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Submitted: 04/26/2013
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#2 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
OP, you son of a bitch, you had better have ******* worn that flower on your shirt the whole damn day.
#4 to #2 - redunicorn (04/26/2013) [-]
I carried it around in my hand, it that good enough?
#16 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
So you want to give her the D?
User avatar #72 to #16 - chrisruler (04/27/2013) [-]
not since the accident.
User avatar #25 to #16 - vexaton ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
God damnit it! I was gonna say that
#61 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
>HFW
User avatar #10 - coolalliki (04/26/2013) [-]
It's a trap, she only wants you for your body.
#8 - bendahen (04/26/2013) [-]
Faith restored in humanity. A child was nice and OP used the tags correctly, all in one day.
Faith restored in humanity. A child was nice and OP used the tags correctly, all in one day.
#161 to #8 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
gotta be honest probably fake, What 4 year old child is awake/playing when a High schooler gets on the bus (much less at the bus stop)
User avatar #229 to #8 - thehandofgod (04/27/2013) [-]
So many Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog today. I like it.
#38 - trollop (04/26/2013) [-]
Then she takes of her mask to reveal a 40 year old police chief in disguise.
#40 to #38 - yourdonutz ONLINE (04/26/2013) [-]
HFW
#1 - mariasaturnina (04/26/2013) [-]
That is so cute.
That is so cute.
#28 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're getting laid tomorrow.
User avatar #26 - robinwilliamson (04/26/2013) [-]
>alphe for the day
>socuteomg
pick one
User avatar #14 - landartheconqueror (04/26/2013) [-]
it would be tragic if she got in an accident, and you never got the chance to give her that daffodil.
User avatar #118 to #14 - srhkid (04/27/2013) [-]
I felt a feel..
#204 to #14 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
"You know colonel.. Parachutes burn"
User avatar #21 to #14 - tormain (04/26/2013) [-]
I have the feeling this is an anime plot but what from?
Clannad's Fuko?
User avatar #56 to #21 - landartheconqueror (04/27/2013) [-]
no, but by your comment, i bet i can make an anime
User avatar #45 to #14 - propanex (04/26/2013) [-]
DAMN IT DUDE. THAT BETTER NOT HAPPEN!
#60 to #14 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
I cant stand the sight of daffodils, not since the accident
User avatar #115 to #14 - severepwner (04/27/2013) [-]
"I haven't been able to smell daffodils, not since the accident"
#49 to #14 - kez (04/26/2013) [-]
Is that a threat?
User avatar #20 to #14 - roflsaucer (04/26/2013) [-]
like dis if u cri evertim.
#19 to #14 - festinas (04/26/2013) [-]
Why u do dis
Why u do dis
User avatar #17 to #14 - majornilsen (04/26/2013) [-]
The **** man?
#29 - goodnewseveryone (04/26/2013) [-]
what's so alpha about grooming a 4 year old?
#51 to #29 - tenmillionbears (04/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this....			*******		 fedoras, man
Reminds me of this.... ******* fedoras, man
User avatar #64 to #51 - Yojimbo (04/27/2013) [-]
Fedoras and Neckbeards go together like Neckbeards and World of Warcraft.
#32 to #29 - rotucex (04/26/2013) [-]
Why did you even save that
#52 to #32 - unijaw (04/27/2013) [-]
smells like a /pol/ user
#31 - adrenalinbbq (04/26/2013) [-]
What's the problem with riding the bus? You save gas, don't have to worry about people ******* up your car, and don't have to look for non-existent parking, or get stuck in after-school traffic.
#36 to #31 - mericafuckyeah (04/26/2013) [-]
But the ride is almost always longer than driving and you have to deal with all of the middle school ***** on the bus
#47 to #36 - adrenalinbbq (04/26/2013) [-]
I'll give you the point that it was longer, but I had zero crap to deal with. I got to take a half hour nap to and from school. I memorized the motion of the bus before my stop so well that I woke up exactly when I got to my driveway.
User avatar #55 to #47 - scotlandspie (04/27/2013) [-]
Great, so you have a good life. Not everyone has amazing days like you.

pretty sure I've seen someone get projectile vomited on, on the bus.
#255 to #55 - adrenalinbbq (04/30/2013) [-]
No. I was made fun of and hassled every day. I stopped eating lunch because my best friend threw an apple at me because his other 'friends' told him it would be funny.

No one cared about me, and that's how I slept on the bus.
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User avatar #120 to #59 - coolcalx (04/27/2013) [-]
what the **** kind of school did you go to where people were shooting, smoking, drinking, and ******* in the parking lot..
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#131 to #126 - coolcalx (04/27/2013) [-]
You guys must have been cool.
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#136 to #135 - coolcalx (04/27/2013) [-]
we all made fun of those faggots who thought they were cool by smoking in the parking lot.
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#185 - arrisarrad (04/27/2013) [-]
This is how pedophile courtship...blossoms.
This is how pedophile courtship...blossoms.
User avatar #46 - deathcampforjewtie (04/26/2013) [-]
She's probably a CIA agent. Just waiting for you to ****** up.
User avatar #75 - responsibletim (04/27/2013) [-]
How do you transform from beta to alpha? Does your fedora dissolve in to your head?
#6 - zerojaxx (04/26/2013) [-]
i expected pedo rape
what have you done to me FJ
User avatar #7 to #6 - midgetnigger (04/26/2013) [-]
What do you think this is going to turn in to?

Future pedo alert!
#27 - anon (04/26/2013) [-]
how the ****
you don't turn alpha from getting a flower you piece of **** OP
you turn alpha by not being a ******* beta
#35 to #27 - Kanoah (04/26/2013) [-]
^This
^This
User avatar #67 - JoshBauer (04/27/2013) [-]
A senior and a 4-year-old on the same school bus?
User avatar #76 to #67 - trollgiggity (04/27/2013) [-]
Bus driver's kid?
User avatar #80 to #76 - JoshBauer (04/27/2013) [-]
Maybe, but that'd be weird
User avatar #79 to #67 - helgrind (04/27/2013) [-]
Smaller districts combine schools for public buses.
#244 to #79 - redunicorn (04/27/2013) [-]
lol good guess, small school
#240 - redunicorn (04/27/2013) [-]
to all those who care, especially you pedophile jokers out there...
>give her daffodil this morning
>biggest smile spreads on her little face
>says thank you
>looks back at older sister and tells her "look, anon gave me a flower!!"
>happiest little girl ive ever seen
#250 to #240 - redunicorn (04/27/2013) [-]
oh, and im not a sick bastard like most of you on here. sorry to have made such a boring story to those who can only think about being pedophiles...
#174 - doctorfoo (04/27/2013) [-]
She wants the D   
   
As in Daffodil
She wants the D

As in Daffodil
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