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Submitted: 03/26/2013
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User avatar #5 - navadae (03/26/2013) [-]
"puked up bleach" i dunno that.. i mean it would already be melting your insides, as far as it went down, you`d just be in for a far slower, more painful death
User avatar #9 to #5 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
i drank a few gulps and got sick to my stomach and it all came back up. i'm just lost right now
#23 to #9 - anonymous (03/26/2013) [-]
Wow, it must really suck to be you! You cant even kill yourself right!
#24 to #23 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
the sad part is that my middle name is Bryan...
User avatar #2 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
>Sell your car. You won't be needing it.
>Go to the local pawnshop and use the money from the sale to buy a handgun
>Buy ammo. Guns need bullets.
>Load the weapon. Bullets don't operate telekinetically.
>Pull the slide back. The round will not fire until it is chambered.
>Take off the safety. It will usually be on the left side of the weapon.
>Place the end of the barrel of the weapon firmly against your temple.
>Pull the trigger
User avatar #3 to #2 - captainislam (03/26/2013) [-]
stone cold **** dude
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Hey, he wants to an hero I gave him a foolproof guide. I give no ***** about cowards.
User avatar #6 to #4 - captainislam (03/26/2013) [-]
neither do i but i would say a razor wire noose was always the most badass way to do it
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
That would decapitate you and hurt like **** . Also, the possibility of passing out from blood loss give a chance for resuscitation.
User avatar #8 to #7 - captainislam (03/26/2013) [-]
yeah but it would be awesome as ****
User avatar #10 to #8 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah it would. Also, can you believe this ***** ? He tried to kill himself because his girlfriend broke up with him. Whatever happened to people killing themselves because everyone they is dead, or everything they ever knew has been destroyed? Now it's all "oh I got bullied" or "my girlfriend broke up with me." Shut the **** up I have seen people I love die in front of me.
User avatar #12 to #10 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
it's not just that. i have court in the morning because of legal bs my friend dragged me into with 2 possible felonies
User avatar #15 to #12 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Put your car in neutral on a hill and lay down in with your head in it's path.
User avatar #19 to #15 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
*laughs* i'd end up like a fruit roll up. my car's less than 3 inches from the ground
User avatar #21 to #19 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
You would be dead, why would you care? All you want is attention. I'm out, call me when you grow a pair.
#22 to #21 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
i laughed because i imagined the top half of myself getting peeled back like a carrot. it's actually not a bad idea though
User avatar #13 to #12 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Then you committed a crime. Deal with it.
User avatar #16 to #13 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
i actually didn't. all i did was recieve a bike that he gave me. i was under the impression it was his, but it was stolen. so...
User avatar #18 to #16 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Then tell the judge. Seriously, this is what I mean with you being a ***** . **** happens, deal with it and move on.
User avatar #20 to #18 - ibleedbmx (03/26/2013) [-]
i just need to up the dosage on my medication. like wayyyy up. usualy i'm just meh.jpg but for some reason it hit me really hard this time
#11 to #10 - captainislam (03/26/2013) [-]
i have been bullied broken up with, had my 						****					 smashed, half my living family is dead. a hand full of close friends and family friends died and you know what i said to it all, 						****					 YOU LIFE I DO WHAT I PLEASE MOTHER 						******					. picked up my 						****					 and moved the 						****					 on. lesson in life for OP, dude who gives a 						****					 about bitch ass problems
i have been bullied broken up with, had my **** smashed, half my living family is dead. a hand full of close friends and family friends died and you know what i said to it all, **** YOU LIFE I DO WHAT I PLEASE MOTHER ****** . picked up my **** and moved the **** on. lesson in life for OP, dude who gives a **** about bitch ass problems
User avatar #14 to #11 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
See, this is why I like you. You see **** how it is and don't pull punches.
User avatar #17 to #14 - captainislam (03/26/2013) [-]
i ain't got time for pussies
#1 - freepaint (03/26/2013) [-]
>find something your semi decent at
>Actually practice at being semi good at it
>PRACTISE
>PRACTISE
>PRACTISE SOME ******* MORE
>Get real good at it
>Charge people for that skill
>???
>PROFIT
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