A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.
The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale. "
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible! " she said. Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. " To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The girl replied, "Then you'll ask him bitch!"