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    #7 - iFail
    Reply+854
    (04/08/2013)[-]
    Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 kids and kill 60?
    Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 kids and kill 60?
    User avatar#426 to #7 - nyeeeh
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why kidnap 150 kids and kill 60 when you could kidnap 200 and kill 110?
    #414 to #7 - oxYKellark
    Reply+3
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    #427 to #414 - Yesitsme
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    User avatar#428 to #427 - oxYKellark
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    HBO series Band of Brothers
    #403 to #7 - elatedmonkey
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Logic
    Logic
    #391 to #7 - arrowinurbutt
    Reply+8
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Because that requires more math...
    Because that requires more math...
    User avatar#416 to #391 - Mozzak
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND
    #393 to #391 - anon id: 85a65b18
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    half life 3 confirmed?
    #401 to #393 - zorororonoa
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    No, Half Life 2, Episode of Fish confirmed
    User avatar#387 to #7 - hazmathank
    Reply+13
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why take 150 children when you could take 75 aleve.
    #378 to #7 - digidawg
    Reply+12
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    #395 to #378 - salts
    Reply+5
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    #377 to #7 - salts
    Reply+30
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
    why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
    #423 to #377 - thelordofbutthurt
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I laughed
    I laughed
    #409 to #377 - anon id: fb1b770a
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Hah.
    #371 to #7 - pianoasis
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    User avatar#357 to #7 - mhden
    Reply+48
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why kidnap150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap (n+90) and kill n ?

    Only educated people will get this .
    #408 to #357 - grapesforall
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
    you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
    #410 to #408 - anon id: fb1b770a
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Which some of the stupidty of freshmen theese days some of them shouldnt have passed.
    #388 to #357 - anon id: 85a65b18
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    n isn't a number idiot
    #397 to #388 - leobreacker
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#394 to #388 - derangedberger
    Reply+12
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I found the uneducated person!
    #396 to #394 - anon id: 85a65b18
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    derangedberger is uneducated in the ways of the internet
    #400 to #396 - Lightclaw
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#380 to #357 - Muppetz
    Reply+15
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    >"only educated people will get this"

    ...its just pre-algebra
    User avatar#405 to #380 - vetis
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    This is Funnyjunk... Read the comment section more and you'll understand.
    #386 to #380 - bageljew
    Reply+8
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    you'd be surprised...
    User avatar#385 to #380 - KungFuZerO
    Reply+8
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Thats the highest education he got
    User avatar#415 to #385 - mhden
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
    #413 to #385 - mhden
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    #375 to #357 - anon id: 31362e15
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Only educated people will get this.

    Are you ******* kidding me? You learn this **** in ******* 8th grade, and if you don't get it you should kill yourself
    #389 to #375 - anon id: 85a65b18
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Yourself kill should you it get don't you if and, grade 8th ******* in **** this learn you? Me kidding ******* you are

    This get will people educated only
    #407 to #389 - vetis
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Oh my god, that is ******* clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
    Oh my god, that is ******* clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
    User avatar#402 to #389 - pringlez
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    What the ****, man.
    User avatar#372 to #357 - tittystargalactica
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Wtf is an education and where do I get one?
    #367 to #357 - baconbiscuits
    Reply+23
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I get the math part of this, but the internet has raped my mind. Whereas n = a random integer; I looked at this and thought "****** plus 90 and kill ******. Seems legit."

    Been laid off for months now (Which means extra internet time, woohoo) and while interviewing with other options it's almost a nightmare anymore because the entire time they are questioning me, in my head I think "What if I just shouted '******* at the top of my lungs right now? Would she continue the interview? How would I leave? I can't just walk out after screaming ******. I would have to drop my pants and do a zoidberg shuffle out of here while hissing like a pissed off snake. Maybe I could claim I have tourettes and forgot to put it on my application. What if she asks me a question and because I'm thinking about this, I accidentally reply with "******." Oh man I hope I don't say ******."

    I'm not racist. I just struggle not to yell ****** at random times. I need help.
    #384 to #367 - anon id: da024e69
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    tbh n does not stand for a random number but for a random postive number
    User avatar#373 to #367 - iamkagji
    Reply+5
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.
    #359 to #357 - thexiled
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    It actually makes me sad that I understood that...****** math man
    #392 to #359 - fcrocker
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7   
   
Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
    What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7

    Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
    #417 to #392 - thexiled
    Reply+1
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Wow, who **** on your face this morning?
    #429 to #417 - fcrocker
    Reply0
    (04/10/2013)[-]
    Your mother, just after she wiped my spunk off of hers.
    User avatar#360 to #359 - shredheadxd
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    You're sad because you're slightly intelligent?
    #364 to #360 - anon id: 474132c0
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    knowing math doesn't make you more intelligent (especially not that simple math)

    intelligence has nothing to do what you learned
    User avatar#369 to #364 - shredheadxd
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    >implying that's what I implied?
    #361 to #360 - thexiled
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Sad wasn't the best word for me to use...I just hate algebra, especially sicne I am on spring break right now.
    #354 to #7 - Jenkinhimer
    Reply+10
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#345 to #7 - arziben
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    same as him v

    please forgive us, Satan doesn't
    #343 to #7 - nickotak
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
    Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
    #340 to #7 - shimoshamman
    Reply+6
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Numbers dont lie iFail.
    Numbers dont lie iFail.
    #342 to #340 - kiratheunholy
    Reply+2
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    People keep thumbing it back down to 666 too, for the glory of satan of course.
    #339 to #7 - kiratheunholy
    Reply+3
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    inb4666thumbs
    #310 to #7 - mooderp
    Reply+8
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
    Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
    #382 to #310 - anon id: 808bfbd2
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    HAIL SATAN

    THE DARK OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL

    HAIL HAIL HAIL
    #271 to #7 - anon id: ca70b37d
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    exterminate all children on earth and only let 90 alive!
    #258 to #7 - klina
    Reply+10
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
    Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
    #253 to #7 - Spectricity
    Reply+20
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#231 to #7 - zredshift
    Reply+7
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why not kidnap 60 children past puberty, 30 boys, 30 girls, and force them to have unprotected intercourse with each other and each couple will give birth to 1 kid (all the extras will be culled), and there you go - 90 kids.
    User avatar#251 to #231 - rokkarokkaali
    Reply+13
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I wanna be kidnapped.
    User avatar#164 to #7 - moevleboevle
    Reply+6
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    or kidnap 45 and clone them into 90?
    #308 to #164 - darths
    Reply+5
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    We shouldn't do that, cloning is wrong.
    #179 to #164 - harrypottergirl
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    #178 to #164 - anon id: e2eaea89
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    kidnap and clone them then kill the originals leaving the clones to go back to the parents and watch as they try to take care a the clone who isn't their real child.
    #150 to #7 - salts
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    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#418 to #150 - adeadaxe
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Because they're mutually exclusive.
    User avatar#419 to #418 - salts
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    tell that to comment 181 down below
    User avatar#420 to #419 - adeadaxe
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Yea I saw that with all the upvotes. That happens on FJ sometimes. Idk why, but two comments that say the same thing get different votes, and when you point it out all of FJ gets pissed off at you like you're the one being retarded. Oh well.
    User avatar#425 to #420 - salts
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    its getting to the point where im about to devise social experiments and run them on FJ ..just for lulz
    User avatar#422 to #420 - salts
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    eh it happens ..im not mad ..in fact this phenomenon that we are wittnessing here is quite interesting that's why i haven't deleted the comment..also i put up the are you retarded post ..and it has thumbs..which goes to show that the people here don't even look at who's posting
    #376 to #150 - salts
    Reply+3
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#110 to #7 - huskycreeper
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Oh god....the pain in my abdomen.
    User avatar#61 to #7 - theodordronen
    Reply+63
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    You, my clever friend, are going places

    probably jail..
    User avatar#54 to #7 - skyie
    Reply+19
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    because counting is hard...
    User avatar#27 to #7 - dafuckisthisshit
    Reply+7
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    we must go deeper
    #19 to #7 - doctoryou
    Reply+104
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
    Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
    User avatar#313 to #19 - rplix
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    This is probably one of the funniest ones
    User avatar#200 to #19 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+4
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I don't really understand the whole jalepeno pussy thing
    what's it supposed to sound like?
    #430 to #200 - jalepeno
    Reply0
    (04/10/2013)[-]
    Well It's quite simple really..
    #412 to #200 - SimpleSimpleton
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    #202 to #200 - doctoryou
    Reply+14
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    the way most Americans at least pronounce is hal-a-peen-yo, making it sound like "all up in yo"
    #411 to #202 - anon id: fb1b770a
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    I pronounce it with the J, just cause **** you.
    User avatar#344 to #202 - capslockrage
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Not just Americans, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced.
    #368 to #344 - anon id: 61b2f19d
    Reply0
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    In its original spanish pronunciation it is pronounced /xala'peɲo/
    User avatar#203 to #202 - therealtjthemedic
    Reply+14
    (04/09/2013)[-]
    Oh, thanks doctorme.
    #181 to #19 - andreasl
    Reply+16
    (04/09/2013)[-]
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