True story, wanted to share.
>> Be me
>> Be 20
>> Babysitting my 10 yr old baby bro
>> we're dicking around outside in the front yard
>> Bro is pretending to be Son Goku
>> Bro runs at me, screams "kamehameha"
>> I lift my hands, screams "Kakarot, prepare for my big bang attack"
>> Suddenly hot neighbour girl and wild pack of scumbag school jocks appears
>> They stop and stare at us
>> Tries to play it cool
>> Bro is kicking and beating my legs, screaming "die Vegeta"
>> Alpha jock starts laughing, yells "Hey looser, aren't you a bit too old for that ****
>> Whole jock pack starts laughing
>> Hot girls turn to him
>> Points finger in his face
>> Says; "You are NEVER to old for DRAGON BALL"
>> Turns to me and my brother, screams "Prepare for my death ball saiyan scum"
>> She charges into my frontyard and starts playing with me and my brother
>>Jocks don't know what to do, eventually they just leave without a word
MFW, hot neighbour girl is now my girlfriend.