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User avatar #5 - sjbrewer (04/19/2013) [-]
To make it less confusing, it should say, "borrow $40,000 from loanshark"
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User avatar #4 to #2 - bakinboy ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
how are you not getting this?
User avatar #3 to #2 - ClockTank (04/18/2013) [-]
You get 40k from the Loanshark, pay the hitman 20k to kill the loanshark.
#1 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Someone else will take the loanshark's place and pursue you for the money AND, if traced to you, the hit.

They're probably more organized than we'd think.
User avatar #11 - KayRed (04/19/2013) [-]
You could cut out the middle man and kill the loan shark yourself.
User avatar #12 to #11 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/19/2013) [-]
I didn't think of that either...
User avatar #13 to #12 - KayRed (04/19/2013) [-]
You would have to be good at covering up a murder though, and very discreet when initially dealing with the loan shark, so no one associates you with the dead loanshark.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/19/2013) [-]
i think if i did this it would be for much more money so i could relocate.
User avatar #15 to #14 - KayRed (04/19/2013) [-]
Do it once a month, a different city every month. The only problem is building up trust.
User avatar #16 to #15 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/19/2013) [-]
invent a false rep started by yourself and different versions of yourself. then become your real identity and fade away into a new life.
User avatar #17 to #16 - KayRed (04/19/2013) [-]
That seems easier said than done. What you could do is develop a set of contacts in various cities, let them spread your rep, and then give them a cut. Or offer the loan shark a rate (if they deal with rates, but there would definitely be interest) that they can't refuse.
User avatar #19 to #17 - DANEATSfatKIDS (04/19/2013) [-]
Maybe i should open a bank.
User avatar #18 to #17 - KayRed (04/19/2013) [-]
But then they'd be expecting to be offed with rates that high.
User avatar #9 - zgbgydug (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it would be less work and more safe to just rob $20,000 from a bank
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#7 to #6 - John Cena (04/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he meant you're getting 40 from the loan shark. Then spending 20 of it to kill him.
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#10 to #8 - John Cena (04/19/2013) [-]
yup.
but now you're even dumber than him for thinking there's any reason to give money to a loan shark you've never met
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