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Why is it impossible to quit FJ?

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Submitted: 04/08/2013
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#15 - holyturkey (04/08/2013) [+] (47 replies)
because i keep hoping it becomes better
#185 - plumotje (04/08/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**plumotje rolled a random comment #29224 posted by deficiency at Shin Anime Social Board ** :I'm starting to hate it but I can't leave because a lot of my friends are on there... 
 because
**plumotje rolled a random comment #29224 posted by deficiency at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
I'm starting to hate it but I can't leave because a lot of my friends are on there...
because
User avatar #77 - eccleston (04/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
FJ is like Hotel California: You can log out anytime you like but you can never leave.
#18 - nyj (04/08/2013) [+] (41 replies)
**nyj rolls 0** Let's ask the magic conch.. Why is it impossible to quit FJ?
#149 - yofutofu (04/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Everything else is worse.    
-Reddit is FJ minus the good comments   
-9gag is funnyjunk with terrible comments and content   
-4chan is............"odd"
Everything else is worse.
-Reddit is FJ minus the good comments
-9gag is funnyjunk with terrible comments and content
-4chan is............"odd"
#487 - ninetwenty (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because Of You DJ 4DM1N!
#510 - mattdoggy (04/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>decide to quit FJ   
>go outside to get suntan to start things off   
>suns's too bright and it burns my eyes and my neighbors aren't fond of my anime themed speedo    
>figure i'll go to the gym to lift and get swole    
>gorillas lifting there laugh at me when i can't bench 80, and then kick me out when i try to throw dumbells for strength xp boosting and accuracy skills   
>i assume they are jealous of my mad skills, what wannabes    
>decide to go to the mall and buy nice things to furnish my mancave   
>find everything i want at gamestop and take it to counter but they want something called money?   
>i tell them i will offer them two free quests anywhere in the nearby region or trade them some of my best pokemon cards out of my fanny pack, but they didn't bite.   
>figure if nothing else i can go score some luscious babes   
>i roll up on a nice set of hot mamas and pull right up to them with my Heelys    
>i can see them checking out my hotwheels stickers on my cape so i know they are impressed by my raw awesomeness and speed   
>They are clearly speechless so i make the next move and show them how mad my sword skills are, my taijutsu also gets shown off in the process   
>I decide they've had enough of my raw beauty and that i needed to seal the deal   
>"You know my mom doesn't come in my basement that often, but when she does, she brings the most Kawaii cookies and pizza rolls"   
>they dropped their jaws, letting me know they were ready for me and could see my deep sensitive nature   
>i shout out my facebook url and use my ninja skills to disappear behind a tree, they ran away too, i'm guessing to add me on facebook right away   
>I make it home and mom has hotpockets waiting by my computer with chocolate milk   
>i reflect on the glorious day and realize something   
>i'm too much man for this world to handle, too much raw skill and talent   
>figure i better stay in my basement, and while i'm at it help share some of my skill with FJ, it's the least i can do   
>and that, that is why i stay on here, for you
>decide to quit FJ
>go outside to get suntan to start things off
>suns's too bright and it burns my eyes and my neighbors aren't fond of my anime themed speedo
>figure i'll go to the gym to lift and get swole
>gorillas lifting there laugh at me when i can't bench 80, and then kick me out when i try to throw dumbells for strength xp boosting and accuracy skills
>i assume they are jealous of my mad skills, what wannabes
>decide to go to the mall and buy nice things to furnish my mancave
>find everything i want at gamestop and take it to counter but they want something called money?
>i tell them i will offer them two free quests anywhere in the nearby region or trade them some of my best pokemon cards out of my fanny pack, but they didn't bite.
>figure if nothing else i can go score some luscious babes
>i roll up on a nice set of hot mamas and pull right up to them with my Heelys
>i can see them checking out my hotwheels stickers on my cape so i know they are impressed by my raw awesomeness and speed
>They are clearly speechless so i make the next move and show them how mad my sword skills are, my taijutsu also gets shown off in the process
>I decide they've had enough of my raw beauty and that i needed to seal the deal
>"You know my mom doesn't come in my basement that often, but when she does, she brings the most Kawaii cookies and pizza rolls"
>they dropped their jaws, letting me know they were ready for me and could see my deep sensitive nature
>i shout out my facebook url and use my ninja skills to disappear behind a tree, they ran away too, i'm guessing to add me on facebook right away
>I make it home and mom has hotpockets waiting by my computer with chocolate milk
>i reflect on the glorious day and realize something
>i'm too much man for this world to handle, too much raw skill and talent
>figure i better stay in my basement, and while i'm at it help share some of my skill with FJ, it's the least i can do
>and that, that is why i stay on here, for you
#202 - unmercifulgod (04/08/2013) [-]
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#382 - izzygirl (04/08/2013) [-]
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Comment section is full of gold, even when the content is **** .
#82 - kaboomz (04/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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Fj is a drug
#299 - waffies (04/08/2013) [+] (18 replies)
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#137 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #72 - woodywoodlinson (04/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I can't find a better racist, hate-filled community anywhere else.
#194 - toughactintinactin (04/08/2013) [-]
Because the ride never ends
#403 - DrollHumor (04/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because, honestly, what else am I gonna do all day?
Because, honestly, what else am I gonna do all day?
User avatar #86 - usernamespissmeoff (04/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
To see what shenanigans our dear leader gets up too nowadays.
#426 - weefee (04/08/2013) [-]
It's the only social life I have
#210 - nigthshadow (04/08/2013) [-]
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#739 - falconxmard (04/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Because DJ 4dm1n is love. DJ 4dm1n is life.
User avatar #881 - kylebro (04/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I Googled "funny pictures" 2 years ago and haven't left since.
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