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Double phone pranking.

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#98 - pappathethird (03/17/2013) [-]
Gotta give a little cred to the police man who understood the situation so quickly
Gotta give a little cred to the police man who understood the situation so quickly
User avatar #6 - jinxter ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
And you had that dealer's number, why?
User avatar #8 to #6 - deadlyfoez (03/16/2013) [-]
I had the dealers number because I was friends with his some. Well, his son would hang out with be while his other friends were busy, but when his friends were available he would treat me like **** . This was a nice payback,
#28 to #8 - jiltist (03/17/2013) [-]
You may have dealt your friend a terrible wound by exposing his father as a drug dealer.
User avatar #100 to #28 - lmaopwnt (03/17/2013) [-]
Payback's a bitch.
User avatar #10 to #8 - jinxter ONLINE (03/16/2013) [-]
Fair 'nough.
#224 to #8 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
I had a "friend" like that and also and he was a drugdealer.
He always wanted me around when he was not with his "friends" but when others were around i was pretty much not there.
The only compliment i had from him when someone asked who i was, that i am his "bodyguard".
And i got the joke.
User avatar #1 - bumbojumbo (03/16/2013) [-]
This is a ****** great story if it's true.
User avatar #2 to #1 - deadlyfoez (03/16/2013) [-]
It is sooo true, and there was so much other conference calls that I did that were great, but these were the best.
User avatar #3 to #1 - deadlyfoez (03/16/2013) [-]
Oh, one good one that I forgot about is that there was 2 rival pizza shops in my town that HATED each other. I called "Pizza Mia" first and then "Pizza Bella". The manager of Pizza Bella got on the phone, and the owner of Pizza Mia got on the phone.

They yelled at each other for a good 15 minutes complaining about who is harassing who, swearing and threats and all.

In the end the police got called and the owner of Pizza Mia sold his business because he couldn't deal with the stress anymore from his competitors.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bumbojumbo (03/16/2013) [-]
hahahahahaha you have the power in your hands to shut down whatever you want!
User avatar #5 to #4 - deadlyfoez (03/16/2013) [-]
Not entirely true, but I would like to think so. The only reason why I did that was because every time we ordered something from Pizza Mia they always screwed up something from our order. They could never get it perfect. Their food was good, but the workers were just idiots, so some payback was needed.
User avatar #33 to #5 - mrswagly ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
They have incompetent workers that screw up your order, so you decide to try to shut down their business. Ice. ******* . Cold.
User avatar #84 to #33 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to shut down their business, I was just enjoying getting 2 people on the phone that hate each other and getting them both to think it was the other person calling them but still denying it.
User avatar #105 to #84 - mrswagly ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
But you acted like when that phone call ran them out of town didn't make you the least bit regretful and that it was just.
User avatar #106 to #105 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
Nope. No regrets at all. I highly doubt that one phone call caused the owner to sell his business. I bet it was the fact that all of his customers were going to Pizza Bella instead because they would make the orders without ******* up. Pizza Mia is still open, just under new ownership.
User avatar #123 to #106 - mrswagly ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Ah, still I think you are someone I don't wanna be ******* with.
User avatar #127 to #123 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
You should tell that to the drug dealer who recently refused to pay me for computer repair work that I did. I reported him to the local police :D
#131 to #127 - mrswagly ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Nope.
#136 - beffen (03/17/2013) [-]
But... how did a child know the number of a drug dealer?
But... how did a child know the number of a drug dealer?
User avatar #138 to #136 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
I explained in another comment that I was friends with his son, but the kid would only hang out with me when all of his other friends were busy, but when he was with his other friends he would treat me like **** .
Whats funny is I got to laugh at him because he was so upset and crying over his daddy being taken away.
#150 to #138 - miaandvinny (03/17/2013) [-]
I kind of feel bad for this kid... What happened to him?
User avatar #152 to #150 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
IDK, and IDC. His mom was an alcoholic and she ended up moving into the city into some ****** housing complex. The kid started hanging out with really bad kids who would steal a lot and did lots of drugs. He fell into pretty much the same behavior. Last I knew he moved to another state. I haven't seen him or heard from him in about 15 years.
#154 to #152 - miaandvinny (03/17/2013) [-]
Well, now I really feel bad for him.
User avatar #157 to #154 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
He was a dick to me. This one time he lured me into the woods so him and his friends could ambush me with paintball guns that left welts all over me when I was only like 11 years old. He used to steal **** from me whenever he slept over. I certainly don't feel bad for him.
#215 to #157 - miaandvinny (03/17/2013) [-]
Dunno, I just feel like his life must have sucked with those two as parents. It's no excuse for what he did, but we all did stupid stuff when we were young, and his lack of parental guidance ensured that what he did would be 10 times more stupid than most kids.
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#289 to #157 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I'm just gonna state that I dislike the action you did, but if this is legit, you should really be careful about making these kinda posts as some kid you once hated might understand who you are and notify his dad.
#143 to #138 - notyaoming (03/17/2013) [-]
Glorious!
#139 to #138 - beffen (03/17/2013) [-]
Okay.
Okay.
#32 - hueareyou (03/17/2013) [-]
You when he gets out of jail.
You when he gets out of jail.
#13 - trolololer (03/17/2013) [-]
The last part
You're the hero that Gotham deserves
#257 to #13 - drmedic ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
#74 - togay (03/17/2013) [-]
snitches get stitches
User avatar #149 to #74 - rowdymatt (03/17/2013) [-]
he didn't say anything. the drug dealer did all the talking
#217 to #149 - togay (03/17/2013) [-]





SNITCHES
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#221 to #219 - togay (03/17/2013) [-]






STITCHES!!
#225 to #223 - togay (03/17/2013) [-]






smashing
#246 to #225 - rowdymatt (03/17/2013) [-]
9/10. should have used a different nigel or no nigel at all. Other than that, most excellent sir.
#249 to #246 - togay (03/17/2013) [-]
heh,just kidding

cheers
#95 to #74 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
bitch looks serious!!
#97 - pappathethird (03/17/2013) [-]
All the heathy stuff a child should be doing.
User avatar #141 to #97 - smittywrbmnjnsn (03/17/2013) [-]
That drug dealer like to touch his no-no parts.
#244 - nikoxasylumz (03/17/2013) [-]
HFW he realizes he was talking to a cop
User avatar #288 to #244 - hueareyou (03/18/2013) [-]
Instantly read that in his voice. Made me Lol fairly well. Kudos
User avatar #83 - azijay (03/17/2013) [-]
The police didn't answer with, "911, please state your emergency."?
User avatar #191 to #83 - firestarian (03/17/2013) [-]
Perhaps it was the police department? Although they would probably state what they are too.
#260 to #83 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
He called the Police Department, not exactly 911, he probably called the police station. There's a difference.
#204 to #83 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
Probably because he called the station directly, not 911
#102 to #83 - anon (03/17/2013) [-]
only 911 says that, he called the police department
#114 to #83 - iTyGuy (03/17/2013) [-]
There are non emergency police lines because they respond to other things besides immediate threats (i.e. this situation)
User avatar #87 to #83 - Axelfbomber (03/17/2013) [-]
you can also call the non emergency hot line where they answer with a "hello, what can we help you with." it's a bit more nonchalant
User avatar #261 - sidekickman (03/17/2013) [-]
I don't care if he ratted on a dealer, that was pretty Batman.
User avatar #233 - FUUUU (03/17/2013) [-]
Do any of you know how these drugs affect your body?
LSD: doctors suggest that users can develop forms of psychosis. Meaning you could possibly end up tripping even when you stop using it all together.
Coke literally rots your brain the longer you take it.
Heroin slows down your circulatory system, suppresses your cough reflex, and pretty much kills your libido.
So before you all get your panties into further bunches, think about that. Do you really want people using that, especially around children or where they live? How about we stop defending a drug dealer? No one HAS to deal drugs to survive. People choose to because it's easy money and there's no taxes.
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#222 - kernelstack (03/17/2013) [-]
The tags... they are... nor...normal...
#80 - pringlez ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #214 - pandation (03/17/2013) [-]
All the dumb asses who thinks the kid is a dick for bringing in a drug dealer behind bars...

Think I found the high school drop outs who deals drug for their next meal
User avatar #132 - DukeOfLuke (03/17/2013) [-]
I dont know if this is a dick move or the right thing since he was selling coke and heroine. I just feel like OP did what was kinda the right thing with negative intent (to **** the guy over).

So OP is a faggot, but heroine dealers are also faggots by default, so nobody wins today.
#190 - beardarama (03/17/2013) [-]
what is wrong with all these people defending a 			*******		 drug dealer?
what is wrong with all these people defending a ******* drug dealer?
User avatar #195 to #190 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
They're mad because they inserted the tampon into the wrong hole.
#253 - manicjonathan (03/17/2013) [-]
YFW the police now think that you're phone number is the phone number of a convicted drug dealer.
User avatar #242 - lordkyzer (03/17/2013) [-]
funny but its probably not real

here a rhetorical question for you. how do you find a drug user in this comment section
User avatar #254 to #242 - deadlyfoez (03/17/2013) [-]
Prove it!
I wish I could prove that the ****** got arrested under those circumstances, but since the internet was barely in it's infancy back in those days there was thesmokinggun.com article written about him.
#126 - joebellding (03/17/2013) [-]
I would laugh so hard if he found out you were the one who busted him.
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