******		 married? he had a family?   
   
goddammit...
so every time a guard said this, and i shot him in the knee until he died...
he was just ******* married? he had a family?

goddammit...
User avatar #193 to #70 - holywarstpd (05/05/2013) [-]
Dave Mustaine \m/
#76 to #70 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Meh, I just downloaded a mod where a bolt of lightning would strike the guard dead every time this line was triggered. Laughed and did a celebratory t-bag on their dead bodies.

Skyrim god is not happy with the guards.
#276 to #61 - starshroom (05/05/2013) [-]
*clap clap clap*
*clap clap clap*
#44 - foelkera (05/05/2013) [-]
I slaughtered entire cities just because a few police officers told me they had families
I slaughtered entire cities just because a few police officers told me they had families
#373 to #44 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#66 to #44 - exadoi (05/05/2013) [-]
I thought Leonidas died at Battle of Thermopylae.
#47 to #44 - metallifan (05/05/2013) [-]
That literally made me laugh out loud. Thumb for you.
#2 - ehzio (05/04/2013) [-]
So...so what you're saying is that it's been the guards wife that stops him from becoming an adventurer??? She just wants him to stay near his family??
So...so what you're saying is that it's been the guards wife that stops him from becoming an adventurer??? She just wants him to stay near his family??
#31 to #2 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
And I killed them
The guilt
User avatar #246 to #2 - trollolololgabe (05/05/2013) [-]
I aint about that life
User avatar #7 to #2 - spyrothehedgehog (05/04/2013) [-]
yeah, pretty much
User avatar #8 to #7 - ehzio (05/04/2013) [-]
ARE YOU SAYING IT'S NOT A REAL ARROW THAT HINDERED HIM???
User avatar #12 to #9 - ehzio (05/04/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD THE FAMILIES I'VE KILLED BECAUSE THE GUARDS KEPT SAYING IT. OH MY GOD THEY JUST LOVED THEIR WIVES
#64 to #9 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I just saw that episode, you good sir, rock! And get a thumb
User avatar #10 to #2 - moshthun (05/04/2013) [-]
Wait... GODDAMNIT YSOLDA YOU WILL NOT STOP MY ADVENTURES.
#45 - hugora ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
#28 - ekiouja (05/05/2013) [-]
Dear lord, I killed all those guys... Just because they said they were married.....
Dear lord, I killed all those guys... Just because they said they were married.....
#102 to #28 - daphnie (05/05/2013) [-]
You probably did them a favour.
User avatar #14 - coltari (05/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, all those guards I killed... Am I a bad person?
User avatar #330 to #14 - edwardscissortits (05/05/2013) [-]
We all are..
#84 to #14 - osirusrising (05/05/2013) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #50 to #14 - anonibusii (05/05/2013) [-]
Yes, but not because all of the guards you killed.
#192 - sirbutterballs (05/05/2013) [-]
Oh my god.... So I was murdering family men the entire time...
#53 - diespitris (05/05/2013) [-]
ACCIDENTALLY LEARNING.

ACCIDENTALLY LEARNING.
User avatar #5 - TimBisley ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
[citation needed]
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#75 to #5 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE your profile pic.
#24 to #6 - miwauturu (05/05/2013) [-]
Potentially a citation that isn't some random dude with a furry as an icon on ask.com
#26 to #24 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Guess who doesn't know who Deadmouse is.
User avatar #59 to #26 - buttgauges (05/05/2013) [-]
*Deadmau5
#27 to #26 - miwauturu (05/05/2013) [-]
I was referring to the guy answering the question, not the guy asking it, dumbass.
User avatar #203 to #5 - Bravechampion (05/05/2013) [-]
After about 4 min of hard research, I can assure you this is false. No sources other than people ask or gamefaqs. A reddit thread had many responses from Nords falsifying the claim.
#68 - rbpwn (05/05/2013) [-]
QUICK


WE NEED SLICE OF LIFE FANFICS OF THE HOLD GUARD AND HIS FAMILY


ON THE ******* DOUBLE
#230 to #68 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
ON IT
User avatar #49 - captainfuckitall (05/05/2013) [-]
And so one of the most over-used jokes on the internet suddenly became fresh and fun again
User avatar #130 to #55 - jetpistol ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
What you did there....


that was ******* genius.
User avatar #265 to #55 - partnerintroll (05/05/2013) [-]
flawless victory
#380 to #55 - SILENCEnight (05/06/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at The last time. ** what you did there, i saw it
#377 to #55 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #379 to #377 - noahnicholson (05/06/2013) [-]
sign in and get banned like a ******* , man
#381 to #379 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
fag
User avatar #382 to #381 - theturkeyburger (05/06/2013) [-]
Get off FJ kid
#165 - thehumor (05/05/2013) [-]
If this is true, I feel really happy for the guards now
#168 to #165 - yourmomfapping ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
FEELS GOOD ON MY ASSSSS
#169 to #168 - powerfapping (05/05/2013) [-]
They feel so GLORIOUS on my sweet ass.
User avatar #170 to #169 - yourmomfapping ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
thx. couldn't remember the phrase, but i was in the right direction
User avatar #182 to #169 - killerblue (05/05/2013) [-]
How interesting, but highly disturbing
#48 - cupotruth (05/05/2013) [-]
Holy fuggin 			****		 a lot of stuff makes perfect sense now.
Holy fuggin **** a lot of stuff makes perfect sense now.
User avatar #312 - mummyslittlebitch (05/05/2013) [-]
Nuh uh. Hold guards don't have wives, or mothers, or homes. They're just there.
User avatar #319 to #312 - ocelot (05/05/2013) [-]
they always have been and always will be..

the alpha and omega.. the beginning and the end
#262 - gibroner (05/05/2013) [-]
this has shattered my entire perception of the universe
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