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#3 - fizzor (03/19/2013) [-]
#11 - luciuseternal (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW a dead baby joke thread
#26 - howunexpected (03/19/2013) [-]
>MFW comments
>MFW comments
#16 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
why did lil' katy fall off the swing?
because she's got no arms.


knock knock.
whos there?
not katy
User avatar #1 - flutterkrieg (03/19/2013) [-]
What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car.


"Robin, get in the car."
User avatar #41 - gnometrain (03/20/2013) [-]
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?

Bob
User avatar #19 - tazze (03/19/2013) [-]
apology for poor english
when were you when litle girl dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter then pjotr ring
'girl is kill'
'no'
#4 - nunubot (03/19/2013) [-]
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?   
   
One dead baby in ten trees.   
   
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?

One dead baby in ten trees.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#87 to #4 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
What do you call a dead baby on your porch.
A doormat.
User avatar #5 to #4 - justafungi (03/19/2013) [-]
What's worse than a garbage can full of dead babies?
The bottom one is alive.
What's worse than that?
He has to eat his way out.
What's worse than that?
He went back for seconds.
+1
#12 to #4 - lieutenantshitface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#22 to #4 - delivering (03/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of sand?

You can't empty the truck full of sand with a rake.
User avatar #6 to #4 - justafungi (03/19/2013) [-]
How do you get 100 dead babies in to a telephone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
I have a vast library of dead baby jokes.
#7 to #6 - nunubot (03/19/2013) [-]
How do you get 100 dead babies into a blender?
How do you get 100 dead babies into a blender?
User avatar #8 to #7 - justafungi (03/19/2013) [-]
With knives, bit by bit.
#29 to #4 - mtndewisgreat (03/19/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a ferrari and a dead baby? I've never been inside a ferrari
User avatar #13 to #4 - bobthenob (03/19/2013) [-]
What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby? I don't cum on a pizza before I eat it.
User avatar #20 to #13 - nunubot (03/19/2013) [-]
>Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
>DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
>DirtyKate: Who are you?
>Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
>Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
>DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
>Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
>DirtyKate: Haha! OK
>DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
>Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
>DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
>Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
>DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
>DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
>Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
pause
>DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
>Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
>Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
pause
User avatar #21 to #20 - nunubot (03/19/2013) [-]
>DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
>Bloodninja: How did you know?
>Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
>Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
>DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
>Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
>DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
>Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
>DirtyKate: What the **** ?
>DirtyKate: You perverted piece of st
>DirtyKate: F
k


Source: www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
#83 to #13 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
Whats red and flying across your lawn.....


a dead baby hit by a snow blower.
#24 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
What's red, white and screaming?


A skinless baby covered in salt...


Now excuse me while I go and cry in a corner.
#35 - Rascal (03/20/2013) [-]
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust

Why did little Billy fall off the swing?
He had no arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
+4
#17 - iron **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 - Rascal (03/19/2013) [-]
How do you best get a dead baby out of a blender?

With nachos!
User avatar #18 to #15 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/19/2013) [-]
What's worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees
User avatar #53 - samio ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Alright here goes nothing...

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Prison break
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running down a hill? Godzilla
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami
What do you call a bunch of Americans running down a hill? The only way they can go
What do you call a bunch of Chinese running down a hill? Open Borders
User avatar #10 - zilver (03/19/2013) [-]
How do you make a mailman feel sad?


You kill his entire family
User avatar #27 - daftiduck (03/19/2013) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the faggot's house.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

I don't know anyone who hasn't heard some variant of this one
User avatar #46 - moxmortuus (03/20/2013) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.
User avatar #23 - anorexikchimp (03/19/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.
#43 - alwaysreadthetags (03/20/2013) [-]
You wanna know the best part about ******* twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them. (ya i know old joke. still makes me lol)

mfw
#2 - twi (03/19/2013) [-]
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how distasteful



I love it
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