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Dating a stripper

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Submitted: 04/17/2013
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#1 - urbancowboy (04/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#10 - dashgamer (04/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
*disgustedly.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dashgamer (04/18/2013) [-]
... He didn't spell it wrong. Disgustingly is a word, but it's the wrong adjective for the context.
You =/= Grammar Nazi.
User avatar #9 - dirtydamhippie (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't know, never got the clap from a bag of chips though.
User avatar #5 - KayRed (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Personally, I put strippers, porn stars, and even whores on a higher level than your run of the mill slut. They are exposing themselves, and selling their bodies for a reason, for a profit, which is more than I can say about many sluts that I have known.
#3 - Mr Ronok (04/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
did noone see how miserable barney was in HIMYM? dating a stripper is an awful idea
#13 - wildedge (04/18/2013) [-]
noisy chips? are there any other kind?
#30 - accalia ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Buwah?
Buwah?
#29 - beroty (04/18/2013) [-]
>be me   
>dating a stripper   
>friendzoned by her   
   
   
i can't even...
>be me
>dating a stripper
>friendzoned by her


i can't even...
#24 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This analogy belongs to me now.
This analogy belongs to me now.
#15 - engravedblade (04/18/2013) [-]
I dated a stripper and honestly it was pretty cool!
User avatar #2 - bloxicity (04/17/2013) [-]
Would be interesting.
User avatar #7 - mynameislego (04/18/2013) [-]
dating stripper stories?
>be me
>22
>dating stripper
>pick her up from airport after trip
>she's wearing some lightgreen no straps tubetop dress that ends in the middle of her ass and sparkling dorothy wizard of oz high heels
>sees me from her gate across terminal
>"BAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYYYY!"
>starts runnings with heels 'clicl click click click' towards me
>look left and right, everyones staring
>she jumps on me and wraps legs around my waist, ass out to the whole airport
>wives cover their husbands and childrens eyes
>i look over her shoulder and mouth "it was my privilege"
>walk out of airport like boss
> **** her in my truck
>tell her it's over I can't be seen with such a skank
>kick her out and drive off

true story minus the privilege part.
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