One of my cousins works as a Parking enforcement officer and he always tells stories which are indeed funny.
>Be him on the job
>Writing a ticket because its his job
>Suddenly a wild car owner appears!
>Are you giving me a ticket!?
>Cousin:Yes sir I am.
>Why are you giving me a ticket!!!!!
>Cousin:Because you broke the law sir
>How did I break the law!!!!!!!!!
>Cousin:Sir you are parked to close to the fire hydrant
>But I was just in there for a minute!!!!!
Like that makes a difference
>Cousin:Sir it doesnt matter you still broke the law.
>WHO IS YOU'R MANAGER!!!!
>Cousin:Sir all of the information you need to know is on your ticket you have 30 days to appeal the ticket if you blah blah blah, have a nice day.
My cousin has a really short temper and hes been really cooperative with the guy when suddenly as hes walking away.....
>YOU NEED TO GET A REAL JOB YOU PIECE OF ****
>Cousin:This is a real job, and that is a real ticket, and you have to pay with real money.
The guy gets the ticket, crumbles it up, tosses it in the ground like a kid while screaming, and drives away with tears in his eyes.
His story made me haha.