>go to friends birthday party at bar even though I'm sick
>Few claps, nothing major (I sucked)
>Later on, more karaoke
>Ask to do maroon 5, this love
>"You'll have to wait, there are two people ahead of you"
>K, sit outside near fire until my turn
>Hear my name called
>run to stage as fast as I can
>make it just in time for the first line of lyrics (out of breath from running)
>song ends, *******
>feel light headed
>lean off stage as a loaf of vomit comes out of my mouth
>not liquid puke, one solid loaf of vomit, like mouth poop
>everyone in bar still claps for me
So how was your night?