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#7 - iFail (04/08/2013) [-]
Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 kids and kill 60?
#426 to #7 - nyeeeh (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap 150 kids and kill 60 when you could kidnap 200 and kill 110?
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User avatar #428 to #427 - oxYKellark (04/09/2013) [-]
HBO series Band of Brothers
#391 to #7 - arrowinurbutt (04/09/2013) [-]
Because that requires more math...
Because that requires more math...
User avatar #416 to #391 - Mozzak (04/09/2013) [-]
I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND
#393 to #391 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed?
User avatar #401 to #393 - zorororonoa (04/09/2013) [-]
No, Half Life 2, Episode of Fish confirmed
User avatar #387 to #7 - hazmathank (04/09/2013) [-]
Why take 150 children when you could take 75 aleve.
#378 to #7 - digidawg (04/09/2013) [-]
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#377 to #7 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
#423 to #377 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
I laughed
I laughed
#409 to #377 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Hah.
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User avatar #357 to #7 - mhden ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap (n+90) and kill n ?

Only educated people will get this .
#408 to #357 - grapesforall (04/09/2013) [-]
you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
#410 to #408 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Which some of the stupidty of freshmen theese days some of them shouldnt have passed.
#388 to #357 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
n isn't a number idiot
User avatar #394 to #388 - derangedberger (04/09/2013) [-]
I found the uneducated person!
#396 to #394 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
derangedberger is uneducated in the ways of the internet
User avatar #380 to #357 - Muppetz (04/09/2013) [-]
>"only educated people will get this"

...its just pre-algebra
User avatar #405 to #380 - vetis (04/09/2013) [-]
This is Funnyjunk... Read the comment section more and you'll understand.
User avatar #386 to #380 - bageljew (04/09/2013) [-]
you'd be surprised...
#385 to #380 - KungFuZerO (04/09/2013) [-]
Thats the highest education he got
User avatar #415 to #385 - mhden ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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#375 to #357 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Only educated people will get this.

Are you ******* kidding me? You learn this **** in ******* 8th grade, and if you don't get it you should kill yourself
#389 to #375 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Yourself kill should you it get don't you if and, grade 8th ******* in **** this learn you? Me kidding ******* you are

This get will people educated only
#407 to #389 - vetis (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that is ******* clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
User avatar #402 to #389 - pringlez (04/09/2013) [-]
What the **** , man.
User avatar #372 to #357 - tittystargalactica ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Wtf is an education and where do I get one?
#367 to #357 - baconbiscuits (04/09/2013) [-]
I get the math part of this, but the internet has raped my mind. Whereas n = a random integer; I looked at this and thought " ****** plus 90 and kill ****** . Seems legit."

Been laid off for months now (Which means extra internet time, woohoo) and while interviewing with other options it's almost a nightmare anymore because the entire time they are questioning me, in my head I think "What if I just shouted ' ******* at the top of my lungs right now? Would she continue the interview? How would I leave? I can't just walk out after screaming ****** . I would have to drop my pants and do a zoidberg shuffle out of here while hissing like a pissed off snake. Maybe I could claim I have tourettes and forgot to put it on my application. What if she asks me a question and because I'm thinking about this, I accidentally reply with " ****** ." Oh man I hope I don't say ****** ."

I'm not racist. I just struggle not to yell ****** at random times. I need help.
#384 to #367 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
tbh n does not stand for a random number but for a random postive number
User avatar #373 to #367 - iamkagji (04/09/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.
#359 to #357 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
It actually makes me sad that I understood that... ****** math man
#392 to #359 - fcrocker (04/09/2013) [-]
What the 						****					 are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7   
   
Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
What the **** are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7

Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
#417 to #392 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
Wow, who **** on your face this morning?
#429 to #417 - fcrocker (04/10/2013) [-]
Your mother, just after she wiped my spunk off of hers.
User avatar #360 to #359 - shredheadxd (04/09/2013) [-]
You're sad because you're slightly intelligent?
#364 to #360 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
knowing math doesn't make you more intelligent (especially not that simple math)

intelligence has nothing to do what you learned
User avatar #369 to #364 - shredheadxd (04/09/2013) [-]
>implying that's what I implied?
#361 to #360 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
Sad wasn't the best word for me to use...I just hate algebra, especially sicne I am on spring break right now.
User avatar #345 to #7 - arziben (04/09/2013) [-]
same as him v

please forgive us, Satan doesn't
#343 to #7 - nickotak ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
#340 to #7 - shimoshamman (04/09/2013) [-]
Numbers dont lie iFail.
User avatar #342 to #340 - kiratheunholy (04/09/2013) [-]
People keep thumbing it back down to 666 too, for the glory of satan of course.
User avatar #339 to #7 - kiratheunholy (04/09/2013) [-]
inb4666thumbs
#310 to #7 - mooderp (04/09/2013) [-]
Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
#382 to #310 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
HAIL SATAN

THE DARK OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL

HAIL HAIL HAIL
#271 to #7 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
exterminate all children on earth and only let 90 alive!
#258 to #7 - klina ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
User avatar #231 to #7 - zredshift (04/09/2013) [-]
Why not kidnap 60 children past puberty, 30 boys, 30 girls, and force them to have unprotected intercourse with each other and each couple will give birth to 1 kid (all the extras will be culled), and there you go - 90 kids.
User avatar #251 to #231 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I wanna be kidnapped.
User avatar #164 to #7 - moevleboevle (04/09/2013) [-]
or kidnap 45 and clone them into 90?
#308 to #164 - darths (04/09/2013) [-]
We shouldn't do that, cloning is wrong.
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#178 to #164 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
kidnap and clone them then kill the originals leaving the clones to go back to the parents and watch as they try to take care a the clone who isn't their real child.
User avatar #418 to #150 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Because they're mutually exclusive.
User avatar #419 to #418 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
tell that to comment 181 down below
User avatar #420 to #419 - adeadaxe ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Yea I saw that with all the upvotes. That happens on FJ sometimes. Idk why, but two comments that say the same thing get different votes, and when you point it out all of FJ gets pissed off at you like you're the one being retarded. Oh well.
User avatar #425 to #420 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
its getting to the point where im about to devise social experiments and run them on FJ ..just for lulz
User avatar #422 to #420 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
eh it happens ..im not mad ..in fact this phenomenon that we are wittnessing here is quite interesting that's why i haven't deleted the comment..also i put up the are you retarded post ..and it has thumbs..which goes to show that the people here don't even look at who's posting
User avatar #110 to #7 - huskycreeper (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god....the pain in my abdomen.
User avatar #61 to #7 - theodordronen (04/09/2013) [-]
You, my clever friend, are going places

probably jail..
User avatar #54 to #7 - skyie (04/09/2013) [-]
because counting is hard...
User avatar #27 to #7 - dafuckisthisshit (04/09/2013) [-]
we must go deeper
#19 to #7 - doctoryou (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
User avatar #313 to #19 - rplix (04/09/2013) [-]
This is probably one of the funniest ones
User avatar #200 to #19 - therealtjthemedic (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't really understand the whole jalepeno ***** thing
what's it supposed to sound like?
User avatar #430 to #200 - jalepeno (04/10/2013) [-]
Well It's quite simple really..
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#202 to #200 - doctoryou (04/09/2013) [-]
the way most Americans at least pronounce is hal-a-peen-yo, making it sound like "all up in yo"
#411 to #202 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
I pronounce it with the J, just cause **** you.
User avatar #344 to #202 - capslockrage (04/09/2013) [-]
Not just Americans, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced.
#368 to #344 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
In its original spanish pronunciation it is pronounced /xala'peɲo/
User avatar #203 to #202 - therealtjthemedic (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks doctorme.
#181 to #19 - andreasl (04/09/2013) [-]
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