Here's another story about my loopy ex-boyf's mother. And I have to say, this one pisses me off like mad
I was staying over the ex's house, as you do. I'd been having trouble sleeping for the past few days and made the mistake of mentioning this to the woman. With a grin, she said she's make me a hot drink and she'd bring it up to me, to get myself into bed and wait. So I did, with a good book and headphones to block out a certain someone's snoring.
Anyway, up she comes with a hot chocolate and a huge, I mean MASSIVE grin on her face. She stands there and watches me drink the drink like some creepy statue, literally grabs the cup off me when I'm done and waddled off downstairs without a word. Needless to say, I got little to no sleep, hot chocolate is not known for it's sedative qualities.
The next moring, when I got bored of lying in bed and decided to sod off home, she catches me in the kitchen and asked how I slept. TO save her feelings, I said "very well thanks".
I swear her face looked like it was going to split in two, I didn't know such a fat face could hold that many teeth. It turns out that crazy old coot had gone and spiked my drink with one of her *******
insane concoctions to put me to sleep.
Okay, it had no effect, but it really pissed me off. I feel she should have told me at least. Who knows, I could have been allergic. Naturally, saying this to her earned me a smack round the back of the head with a saucepan.
crazy bitch. Any of you lot got mad-mother/father-of-partner stories?