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Yo Mama Jokes -- AKA 'Maternal Insults'

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#5 - gremlinbfg
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(03/25/2013) [-]
yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet the seat started to sing "I have the whole wide world in my hands"

yo mama so fat she doesn't revolve around the sun the sun revolves around her

yo mama so stupid, her head has reached infinite mass

yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow rain coat people started yelling "taxi!!!"
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#3 - rurorin
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(03/24/2013) [-]
yo mama so fat, jabba the hut said DAYUM
User avatar #2 - ghostisaho
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(03/24/2013) [-]
yo daddy so fat that when he sits down he sits next to errybody, and he still aint as big as yo momma
User avatar #1 - felixjarl
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(03/24/2013) [-]
Yo mama so fat than Moby Dick is jealous.