So Steven Colbert our lord and savior had a few things to say about the recent Boston Bombing.
“Whoever did this obviously did not know **** about the people of Boston, because nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them. For Pete sake Boston was founded by the pilgrims — a people so tough they had to buckle their ******* hats on! It is the cradle of the American Revolution. A city that made it through The Big Dig — a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years; there are commuters just getting home now...They attacked the Boston Marathon – an event celebrating people who run 26 miles on their day off until their nipples are raw — for fun!”
He then went on to talk about how some runners that didn't finish the run ran an extra few miles to donate blood at a hospital.
this... this is why I love Colbert.