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#109 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Last time i went to france and showed my german passport i was asked by the tollkeeper: "occupation?"
I told them: "No, just vacances".
They were pissed.
German problems.

#2 - givehimthemulk (04/17/2013) [-]
And then she jumps off the top of the school
And then she jumps off the top of the school
#101 to #2 - vangoz (04/18/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
Made me think of this
User avatar #62 to #2 - ryukyukids (04/18/2013) [-]
and I'd be waiting at the bottom.
User avatar #3 to #2 - someanon (04/17/2013) [-]
There would need to be a set of stairs or a ladder able support her weight for that to happen.
User avatar #13 to #3 - mesokab (04/18/2013) [-]
I would imagine that she would just flop back onto the school roof and break the ceiling
User avatar #10 to #2 - robotvoice (04/18/2013) [-]
and destroys the planet with her girth.
#16 - martycamp (04/18/2013) [-]
Did you know that snakes always know their own weight? It's because of their scales...
Did you know that snakes always know their own weight? It's because of their scales...
#185 to #16 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for someone to post the lightning speed version of this .gif.
#186 to #185 - martycamp (04/18/2013) [-]
Is this what you're after?
Is this what you're after?
#29 to #16 - badsamaritan ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
That a bad joke... Bud god damn that was pretty ******* funny.
you win some george carlins
#49 to #29 - ohemgeezus (04/18/2013) [-]
>bad joke
>funny
pick one, retard
#116 to #49 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Pick one retard?
I pick you.
#125 to #116 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Grammar, learn it.
#94 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
We are gathered here today to remember the memory of the entire class who died of laughter.

I request a moment of silence.
User avatar #177 to #94 - kaukasus (04/18/2013) [-]
i have no idea why i tougth that was a piece of chocolat.
+1
#160 to #94 - lucard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - John Cena (04/17/2013) [-]
i had no idea there are asshole schools
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#11 to #4 - hanakoikezawa has deleted their comment [-]
#132 to #4 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
omagawd fagot to sine in le XDDD
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#179 to #4 - PArmageddon loaded has deleted their comment [-]
#23 to #5 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
What does being an anonymous poster here has to do with anything.
User avatar #238 to #23 - sanguinesolitude (04/18/2013) [-]
more to do with his opinion being stupid.
User avatar #182 to #5 - youareohsowrong (04/18/2013) [-]
I had no idea there are asshole users
#147 to #4 - kez (04/18/2013) [-]
Its a joke, deal with it. If you're so unconfident and socially inept to take a comment like this then you seriously need to take a look at yourself.

I was once brutally insulted infront of loads of people by this girl. She called me stupid ugly boring, every kind of insult under the sun, not because it was true, but cos she was angry at me, people laughed at her comment.

I could have either been a little bitch and ran home crying or just made a joke of it, so I said "Oh my god, so are you... we should go out, we're perfect for each other!" Then everyone laughed at my joke and all was good.

Most bullying is brought on by yourself not being aware enough to know how to handle situations like that and just cry to mummy about it.
#50 to #4 - ohemgeezus (04/18/2013) [-]
This anon comment has above 2 green thumbs, where's the faggots coming to say, "omg can't believe i forgot to log in, give me green thumbs guise" at?
User avatar #121 to #4 - rainbowrush ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
omg can't believe i forgot to log in, give me green thumbs guise
#133 to #121 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny
User avatar #134 to #133 - rainbowrush ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
I try
User avatar #158 to #121 - irvea (04/18/2013) [-]
omg guise he lying it was me dat forgot to log in gimme thumbs ya all!

Basically anyone can claim he / she posted this, but saying it 13 hours after the anon post makes it hard to believe.
User avatar #161 to #159 - irvea (04/18/2013) [-]
**irvea sits in the corner of shame**
Ah I see...
#187 to #4 - fractalius (04/18/2013) [-]
I want someone to be logged in and make a comment that gets 400+ thumbs, then post as anon saying " **** I forgot to log out"
#44 to #4 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Maybe she wasn't fat and it was just a joke...
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#191 - doyoulikeapizza ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Kim Kardashian **
**doyoulikeapizza rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Kim Kardashian **
#193 to #191 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
sooo relevant
User avatar #217 to #191 - cthumoo (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh **** , that's incredibly relevant in a stupid way
#43 - helenwheels (04/18/2013) [-]
Really though, what is the point of weighing yourself everyday?
It's not like your going to gain or lose weight over night....
User avatar #84 to #43 - zumzizeroo (04/18/2013) [-]
I weigh myself everyday because my roomate has a scale in the hall I have to walk through, and because I like to collect data on myself so I could figure out the workings of my metabolism.
User avatar #68 to #43 - furukawa (04/18/2013) [-]
Between days I randomly lose or gain 5 pounds, one of us is the oddman out
User avatar #204 to #68 - helenwheels (04/18/2013) [-]
That could just be a flaw in your scale. Is it digital?
User avatar #205 to #204 - furukawa (04/18/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #207 to #205 - helenwheels (04/18/2013) [-]
Those can be affected by the way you sand on them, and how much you move around.
#75 to #43 - LiteninStruckTower **User deleted account** (04/18/2013) [-]
You've clearly never taken a fat 			****		.
You've clearly never taken a fat **** .
User avatar #181 - tiberioustyphr (04/18/2013) [-]
Schadenfreude
scha·den·freu·de
/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

Noun
Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

This is German humor.
#103 - welcometoatl (04/18/2013) [-]
'Teacher dies of laughter along with everyone else"

Sounds like some sort of Tumblr school.
"OMG I can't"
"OMFG I DIED"
User avatar #194 to #103 - daphnie (04/18/2013) [-]
ROFLMAO WHAT IS AIR
User avatar #104 to #103 - Tafixados (04/18/2013) [-]
I am so dONE WITH THIS SCHOOL
User avatar #114 to #104 - yunoknow (04/18/2013) [-]
Get out.
User avatar #115 to #114 - spudge (04/18/2013) [-]
There are 2 kinds of schools
#149 to #115 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
oh god my sides
mind blown
#119 to #115 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Follow here for pale school blog
#162 to #126 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
How the hell do I remember his voice? Its been sixteen years for ***** sake!
User avatar #169 to #162 - beroty (04/18/2013) [-]
You can't make your inner kid forget something
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (04/17/2013) [-]
That was actually pretty mean. I thought it was only ok to be a dick to someone if they were being dicks first
#85 to #6 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
welcome t reality faggot
User avatar #8 - kievaughnb (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't speak German, but let me guess how to say 'that's not healthy'.

Das ist nicht gesund.

I'm guessing based on the lyrics from Hilf Mir by Rammstein.
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User avatar #35 to #8 - OsamaBinLadenz (04/18/2013) [-]
Das ist richtig.
#71 to #8 - jimmiesoperator (04/18/2013) [-]
SIE SCHREIEN...
Different song, I know. Off of the same album tho
#108 - dubii (04/18/2013) [-]
that's the most running she's done all year
that's the most running she's done all year
#110 to #108 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
brilliant actor, brilliant movie.
User avatar #33 - Brass (04/18/2013) [-]
Does anyone else see the optical illusion looking line swooping down and to the left through the sixth, seventh, and eighth line?
#38 to #33 - iwaspromisedcake (04/18/2013) [-]
Thought I was losing my **** . Thank you for that
#40 to #33 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
now that you pointed it out I do see it
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#72 - berrypie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #117 to #111 - octaviano (04/18/2013) [-]
I need the episode.
#212 to #117 - maternation (04/18/2013) [-]
i would, too...   
   
sorry.
i would, too...

sorry.
User avatar #243 to #117 - AZQ (04/19/2013) [-]
Judging on their costumes, it looks like a Phoenix Wright game.
User avatar #244 to #243 - octaviano (04/19/2013) [-]
Episode =/= Game.
Fo' Shizzle Yizzle I know that's Phoenix.
User avatar #122 to #72 - muchasmarcos (04/18/2013) [-]
Fick dich would be the correct term.
Oh i once had the assignment to write
down all the german cursse words that i knew.
That kept me occupied for about an hour
while the rest of the class was learning how
to introduce them selves.
#78 to #72 - AZQ (04/18/2013) [-]
Pic not relevant, just haven't had a chance to use it.
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#79 to #78 - berrypie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #214 to #78 - octaviano (04/18/2013) [-]
She'd start whipping as soon she'd look at Phoenix' Crotch.
User avatar #112 to #72 - datgermanguy (04/18/2013) [-]
"Nein, fickst du" is not a proper sentence, you know.
I think you meant "Nein, fick dich!", but you can also say "Fick dich selbst!", that's basically the same as " **** yourself".

Does anyone want some german cusswords?
#136 to #112 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #155 to #136 - datgermanguy (04/18/2013) [-]
Hühnerscheiße
Verfickte Dreckskacke
Du Sohn einer räudigen Hündin
Vollidiot
Drecksau
#127 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
OBJECTION!!!!

FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN!!
#105 - luuc (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't get it why fat people can't take a joke about their weight... I'm a bit fat and i don't mind being made fun of, if one can laugh at others one should be able to laugh at them self to.
I don't get it why fat people can't take a joke about their weight... I'm a bit fat and i don't mind being made fun of, if one can laugh at others one should be able to laugh at them self to.
User avatar #124 to #105 - indiaan (04/18/2013) [-]
A lot of fat people who are insecure about their weight hide it beheind jokes and such...
User avatar #163 to #118 - ryusei (04/18/2013) [-]
Sauce of gif?
User avatar #200 to #105 - capslockrage (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, when it's someone who has always dealt with aggressive bullying rather than lighthearted jokes they probably don't enjoy it too much.
User avatar #239 to #200 - luuc (04/18/2013) [-]
I was beeing bullied for years when i was younger. It stopped as soon as i stopped giving a **** about it and found new friends.
User avatar #146 to #105 - izzygirl (04/18/2013) [-]
Pretty much how I feel about rape jokes.
I was raped, and I laugh at rape jokes.
User avatar #135 to #105 - rebby (04/18/2013) [-]
im fat and i dont even care anymore
im immune to insults about my physical appearance by now
#77 - CatfishCrothers (04/18/2013) [-]
Well that was just ******* mean.
User avatar #82 to #77 - WolfPrince (04/18/2013) [-]
Found the fatty.
But I kinda agree, it's a little harsh on the bonne lass
#80 to #77 - terrorrizor (04/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Revolution ** she shouldn't have opened her big fat mouth then
#81 to #80 - theberserker (04/18/2013) [-]
But she can't help it!
#86 to #81 - terrorrizor (04/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #3928291 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Yeah she could, she could've kept stuffing **** down her throat like she always has.
#89 to #86 - theberserker (04/18/2013) [-]
But what if she has a serious medical disorder that if there isn't something in her mouth every few minutes SHE ******* DIES MAN
#93 to #89 - terrorrizor (04/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #113 at Seeing fire in a game ** then she shouldn't have started talking
#52 - John Cena (04/18/2013) [-]
Randomly asks if you weigh yourself everyday
****** , asshole joke
Runs to the principal to complain
Hears his laughter from how far away?
How do you see the girl run out of school?
I call ******** .
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