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#4 - nunubot
Reply +10
(03/19/2013) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?   
   
One dead baby in ten trees.   
   
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?

One dead baby in ten trees.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#5 to #4 - justafungi
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What's worse than a garbage can full of dead babies?
The bottom one is alive.
What's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out.
What's worse than that?
He went back for seconds.
#87 to #4 - anon
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(03/20/2013) [-]
What do you call a dead baby on your porch.
A doormat.
#12 to #4 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account**
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#22 to #4 - delivering
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(03/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of sand?

You can't empty the truck full of sand with a rake.
#6 to #4 - justafungi
Reply +4
(03/19/2013) [-]
How do you get 100 dead babies in to a telephone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
I have a vast library of dead baby jokes.
#7 to #6 - nunubot
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(03/19/2013) [-]
How do you get 100 dead babies into a blender?
How do you get 100 dead babies into a blender?
#8 to #7 - justafungi
Reply +3
(03/19/2013) [-]
With knives, bit by bit.
#9 to #8 - nunubot
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#89 to #9 - fedexman
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(03/20/2013) [-]
#29 to #4 - mtndewisgreat
Reply +5
(03/19/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby? I've never been inside a ferrari
#13 to #4 - bobthenob
Reply +13
(03/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby? I don't cum on a pizza before I eat it.
#20 to #13 - nunubot
Reply +2
(03/19/2013) [-]
>Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
>DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
>DirtyKate: Who are you?
>Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
>Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
>DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
>Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
>DirtyKate: Haha! OK
>DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
>Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
>DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
>Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
>DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
>DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
>Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
pause
>DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
>Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
>Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
pause
#21 to #20 - nunubot
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(03/19/2013) [-]
>DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
>Bloodninja: How did you know?
>Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
>Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
>DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
>Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
>DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
>Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
>DirtyKate: What the ****?
>DirtyKate: You perverted piece of st
>DirtyKate: F
k


Source: www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
#83 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(03/20/2013) [-]
Whats red and flying across your lawn.....


a dead baby hit by a snow blower.
#3 - fizzor
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(03/19/2013) [-]
#37 - lunarflare
Reply 0
(03/20/2013) [-]
What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
#38 to #37 - cancer
Reply +10
(03/20/2013) [-]
Atleast I care
#48 to #38 - fedegon
Reply +2
(03/20/2013) [-]
You're the cancer of funn-
You know what? You've probably heard that one countless times.
#56 to #48 - cancer
Reply +2
(03/20/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah I have but if you feel like saying it go right ahead
#11 - luciuseternal ONLINE
Reply +9
(03/19/2013) [-]
MFW a dead baby joke thread
#26 - howunexpected
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
>MFW comments
>MFW comments
#1 - flutterkrieg
Reply +7
(03/19/2013) [-]
What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car.


"Robin, get in the car."
#53 - samio
Reply +6
(03/20/2013) [-]
Alright here goes nothing...

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Prison break
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running down a hill? Godzilla
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami
What do you call a bunch of Americans running down a hill? The only way they can go
What do you call a bunch of Chinese running down a hill? Open Borders
#41 - gnometrain
Reply +6
(03/20/2013) [-]
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?

Bob
#19 - tazze
Reply +6
(03/19/2013) [-]
apology for poor english
when were you when litle girl dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter then pjotr ring
'girl is kill'
'no'
#27 - daftiduck
Reply +5
(03/19/2013) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the faggot's house.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

I don't know anyone who hasn't heard some variant of this one