Your help is needed, FJ. As the main location of funny content and one-liners on the internet, we are looking to you to help increase the number of guest posts on this website.
The email to send the content to is: quotesfrommyflatmate AT gmail DOT com. If you prefer, the address is on this site, or you can just post the below.
Here are all the guest posts the site has so far. Although these are supposed to be quotes from your flatmates, how the hell would we be able to tell if they are or not?
A - Have you seen the news recently?
B - No
A - Well, Thatcher died about 2 hours ago Also, a circus had a mass death. Only 60 members of the troop survived.
B - How?
A - Cold weather. The circus master had to hurry to the shops to get more members.
Cold weather is very harsh to a flea circus
B - I can imagine
A - I love how we skipped over Thatcher
B - It's sad, but that's about it. How many fleas died?
A - I am boycotting cotton wool.
B - Why?
A - I think it's cruel to the mice.
B - What mice?
A - The mice they farm it from!
B - Where did you hear that?
A - My parents told me about it years ago.
B - Cotton wool doesn't come from mice.
A - Then where does it come from?
B - Cotton plants.
A - Pfft. Don't be stupid.
I'm scared of Chinese people because they whisper.
Do we get all our cheese from the moon, or can we make our own now?