When I was a child I used to love to make prank calls and ****
with people. The invention of 3-way conference calls made it much more fun.
I got the idea one day to call one of my friends houses and while it was ringing I would call up another friends house and just listen to the parents argue...
"Yes, you called?"
"No, you called me?"
"No, my phone just rang. You called me."
So then I got the idea to call the police department and conference call the neighborhood drug dealer...
"Yes, sir. Is there something I can do for you?"
"Well, if you've got money to give me then we can make this happen."
"Money for what?"
"Well, you called me. You know what you want."
"What do you have?"
"I've got 1/8th's to ounces. I've got dope and I also have some yay yay (cocaine apparently)."
"Ok, I only have a little bit of money. Can I come by and figure out prices because I don't want to talk over the phone."
"Sure, come by. My address is... blah blah blah."
Next thing I knew there was 4 cruisers coming up my street and the guy was being arrested. He was growing weed, selling cocaine, heroin, and LSD. The ******
is still in jail now. LOL.