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#23 - lolymoly (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm not that active either.
User avatar #156 to #23 - mrdrpage (03/22/2013) [-]
You haven't chipped off much of your sex rock, have you?
#5 - pappathethird (03/21/2013) [-]
**pappathethird rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Plot Twist ** sexually active
#107 to #5 - notstill (03/22/2013) [-]
that's what I'm talking about
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#24 - corundum (03/22/2013) [-]
> people having more sex than you
#183 to #24 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
here come the lonely faggots complain about how ******* lonely they are...
...thanks for cheering me up FUNNYjunk... thanks a lot
#11 - applescryatnight (03/22/2013) [-]
when i was in middle school we had a little restraint
except for this one girl
minute she went to high school she started suckin dick in the staircases.
we all know that one person
#168 to #11 - funnymanohword (03/22/2013) [-]
I went to a private high school, anad my junior year some girl gave a guy a handjob during mass. They were in the second row. Good times man, good times.
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User avatar #18 to #11 - areo0420 (03/22/2013) [-]
there weren't any stair cases at my school...

But when I got there my freshman year, there was a pretty big rock between two of the buildings with a thick shrub that made it out of eyeshot of everything but a few windows that was dubbed "The Sex Rock"... apparently the kids at my school didn't have much imagination... After "getting it on" at The Sex Rock, each couple would chip off a small portion of the sex rock to keep as a reminder... not really sure why, but who could argue with tradition?
Going on, a week after school started we saw couple after couple after couple go to the rock. This went on my whole freshman year. three months into my junior year, it was finally my turn to go to The Sex Rock... not that there was an order to things. I had a girlfriend, we were horny, and there was no one there that time.

Two weeks later they cut down the brush that hid the rock from sight. they've kept it cut ever since.
We were the last couple to use the sex rock. I still have a portion of the rock in my room that i chipped off in my room to remind me of what will more than likely be the most public sex i will ever have.
User avatar #64 to #18 - poohbehr (03/22/2013) [-]
I honestly thought you were going to say that 3 months into your junior year the rock had become a pebble
#57 to #18 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't know why but that gave me a bit of a feel.
#148 to #18 - hahns (03/22/2013) [-]
i have to say, for 80 thumbs that was a disappointing story to read.
User avatar #155 to #148 - exicuton (03/22/2013) [-]
Hey hahns, **** you.
#196 to #18 - KingTroll (03/22/2013) [-]
you ruined it for everyone
#194 to #18 - kanpai (03/22/2013) [-]
Here is the 100% indisputable evidence
#43 - moustachemustache (03/22/2013) [-]
#41 - tropicalbonerfish (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - lusir ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
When I was in middle school the most I got sexually active was when my friend and I were trying the "hand vagina"
User avatar #48 to #2 - ningyoaijin (03/22/2013) [-]
...You jerked each other off? Or am I just gay for assuming that?
User avatar #50 to #48 - lusir ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Yes we came to school and during the break we got near the slide and jerked each other off.....damn I thought nobody will get it...thank you!
User avatar #96 to #50 - asongulol (03/22/2013) [-]
That is somewhat gay.
User avatar #145 to #96 - lusir ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
really?....you have never done the wrist exercise in P.E. class?
#77 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
Even animals get more ass than I do..
User avatar #114 - dashgamer (03/22/2013) [-]
You're asking people who mostly have never been sexually active in their entire lives. How should we know?
#90 - orgasmo (03/22/2013) [-]
its legal for 12 year olds to have sex were I live, and being a sixteen year old, I can legally bang anyone above the age of fourteen
#62 - infinitereaper (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm obviously training to be a wizard!    
I'm so 			*******		 lonely

I'm obviously training to be a wizard!

I'm so ******* lonely
User avatar #73 to #62 - watermelonkittie (03/22/2013) [-]
I kindly request the point of origin of the dynamic illustration you have placed at the left of your comment regarding the image above.
User avatar #210 to #73 - infinitereaper (03/22/2013) [-]
It's starts off slow but gets really damn good. Still waiting for my final verdict on the ending though.
User avatar #84 to #73 - Keoul (03/22/2013) [-]
“Zetsuen no Tempest: The Civilization Blaster,” directed by Masahiro Andou (2012)
User avatar #54 - TheUsername (03/22/2013) [-]
So does masturbation count as sexually active?
User avatar #134 to #54 - rokkarokkaali (03/22/2013) [-]
My doctor asked that. I didn't know what to say because of that.
#181 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
MFW between the ages of 12 and 14, my friend and I jerked off together/each other while thinking of girls or watching porn.

It felt so amazing but now I realise how ******* gay it was.
User avatar #190 to #181 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
Still friends?

With benefits?
#193 to #190 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
We're still friends but we don't do anything like that anymore.   
Now all I need is a girl to do it...
We're still friends but we don't do anything like that anymore.

Now all I need is a girl to do it...
User avatar #195 to #193 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
All you need is a girl.
I'm making the assumption that you're hand acts like a girl friend.
#197 to #195 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
We're in love
#191 to #181 - schneidend (03/22/2013) [-]
That took some balls to admit that, bro. But, still, yeah, pretty 			******		 up.
That took some balls to admit that, bro. But, still, yeah, pretty ****** up.
#200 to #191 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank you. But I seriously have no idea how I have +6 thumbs.

Perhaps this happens alot with friends? O_O
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User avatar #8 - bakinboy (03/21/2013) [-]
middle schoolers are having casual sex and i cant even bring myself to get on the phone to order a pizza
User avatar #116 - payseht (03/22/2013) [-]
Is being sexually active during middle school not normal, because my uncle said it was...
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#119 to #116 - nikkeem (03/22/2013) [-]
How old is your sister again? You know the one you ******
User avatar #160 to #119 - payseht (03/22/2013) [-]
She recently hit puberty
#13 - ravyen (03/22/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I think that the middle school is the best place to pick up some sexy bitches.
#113 to #13 - mamen (03/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #169 - bitchplzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
OP im socially awkward but i wack off 9 times a week
User avatar #171 to #169 - isomeras (03/22/2013) [-]
9 times?

Filthy casual.
User avatar #172 to #171 - bitchplzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
Teach me your ways, master
User avatar #175 to #172 - isomeras (03/22/2013) [-]
A very active imagination, very little motivation to go out and socialise, and a high sex drive that I tend not to use on other people because I'm a fat tosser.
User avatar #178 to #175 - bitchplzzz (03/22/2013) [-]
Inspirational, Im taking notes
#53 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
I was never able to figure out relationships.
I was never able to figure out relationships.
#81 to #53 - blackbolta (03/22/2013) [-]
What movie is that from?
Please tell me~!
#83 to #81 - ButtonFly ONLINE (03/22/2013) [-]
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
The Nightmare Before Christmas.
#117 to #83 - blackbolta (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
#130 to #117 - anon (03/22/2013) [-]
you dont know any good movies do you

pissed in yo mama lately
User avatar #87 to #53 - Anonomousthirteen (03/22/2013) [-]
It helps some people deal with some of the deeper emotional issues most people have. People tend to only trust those they perceive as very close to them with their heart of hearts, which is why most people require or want relationships, as your mate tends to be the one you trust most.
On a side note, I'm guessing you have a very close sibling or friend?
User avatar #152 - doctadoc (03/22/2013) [-]
Don't worry, most of the people I've seen that were sexually active in middle school are the kids that don't want to graduate high school. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. They'll be serving you McDonald's while you are married and own a stable home that isn't your parents' basement.
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