>be in high school
>white ex G/f
> Stupid Ex G/f
>she's a huge bitch
>starts telling everyone I have a small penis
>Tell her to stop.
>Starts to bitch at me that I cheated on her
>Keeps telling everyone i have a small penis
>walks up to her after she was telling her new b/f about my small penis
>told the guy "my dick ain't small her pussy is just loose"
>guy bust out laughing
>she runs away crying
>hall way in shock
>everyone dies laughing
> Was worth getting suspended over.