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Submitted: 03/19/2013
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#4 - nunubot (03/19/2013) [+] (14 replies)
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?   
   
One dead baby in ten trees.   
   
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?   
   
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a tree?

One dead baby in ten trees.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
#3 - fizzor ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
#37 - lunarflare (03/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.
User avatar #38 to #37 - cancer (03/20/2013) [-]
Atleast I care
#11 - luciuseternal ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
MFW a dead baby joke thread
#26 - howunexpected (03/19/2013) [-]
>MFW comments
>MFW comments
User avatar #1 - flutterkrieg (03/19/2013) [-]
What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car.


"Robin, get in the car."
User avatar #53 - samio (03/20/2013) [-]
Alright here goes nothing...

What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Prison break
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running down a hill? Godzilla
What do you call a bunch of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami
What do you call a bunch of Americans running down a hill? The only way they can go
What do you call a bunch of Chinese running down a hill? Open Borders
User avatar #41 - gnometrain (03/20/2013) [-]
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water?

Bob
User avatar #27 - daftiduck (03/19/2013) [-]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the faggot's house.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.

I don't know anyone who hasn't heard some variant of this one
User avatar #19 - tazze ONLINE (03/19/2013) [-]
apology for poor english
when were you when litle girl dies?
i was sat at home eating smegma butter then pjotr ring
'girl is kill'
'no'
+4
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User avatar #44 - thisdoescompute (03/20/2013) [+] (20 replies)
whats worse than one baby nailed to one tree?


one baby nailed to five trees.


+3
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#43 - alwaysreadthetags (03/20/2013) [-]
You wanna know the best part about ******* twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them. (ya i know old joke. still makes me lol)

mfw
User avatar #10 - zilver (03/19/2013) [-]
How do you make a mailman feel sad?


You kill his entire family
User avatar #46 - moxmortuus (03/20/2013) [-]
How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.
User avatar #23 - anorexikchimp (03/19/2013) [-]
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them.
User avatar #52 - gmarrox (03/20/2013) [-]
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
Two worms.

What's worse than two worms?
The holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust?
Three worms.
User avatar #34 - neonnurse ONLINE (03/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
2 seals walk into a club.
User avatar #54 to #34 - johnylingo (03/20/2013) [-]
i think you meant to say "a baby seal walks into a bar and asks for a Canadian club on the rocks"
#28 - dzubelyu (03/19/2013) [-]
What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.
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