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#20 - samoaspider (04/22/2013) [-]
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV
sitting down with your children
and hitting them?"
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#119 to #20 - commandorazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #92 to #20 - meganinja (04/22/2013) [-]
But we're so busy.
User avatar #89 to #20 - stealthpsybeast (04/22/2013) [-]
I read it in his voice and lol'd.
User avatar #35 to #20 - studbeefpile (04/22/2013) [-]
Seldom have I laughed harder than when I first saw Bender say that on Futurama.
#14 - hooxx (04/22/2013) [-]
OP's face
User avatar #36 to #14 - studbeefpile (04/22/2013) [-]
I bet it really jangled his jim-jams.
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#30 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - SirSheepy ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You better straighten his that little **** out because his parents obviously won't. It is now your duty to teach him not to be a complete little **** to total strangers.
User avatar #16 to #10 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
You could even say it's his..
Call of Duty
#18 to #16 - Monibrava (04/22/2013) [-]
Why did I laugh at that
Why did I laugh at that
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/21/2013) [-]
#68 to #1 - vornic ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
+11
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#70 to #52 - yusay (04/22/2013) [-]
I don't. With people my age and above least I can make jokes and have fun.
I don't. With people my age and above least I can make jokes and have fun.
User avatar #57 to #52 - potatot ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Their reactions are priceless.
#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
>Tape recorder   
>Wait until he starts shouting   
>Collect all he shouts   
>Gather his parents   
>Make them listen to it   
   
This way he will learn for sure what he can and cannot do.
>Tape recorder
>Wait until he starts shouting
>Collect all he shouts
>Gather his parents
>Make them listen to it

This way he will learn for sure what he can and cannot do.
User avatar #41 to #25 - nimblewalrus (04/22/2013) [-]
I wasted so much time watching the whiskey swirl around the glass.
User avatar #43 to #25 - Yojimbo (04/22/2013) [-]
The same parents who assumedly bought him/ let him play CoD? I'm sure they will care.
#67 to #43 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Most parents are unaware of their kids swearing and the intensity of their games.
User avatar #132 to #25 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
my ex did that once.
User avatar #140 to #132 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
And how did that go?
User avatar #141 to #140 - huntergriff ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
well...i got my first xbox out of it.
#55 to #25 - shockstorm (04/22/2013) [-]
There's been a lot of 'The Shining' related thing lately. That makes me happy.Also, I don't have any appropriate reaction pics so I hope you don't mind if I post a random one.
#62 - Killerwale ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
And you just watched.....
#26 - jinxbomb (04/22/2013) [-]
This... this is why they invented the back hand, and the front hand... and the arm bar... and the double foot drop kick... and the brass knuckle
User avatar #40 to #26 - toughactintinactin (04/22/2013) [-]
And the choke-slam... and time traveling abortion....
User avatar #51 to #40 - jinxbomb (04/22/2013) [-]
Now all i can imagine is a time travelling doctor who like-fetus travelling through time and space; solving mysteries!
#54 to #51 - nighthawxx (04/22/2013) [-]
what the 			****		 man
what the **** man
#87 - mrsockz (04/22/2013) [-]
You fool, you missed a perfect opportunity to make him stop for good. All you needed to do was take that little faggots headset away and just start telling them all the embarrassing 			****		 hes ever done, hell make 			****		 up, to publicly shame him and make sure he never wants to talk on mic again. But no you just sat and watched.....
You fool, you missed a perfect opportunity to make him stop for good. All you needed to do was take that little faggots headset away and just start telling them all the embarrassing **** hes ever done, hell make **** up, to publicly shame him and make sure he never wants to talk on mic again. But no you just sat and watched.....
#27 - bknob (04/22/2013) [-]
"get tired of little poop sack"   
   
This is the best description of a baby i've ever seen.
"get tired of little poop sack"

This is the best description of a baby i've ever seen.
#6 - hagridsauce (04/21/2013) [-]
Dudes fw his cousin is playing cod, and he cant beat him
#19 - Monibrava (04/22/2013) [-]
Of all the times i've played COD I have never once came upon a little annoying 12 year old! My teammates are usually quiet and don't say anything. I don't hear anything from them other than a shuffling noise in the background (rarely). I've never heard anyone say a yo momma joke or how big their dick is. I've never encountered a 12 year old and as weird as it sounds, I kind of want to because I wanna know exactly how annoying they sound.
User avatar #24 to #19 - phtholognyrrh (04/22/2013) [-]
if you really want to know, you can look it up on youtube... trust me its better when youre not getting screwed in the middle of a game
User avatar #37 to #19 - SheWolfie (04/22/2013) [-]
search and destroy
everyone has to be in game chat
that is where I bait the kids and then send the dogs...
User avatar #50 to #19 - monkeysniper (04/22/2013) [-]
You really...really don't want to know, what i do know on COD is I just put in my mic and lay it next to me, put volume at 0 and make it so they won't hear me. Lonewolfing it is good if you are vigilant, i usually pull 3.0 kd like this on a good day
#91 - slowbroking (04/22/2013) [-]
I had a similar experience. Soon after I discovered this about my cousin, I was asked by my aunt and uncle (his parents) to watch their house and dogs for two weeks while they took their kid to summer camp about 3 or 4 hours away. What follows is what happened right after they left.

>Go to little cousin's room to play his xbox. Have an idea
>Go online and talk to people about selling Microsoft points
>Spend three days doing this and don't get banned
> **** . Plan B.
>Turn on xbox
>Throw blanket over it
>Leave room and don't go in for six days before I go back in there
> ******* thing still hasn't broken. How the hell is that even possible? (Seriously can some explain that?)
>Plan C
>9 days have passed. Starting to get worried.
>His xbox was on the floor. My aunt and uncle always told my cousin to move his xbox because of the dogs
>Going to a party that night
>Lock dogs in my cousin's room. It was small as hell.
>German Shepard and St. Bernard
>Come back to the house the next day
>Xbox knocked over with the tray broken
>Smash xbox and CoD disc with a hammer for good measure
>Aunt, uncle, and cousin come back three days latter
>Cousin rushes to play xbox. Cries.
>Tell the parent's that I left the dogs for a night (I told them I wouldn't be at the house every night) and when I came back it was broken along with the CoD disc
>Parents don't buy him one because they told him this would happen and he never listened
>Give him my old DS with Pokemon SoulSilver. Mfw.
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#99 to #91 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (04/22/2013) [-]
But...but you lost your pokemon....
#105 to #99 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
Perhaps he transferred all of them out to another game and erased the data.
User avatar #107 to #99 - slowbroking (04/22/2013) [-]
Meh. I didn't have much on it. I had recently started a new game so all I had was a Totodile and Gastly. Plus, I have HeartGold as well.
#127 - anon (04/22/2013) [-]
It's your call of duty to stop people like that.
User avatar #96 - thejerseyjenn (04/22/2013) [-]
This is why i prefer the poopsack. Can't talk yet.
User avatar #108 - lolollo (04/22/2013) [-]
That's when you remove the disk, unlug the xbox, and snap the disk in half so that no one will ever have to deal with his little ******** ever again.
#110 to #108 - sonofagun ONLINE (04/22/2013) [-]
Is unluging something the same as catching it?
User avatar #115 to #110 - trimageryan (04/22/2013) [-]
I think it's a complicated way of saying putting it down. But why is lolollo picking up the xbox to take out the disk? I don't think he/she knows how to xbox.
User avatar #135 to #115 - lolollo (04/22/2013) [-]
I said to remove the disk before putting it down dingus.
User avatar #136 to #135 - trimageryan (04/22/2013) [-]
To put it down you have pick it up first, do you not?
User avatar #138 to #136 - lolollo (04/22/2013) [-]
Were you not born with telekinetic powers?
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