my all-time favorite greentext stories on 4chan would be the tardstories
im trying to reboot this, on here rather than 4chan because 4chan is full of 9faggers nowadays.
in our school, the retards are allowed to be mixed with the normal kids, presumably so they can get real life skills later in life to do things other than being walmart greeters
first day of that new program, tard named christian joins our class.
no wrangler of course
teacher asks simple question
tard, trying to be smart, blurts out unintelligable noise
teacher, either trying to be nice or is one damned good translator politely says no that's wrong
black kid in class tells tard to be quiet next time
tard becomes enraged, screams loud enough for nearby classes to hear "SHUT UP YOU COTTON PICKER"
black kid makes a confused face
teacher is audibly laughing, says "christian, we don't call our black friends cotton pickers"
kid gets called cotton picker for rest of school year
several weeks in, every tard pics their own group to follow, can't tell them to **** off or else we'd recieve much harsher punishment than calling someone a cotton picker
friend is a furfag, isnt afraid to flaunt it (he's also white, ******* edward cullen white)
shows my group of friends a pic to mentally scar us
our tard--escort comes round, grabs friend's phone and sees massive dick on a transvestite anipromorphic fox
retard is bewildered, visibly confused and amazed
looks at friend with half opened jaw and looks as if he's about to **** himself
randomly spouts out "YOU'RE A GAY ******"
runs down the halls shouting that my friend is a gay ******
tard wrangler has to walk his fat ass across the school (because once again, why should they watch them?)
wrangler catches up, asks tard what he's screaming
hears him call my friend a gay ******, wrangler walks away laughing his ass off
school movement known as "spread the word to end the word" the word in question is retarded
when someone says retard or any form of it, irritating activist says "spread the word to end the word"
retard used to be a perfectly acceptable word, whenever i say it now, everyone stares at me with mouth agape
continues on for several weeks
im extremely irritated, decide to take charge
i grab the retard that follows me around, whisper in his ear the "secret to finding a drug dealer" (he's always going on about all the weed he smokes because he thinks taking drugs is cool)
he runs down the halls screaming "spread your legs to end your virginity"