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#98 - pappathethird
Reply +84
(03/17/2013) [-]
Gotta give a little cred to the police man who understood the situation so quickly
Gotta give a little cred to the police man who understood the situation so quickly
#6 - jinxter
Reply +82
(03/16/2013) [-]
And you had that dealer's number, why?
#8 to #6 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +12
(03/16/2013) [-]
I had the dealers number because I was friends with his some. Well, his son would hang out with be while his other friends were busy, but when his friends were available he would treat me like ****. This was a nice payback,
#28 to #8 - jiltist
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(03/17/2013) [-]
You may have dealt your friend a terrible wound by exposing his father as a drug dealer.
#100 to #28 - lmaopwnt
Reply +7
(03/17/2013) [-]
Payback's a bitch.
#224 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
I had a "friend" like that and also and he was a drugdealer.
He always wanted me around when he was not with his "friends" but when others were around i was pretty much not there.
The only compliment i had from him when someone asked who i was, that i am his "bodyguard".
And i got the joke.
#10 to #8 - jinxter
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(03/16/2013) [-]
Fair 'nough.
#7 - knarket
Reply -42
(03/16/2013) [-]
what had the dealer done to you to deserve that?

yes it's "funny" but not really since it's a true story.
#14 to #7 - faoneone
Reply -8
(03/17/2013) [-]
are you hi-oh probably nvm :3
#9 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(03/16/2013) [-]
shut up druggie.
#39 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
I completely agree with you knarket, you're only getting red thumbs cause funnyjunk is filled with brony anti weed faggots.
#25 to #7 - ybigballz
Reply +5
(03/17/2013) [-]
i found the drug dealer
#11 to #7 - sniperfumbles
Reply +68
(03/17/2013) [-]
Sold heroin and cocaine.
#34 to #11 - lifestyle
Reply -9
(03/17/2013) [-]
bad guy for selling people what they want?
unless he sold to minors idgaf.. people are old enough to make their own decisions.
mr. reagan aka mr. war on drugs also sold cocaine to ricky ross, so how do you feel about him?
although I don't support heroin or cocaine sales, I don't support robbing people of their personal choices/freedom either.
putting those two up against eachother theres a clear winner in my mind
but whatever.. redthumbsincoming
#77 to #34 - SonofChuck
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Yeah you may be old enough to make your own decisions but drugs that are not just dangerous to yourself but to the people around you like cocaine or heroin is where most people tend to draw the line.
#48 to #34 - internetrage
Reply -2
(03/17/2013) [-]
have some greeners for your bravery
have some greeners for your bravery
#13 - trolololer
Reply +53
(03/17/2013) [-]
The last part
You're the hero that Gotham deserves
#257 to #13 - drmedic
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(03/17/2013) [-]
#1 - bumbojumbo
Reply +41
(03/16/2013) [-]
This is a ****** great story if it's true.
#2 to #1 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +1
(03/16/2013) [-]
It is sooo true, and there was so much other conference calls that I did that were great, but these were the best.
#3 to #1 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +13
(03/16/2013) [-]
Oh, one good one that I forgot about is that there was 2 rival pizza shops in my town that HATED each other. I called "Pizza Mia" first and then "Pizza Bella". The manager of Pizza Bella got on the phone, and the owner of Pizza Mia got on the phone.

They yelled at each other for a good 15 minutes complaining about who is harassing who, swearing and threats and all.

In the end the police got called and the owner of Pizza Mia sold his business because he couldn't deal with the stress anymore from his competitors.
#4 to #3 - bumbojumbo
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(03/16/2013) [-]
hahahahahaha you have the power in your hands to shut down whatever you want!
#5 to #4 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +5
(03/16/2013) [-]
Not entirely true, but I would like to think so. The only reason why I did that was because every time we ordered something from Pizza Mia they always screwed up something from our order. They could never get it perfect. Their food was good, but the workers were just idiots, so some payback was needed.
#33 to #5 - mrswagly
Reply +2
(03/17/2013) [-]
They have incompetent workers that screw up your order, so you decide to try to shut down their business. Ice. *******. Cold.
#84 to #33 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to shut down their business, I was just enjoying getting 2 people on the phone that hate each other and getting them both to think it was the other person calling them but still denying it.
#105 to #84 - mrswagly
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
But you acted like when that phone call ran them out of town didn't make you the least bit regretful and that it was just.
#106 to #105 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Nope. No regrets at all. I highly doubt that one phone call caused the owner to sell his business. I bet it was the fact that all of his customers were going to Pizza Bella instead because they would make the orders without ******* up. Pizza Mia is still open, just under new ownership.
#123 to #106 - mrswagly
Reply +1
(03/17/2013) [-]
Ah, still I think you are someone I don't wanna be ******* with.
#127 to #123 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
You should tell that to the drug dealer who recently refused to pay me for computer repair work that I did. I reported him to the local police :D
#131 to #127 - mrswagly
Reply +1
(03/17/2013) [-]
Nope.
#74 - togay
Reply +35
(03/17/2013) [-]
snitches get stitches
#95 to #74 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
bitch looks serious!!
#119 to #95 - blackswat
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(03/17/2013) [-]
#149 to #74 - rowdymatt
Reply +1
(03/17/2013) [-]
he didn't say anything. the drug dealer did all the talking
#217 to #149 - togay
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(03/17/2013) [-]





SNITCHES
#228 to #217 - togay
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(03/17/2013) [-]






GET
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#221 to #219 - togay
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(03/17/2013) [-]






STITCHES!!
#223 to #221 - togay
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#225 to #223 - togay
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(03/17/2013) [-]






smashing
#246 to #225 - rowdymatt
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
9/10. should have used a different nigel or no nigel at all. Other than that, most excellent sir.
#249 to #246 - togay
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
heh,just kidding

cheers
#136 - beffen
Reply +19
(03/17/2013) [-]
But... how did a child know the number of a drug dealer?
But... how did a child know the number of a drug dealer?
#205 to #136 - eddysnewfoundglory
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Hello there.
#138 to #136 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +6
(03/17/2013) [-]
I explained in another comment that I was friends with his son, but the kid would only hang out with me when all of his other friends were busy, but when he was with his other friends he would treat me like ****.
Whats funny is I got to laugh at him because he was so upset and crying over his daddy being taken away.
#150 to #138 - miaandvinny
Reply +1
(03/17/2013) [-]
I kind of feel bad for this kid... What happened to him?
#152 to #150 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +3
(03/17/2013) [-]
IDK, and IDC. His mom was an alcoholic and she ended up moving into the city into some ****** housing complex. The kid started hanging out with really bad kids who would steal a lot and did lots of drugs. He fell into pretty much the same behavior. Last I knew he moved to another state. I haven't seen him or heard from him in about 15 years.
#154 to #152 - miaandvinny
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Well, now I really feel bad for him.
#157 to #154 - deadlyfoez [OP]
Reply +7
(03/17/2013) [-]
He was a dick to me. This one time he lured me into the woods so him and his friends could ambush me with paintball guns that left welts all over me when I was only like 11 years old. He used to steal **** from me whenever he slept over. I certainly don't feel bad for him.
#215 to #157 - miaandvinny
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Dunno, I just feel like his life must have sucked with those two as parents. It's no excuse for what he did, but we all did stupid stuff when we were young, and his lack of parental guidance ensured that what he did would be 10 times more stupid than most kids.
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#289 to #157 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna state that I dislike the action you did, but if this is legit, you should really be careful about making these kinda posts as some kid you once hated might understand who you are and notify his dad.
#143 to #138 - notyaoming
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Glorious!
#139 to #138 - beffen
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Okay.
Okay.
#83 - azijay
Reply +18
(03/17/2013) [-]
The police didn't answer with, "911, please state your emergency."?
#102 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
only 911 says that, he called the police department
#191 to #83 - firestarian
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Perhaps it was the police department? Although they would probably state what they are too.
#204 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
Probably because he called the station directly, not 911
#260 to #83 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
He called the Police Department, not exactly 911, he probably called the police station. There's a difference.
#114 to #83 - iTyGuy
Reply +5
(03/17/2013) [-]
There are non emergency police lines because they respond to other things besides immediate threats (i.e. this situation)
#87 to #83 - Axelfbomber
Reply +10
(03/17/2013) [-]
you can also call the non emergency hot line where they answer with a "hello, what can we help you with." it's a bit more nonchalant
#51 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
So it was you who ratted me out you little *******. Wait till i get out, imma cut off your balls and feed them to your family.
#59 to #51 - joiik
Reply +1
(03/17/2013) [-]
shut up meg
#56 to #51 - ariusbrightwing
Reply +17
(03/17/2013) [-]
Just browsing FJ in prison, seems legit.
#32 - hueareyou
Reply +16
(03/17/2013) [-]
You when he gets out of jail.
You when he gets out of jail.
#60 to #32 - trollbearcat
Reply +2
(03/17/2013) [-]
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