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Things I've learned from FJ

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#12 - kirkbot (05/04/2013) [-]
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what I learned from FJ
User avatar #15 to #12 - bannedfartoooften (05/04/2013) [-]
No, it's more like 90% are overweight, the rest are under eating bitches who think boys like girls who look like plague victims.
User avatar #16 to #15 - kirkbot (05/04/2013) [-]
read it again
100% of overweight Americans are overweight
User avatar #17 to #16 - bannedfartoooften (05/04/2013) [-]
Okay. I misread, sorry.
#23 to #15 - jakatackka (05/05/2013) [-]
Um, I'm a guy with a high metabolism, which makes me skinny, even if I eat a lot of food. Does that mean I'm actually an under eating bitch?
User avatar #24 to #23 - bannedfartoooften (05/05/2013) [-]
Relax, it was a joke that backfired.
#25 to #24 - jakatackka (05/05/2013) [-]
Ah, fair enough. I thought you were a presumptuous dickhead. My mistake, I apologize.
User avatar #79 to #12 - europe (05/05/2013) [-]
Makes sense.
#35 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
I ******* hate nutella, it's just chocolaty peanut butter.
#39 to #35 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
**** You
User avatar #48 to #35 - ihaveakeyboard (05/05/2013) [-]
which is the best part!
(I have never actually had it, but that sounds amazing)
User avatar #74 to #35 - ctenop (05/05/2013) [-]
You can get snickers peanut butter/chocolate spread in one......it was abysmal.
#82 to #35 - followtheworms (05/05/2013) [-]
Yall have nutella in North Korea?
#85 to #35 - xmegustax (05/05/2013) [-]
and that's why everyone loves it
User avatar #31 - sirham (05/05/2013) [-]
Dota 2 master race
User avatar #34 to #31 - eddio (05/05/2013) [-]
Run RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
#1 - pornakount (05/04/2013) [-]
thats actually pretty accurate (unfortunately). I once made the mistake of saying I didnt care for nutella
thats actually pretty accurate (unfortunately). I once made the mistake of saying I didnt care for nutella
#2 to #1 - tantcancer (05/04/2013) [-]
well, ive never tried it.   
>i'll probably gets alot red thumbs.
well, ive never tried it.
>i'll probably gets alot red thumbs.
#5 to #2 - youxbarstard ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
It's good, but quick tip.
If you're in New Zealand and you want to buy some don't buy that homebrand or signature range crap.
#52 - oosulley (05/05/2013) [-]
People are assholes

People are on Funyjunk


Therefore FJ is made up of assholes. I include myself in this by the way.


Red Thumbs here I come
#38 - samoaspider (05/05/2013) [-]
Ye this post pretty much sums it all up ^
#46 - cupotruth (05/05/2013) [-]
I just realized my biggest time sink is to go on a website filled with assholes.   
   
Don't deny it.   
   
We're assholes, truly, inevitably, and completely assholes.   
   
We great every new and interesting idea as a piece of metal to be hammered into a mediocre sense of accomplishment.   
   
I mean we think of ourselves as new wave geniuses yet only one in every million of us has any real talent and they are underappreciated.   
   
Jesus I'm going outside, or starting to write a book or something, because honestly 			****		 this.
I just realized my biggest time sink is to go on a website filled with assholes.

Don't deny it.

We're assholes, truly, inevitably, and completely assholes.

We great every new and interesting idea as a piece of metal to be hammered into a mediocre sense of accomplishment.

I mean we think of ourselves as new wave geniuses yet only one in every million of us has any real talent and they are underappreciated.

Jesus I'm going outside, or starting to write a book or something, because honestly **** this.
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User avatar #70 - phanact (05/05/2013) [-]
The more thumbs you have, the more right you are.
#41 - noplaceperson (05/05/2013) [-]
For very political or religous post i've seen there has been an equally prevalent one arguing for the opposite point. So all this "FJ hates Christians" "FJ hates guns" is total ******** . FJ ******* loves guns for gods sake there is a channel called ' *************
User avatar #43 to #41 - dandamanzx (05/05/2013) [-]
I made that channel.
#33 - reigndrac (05/05/2013) [-]
This is perfect.
#11 - anon (05/04/2013) [-]
Oh, and you have a moral obligation to laugh at anything that contains Nicholas Cage.

Sarcasm excluded, the best actor to ever walk on this planet is Leo Di Caprio and you can't fathom why he didn't get an Oscar yet (although you actually don't give a flying **** ).
User avatar #10 - moshthun (05/04/2013) [-]
Yes, this post makes me smile.


Also, I wouldn't really wanna do anything with Nancy Sinatra as she is right now. Or any woman that was from back 50 years ago. I mean, they are all old enough to be your Gma.
User avatar #8 - spyrothehedgehog (05/04/2013) [-]
nice list, but you forgot to say that you also learned that asians can read minds
#14 - bhettogooty (05/04/2013) [-]
>Americans are fat   
>Americans are idiots   
>America has no freedom whatsoever   
   
i hope your two faced, so you have twice the lips to which you can use to kiss my ass. MURICA!
>Americans are fat
>Americans are idiots
>America has no freedom whatsoever

i hope your two faced, so you have twice the lips to which you can use to kiss my ass. MURICA!
#36 to #14 - usernameitisthen (05/05/2013) [-]
>thinking this post is serious

op's fw
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User avatar #27 to #19 - winsauceiswin (05/05/2013) [-]
america gotta be best at everything! go big or go home. incarcerate ALL the people.

MURICA
#21 to #14 - pineapplepeople (05/05/2013) [-]
You try to argue that americans are not fat or stupid by posting a gif of a fat stupid american?
#80 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Too bad people are now "Modern Catholics". They don't know ****
User avatar #54 - nachobeldavid (05/05/2013) [-]
Just FYI, unless she's been sucking dick since she was 14, blowjobs are terrible.
User avatar #86 to #54 - AresX (05/05/2013) [-]
You know you could always just work with somebody and both improve at sex by practicing with each other and talking about what you like and what you don't like. I've been with my fiancée for one and a half years now and her bj's are ******* awesome, hell I even prefer them now.
#55 to #54 - leopoldstotch (05/05/2013) [-]
I cant believe I am saying this, but I actually agree with you... I only let my gf suck my dick because I dont have the heart to tell her she is awful...
User avatar #58 to #55 - therealjc (05/05/2013) [-]
then you need to have a sit down with her and tell her she needs to improve.
If you want decent blowjobs then maybe you should invest some time in actually teaching her how you want your cock sucked. It's for your pleasure after all.
#75 to #58 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
true. the same goes for girls who don't have the heart to tell their partners that they don't know how to make proper use of their mouth. it always works better after you talk about it and get the chance to practice
#84 - GodofTV (05/05/2013) [-]
Are you serious? FunnyJunk is so pro guns, even though half these retards would shoot their eyes out.    
Emma Stone has NOTHING on Emma Watson.   
Legend of Korra is 			****		 compared to Avatar the Last Airbender, it's like they said "hey everyone loves this show, so lets make a sequel and DO EVERYTHING OPPOSITE."   
Robery Downer Jr, isn't beautiful, his facial hair is.    
Is LoL really awesom? I was thinking about checking it out.
Are you serious? FunnyJunk is so pro guns, even though half these retards would shoot their eyes out.
Emma Stone has NOTHING on Emma Watson.
Legend of Korra is **** compared to Avatar the Last Airbender, it's like they said "hey everyone loves this show, so lets make a sequel and DO EVERYTHING OPPOSITE."
Robery Downer Jr, isn't beautiful, his facial hair is.
Is LoL really awesom? I was thinking about checking it out.
User avatar #88 to #84 - whatareyouon (05/05/2013) [-]
I'd say you missed the joke.
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#28 - awesomechardey (05/05/2013) [-]
that's the most neutral thing, ever seen. very cool!
User avatar #99 - pikapimp (05/07/2013) [-]
guns are good
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