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User avatar #68 - pulpunderground ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
me: space time manipulation (equal of the power of the space-time rift from doctor who, aka. the ability to destroy the entire universe).

nemesis: enhanced jaw strength.


that's like Dialga vs. a fucking Rattata
User avatar #31 - dragonfucker (03/22/2013) [-]
retractable head vs alcohol manipulation

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User avatar #1 - melwach (03/21/2013) [-]
Water Ball Projection vs Dirt Manipulation

I don't think this will be great..
User avatar #84 - trivdiego (03/22/2013) [-]
Me: Ability to create metal hammers from skin... okay

Nemesis: Fucking Magneto

fuck this I'm out
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#17 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My superpower.
Panempathy - The ability to sense and feel emotions of billions or more subjects at once.
Ergokinetic Blade Construction - A sub-power of Energy Constructs and Elemental Blade Construction.
Shit is bad he can create an energy blade, the cut my head off and I can' t do anything
#20 to #17 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
Don't be a pussy. Sense the FUCK out of his emotions.
#16 - xmeatshieldx (03/21/2013) [-]
I got "sloth empowerment" I'm powered by my laziness, so I'm basically unstoppable.
Like it even matters but...
my opponent got "morality manipulation" pfft what a loser, I don't think my moral standing is going to matter when we are fighting 1v1, IMA SLOTH ALL OVER HIM!
User avatar #7 - godqueso (03/21/2013) [-]
sadness empowerment - i get power from others sadness
expanding energy bolt - guy can create energy balls that expand to different sizes
User avatar #5 - rampu (03/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Me: Jabberwocky Physiology - The ability to use the powers of the Jabberwocky.
Enemy: Dragon Arm - The ability to have the arm of a dragon.
I think I win.
User avatar #18 to #5 - Jabberwocky (03/21/2013) [-]
You better fucking win, you little bitch. I'll have you know I gained those powers by graduating at the top of my class in the Navy SEALs and having over 300 confirmed kills.
User avatar #80 - blackrookfiend (03/22/2013) [-]
My power: Evolution Manipulation.

My opponent: Sadness Empowerment(gets their power from feeding on sadness).

That would be the least interesting fight ever.

>Opponent appears!
>"Wahaha! Omni-man, I have super-human abilities, you stand no chance!"
> wat.jpg
>Doesn't stand a chance.
>"Oh look, you're a fish."
User avatar #79 - profesoreoak (03/22/2013) [-]

Absolute Attack

Struggle as one might, there is no defense against the dreaded space-time technique "Kamui".
Power/Ability to:
Create an attack that can bypass even the strongest defense.
The user's attacks cannot be blocked by any means. Opposite power of Absolute Defense.
#60 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
Omnipotence vs enlightenment... really... GOML.
User avatar #58 - mcmanybucks (03/22/2013) [-]
Stick Figure Physiology
The power to possess the powers, traits, and aspects of a figure who poorly drawn as with stick like features. A minor relative of Drawing Creation.
Contagion Embodiment
The ability to become the embodiment of contagion. A Variation of Power Manifestation.
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User avatar #37 - ClockTank ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]

I'm fucking Doctor Strange man. One of the strongest beings in exsistence.

And my opponent can become invisible... HMM HOW WOULD I WIN THIS HURR DURR.
User avatar #36 - AfroKazam (03/22/2013) [-]
Dragon soul (Ability to breath any element, mutate any part of body into a dragon) And Gun manipulation (Only capable of using or creating guns.)
Fuck yea... I'mma dragon bitch!

Funny memes -------->?
#11 - nyawgga (03/21/2013) [-]
Want to know the actual most useless ability?

The ability to create an endless supply of diamond hoes in minecraft.
#10 - anonymous (03/21/2013) [-]
>be me
>click random page
>Loneliness Embodiment
>fuck me can't get worse can it?
>Fuck you OP and your fagit post
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