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Submitted: 04/17/2013
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#30 - accalia (04/18/2013) [-]
Buwah?
Buwah?
#29 - beroty (04/18/2013) [-]
>be me   
>dating a stripper   
>friendzoned by her   
   
   
i can't even...
>be me
>dating a stripper
>friendzoned by her


i can't even...
#24 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [-]
This analogy belongs to me now.
This analogy belongs to me now.
#27 to #26 - triggathepirate (04/18/2013) [-]
That hurts, mate.
That hurts, mate.
#15 - engravedblade (04/18/2013) [-]
I dated a stripper and honestly it was pretty cool!
#13 - wildedge (04/18/2013) [-]
noisy chips? are there any other kind?
#10 - dashgamer (04/18/2013) [-]
*disgustedly.
#20 to #10 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
gtfo and take your fail with you
User avatar #21 to #20 - dashgamer (04/18/2013) [-]
How is that my fail? It's OP's fail.
#11 to #10 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
He had the correct grammar but spelled it wrong.


Spelling ≠ Grammar
User avatar #16 to #11 - randomrage (04/18/2013) [-]
Spelling Spetznaz?
User avatar #12 to #11 - dashgamer (04/18/2013) [-]
... He didn't spell it wrong. Disgustingly is a word, but it's the wrong adjective for the context.
You =/= Grammar Nazi.
User avatar #9 - dirtydamhippie (04/18/2013) [-]
I don't know, never got the clap from a bag of chips though.
User avatar #7 - mynameislego ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
dating stripper stories?
>be me
>22
>dating stripper
>pick her up from airport after trip
>she's wearing some lightgreen no straps tubetop dress that ends in the middle of her ass and sparkling dorothy wizard of oz high heels
>sees me from her gate across terminal
>"BAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBYYYYY!"
>starts runnings with heels 'clicl click click click' towards me
>look left and right, everyones staring
>she jumps on me and wraps legs around my waist, ass out to the whole airport
>wives cover their husbands and childrens eyes
>i look over her shoulder and mouth "it was my privilege"
>walk out of airport like boss
> **** her in my truck
>tell her it's over I can't be seen with such a skank
>kick her out and drive off

true story minus the privilege part.
User avatar #5 - KayRed ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Personally, I put strippers, porn stars, and even whores on a higher level than your run of the mill slut. They are exposing themselves, and selling their bodies for a reason, for a profit, which is more than I can say about many sluts that I have known.
#14 to #5 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
I actually see it in reverse. The typical slut just enjoys the promiscuity, the other hos are looking for money... they are more interested in material gain than anything personal. The slut wants the same as you, the whore doesn't... It's a matter of taste, I guess.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Protagonistism (04/18/2013) [-]
Usually ******* and porn stars fall into a same area. But the stripper is pending, if it's a up town sorta girl then it's acceptable because she probably isn't much of a whore as the lower town. Plus strippers are suppose to be high class for some reason than ******* and porn stars.
#3 - Mr Ronok ONLINE (04/17/2013) [-]
did noone see how miserable barney was in HIMYM? dating a stripper is an awful idea
#23 to #3 - anonymous (04/18/2013) [-]
TV Shows =/= real life
User avatar #19 to #3 - PartyPanda (04/18/2013) [-]
Hey, Will Smith dated a stripper in that one movie, and he got to meet Jeff Goldblum!
User avatar #22 to #19 - atoma (04/18/2013) [-]
can't argue with that!

who's Jeff Goldblum?
User avatar #25 to #22 - mrthezho ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
The jew from jurassic park.
+1
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User avatar #2 - bloxicity (04/17/2013) [-]
Would be interesting.
User avatar #4 to #1 - aconfuseddonut (04/18/2013) [-]
**** yea, Ron Jeremy.
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